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NikaMandela
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"Last night, I got hit with the cold holler from this shy dude"
Sun May-31-15 05:29 PM by NikaMandela

          

he pretended like he couldn't find his way and then admitted he just wanted to talk to me. dude had no game, was super shy and nervous which i thought was kinda cute. he was from Ethiopia and had only been here 2 years.

but i look down and i see this dude has a fucking boner. nothing crazy, but a legit boner. i didn't know that happened to grown men when talking to a strange woman.

i dont know if its a good thing or a bad thing.

  

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was he 12?
May 31st 2015
1
he was 30
May 31st 2015
6
He was really thirsting for you!
May 31st 2015
2
Is he holdin?
May 31st 2015
3
^focused^
Jun 01st 2015
38
Why would having a boner be considered a bad thing?
May 31st 2015
4
a bad thing for me
May 31st 2015
7
      RE: a bad thing for me
May 31st 2015
8
           'shy' men are perves.
Jun 01st 2015
18
RE: i see this dude has a fucking boner. nothing crazy, but a legit bone...
May 31st 2015
5
I mean was dude outright tenting?
May 31st 2015
9
Never had much of a problem gettin at
Jun 01st 2015
21
oh the dudes HATE. hard.
Jun 01st 2015
23
      Sounds about right
Jun 01st 2015
26
      Ethiopian cat in college was promoting a stripper party
Jun 01st 2015
28
they're bolder now..it's mad easy now
Jun 01st 2015
39
he got them digits though
May 31st 2015
10
It was just the pleats. It's an optical illusion
May 31st 2015
11
Nothing to see here! Don't act like you're not impressed...
May 31st 2015
17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63CBo7Z83-Q
Jun 01st 2015
25
mansplaining
Jun 01st 2015
31
      Dude, it's a movie quote.
Jun 01st 2015
44
When are yall going out again?
May 31st 2015
12
LOL
Jun 01st 2015
22
dude knew his talkgame was lackg so he said fuckit & playd the big joker
May 31st 2015
13
nigga had a cockring AND stuffed his drawz wid a sock, like YOLO
May 31st 2015
14
      plan b and c
May 31st 2015
15
      nigga said fuck all this talkin and reverted to the universal language
May 31st 2015
16
a pencil-neck ethiopian goes smack at you? bad sign.
Jun 01st 2015
19
meanwhile if a woman hit on me w/ her nipples perking
Jun 01st 2015
20
yesterday, I got a boner looking at an old movie w/Robin Givens in it.
Jun 01st 2015
24
Now was cant even approach women with boners???!!! WTF?!?!?!
Jun 01st 2015
27
'you're makin it hard for me!'
Jun 01st 2015
29
maybe it was the sammich you had in your bag?
Jun 01st 2015
30
Perhaps he was a little too forward.
Jun 01st 2015
32
he got right to the point
Jun 01st 2015
35
*WEDDING BELLS*
Jun 01st 2015
33
Gotta know the specifics on the boner
Jun 01st 2015
34
He sounds super perfect for you, all the way to the random ass boner
Jun 01st 2015
36
I need to see what you had on
Jun 01st 2015
37
so yall going out now?
Jun 01st 2015
40
was he wearing sweat pants?
Jun 01st 2015
41
you know this story ends w/ you waking up to him
Jun 01st 2015
42
Lol... Which dude was this?
Jun 01st 2015
43

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1. "was he 12?"
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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

  

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NikaMandela
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6. "he was 30"
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Shaun Tha Don
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2. "He was really thirsting for you!"
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Rest In Peace, Bad News Brown

  

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3. "Is he holdin?"
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Because that is the only thing that matters.

  

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38. "^focused^"
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4. "Why would having a boner be considered a bad thing? "
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If anything that should be good. The kid can get it up with ease. "Look girl my shit working still got some horsepower!!!"

  

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7. "a bad thing for me"
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i feel funny about being seen as a sex object so outright.

  

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8. "RE: a bad thing for me"
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I understand that part of it. But I'm sure he didn't intend for it to spring up like that being shy and all.

  

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18. "'shy' men are perves."
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5. "RE: i see this dude has a fucking boner. nothing crazy, but a legit bone..."
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poor fella lol

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9. "I mean was dude outright tenting?"
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Could have just been the way his jeans were creased

I'm mad ethio dudes just be hollering willy nilly at ours but get in their teacups extra if we holla at theirs

  

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21. "Never had much of a problem gettin at"
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Habesha womens. Eritreans too.
only problems I had was from regular
niggas hatin.

I was in Denver tho, sizeable ethio population there but nothing
like DC

  

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23. "oh the dudes HATE. hard."
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and i think here esp the community is so close knit, the women might be with it but if word got out they'd be ashamed so they chill or wanna creep like you a hoe

or so ive heard


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg

  

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26. "Sounds about right"
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One of my best friends is Ethio
I know his Fam really good
Looking back, dude real put me on
...
...
I owe dude a few rounds

  

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28. "Ethiopian cat in college was promoting a stripper party"
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when we asked if Ethiopians were stripping he shit a brick.

oh, so it's ok for our women but not Ethiopians?

that nigga was mad for days..especially when my boy told him about the ones in DC stripping.

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39. "they're bolder now..it's mad easy now"
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>I'm mad ethio dudes just be hollering willy nilly at ours but
>get in their teacups extra if we holla at theirs
>

gotta get one of the NoVA jounts tho

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10. "he got them digits though "
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11. "It was just the pleats. It's an optical illusion"
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over emphasising the crotchal region.

Just IMO though.

  

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17. "Nothing to see here! Don't act like you're not impressed..."
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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25. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63CBo7Z83-Q"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63CBo7Z83-Q

  

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31. "mansplaining"
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>over emphasising the crotchal region.

  

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44. "Dude, it's a movie quote. "
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12. "When are yall going out again?"
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“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

  

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22. "LOL"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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13. "dude knew his talkgame was lackg so he said fuckit & playd the big joker"
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14. "nigga had a cockring AND stuffed his drawz wid a sock, like YOLO"
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15. "plan b and c"
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16. "nigga said fuck all this talkin and reverted to the universal language "
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19. "a pencil-neck ethiopian goes smack at you? bad sign."
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20. "meanwhile if a woman hit on me w/ her nipples perking"
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or god forbid a massive wet spot i'd literally get on a bullhorn to let the world know im the shit

ATTN HUMANITY!!! I AM AWESOME! THAT IS ALL!


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg

  

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24. "yesterday, I got a boner looking at an old movie w/Robin Givens in it. "
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I've wanted her since i was 10 yrs old, when she was in head of the class as Darlene Merriman. I hated on her whole marriage to Iron Mike.

and then yesterday she popped up on the screen and I had a slight chub going on in my nether regions.

I thought to myself "it's alive".


so yeah, "BONERS" are real in adulthood.


and I'm proud of mine. Lets me no there's no erectile dysfunctions going on.

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27. "Now was cant even approach women with boners???!!! WTF?!?!?!"
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29. "'you're makin it hard for me!'"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwEZRPkAAu8&sns=em

fuck you.

  

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30. "maybe it was the sammich you had in your bag?"
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"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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32. "Perhaps he was a little too forward. "
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>he pretended like he couldn't find his way and then admitted
>he just wanted to talk to me. dude had no game, was super shy
>and nervous which i thought was kinda cute. he was from
>Ethiopia and had only been here 2 years.
>
>but i look down and i see this dude has a fucking boner.
>nothing crazy, but a legit boner. i didn't know that happened
>to grown men when talking to a strange woman.
>
>i dont know if its a good thing or a bad thing.

Dude was really trying to skip all the small talk.

But seriously, if I was a woman I'd probably be creeped out by some shit like that.

  

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35. "he got right to the point"
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****************
TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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33. "*WEDDING BELLS*"
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34. "Gotta know the specifics on the boner"
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Was he "presenting" it, or was it "This is happening and I got no book bag?"

Did he point to it and then to your mouth? <-Over the line

Did he stand on his heels and angle it away from you? <-The polite thing to do.

Worst things in the world than a shy guy getting excited to talk to someone he has a crush on.

The real question is: rapey or not?

  

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36. "He sounds super perfect for you, all the way to the random ass boner"
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37. "I need to see what you had on"
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obviously you was looking real good ....

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  

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40. "so yall going out now?"
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Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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41. "was he wearing sweat pants? "
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or were his pants super tight?
i mean yes men at times get boners when we don't want them but we all know how to push it in the right direction so it's not just being all hunting dog pointing out and ready to attack

I got a good life man

  

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42. "you know this story ends w/ you waking up to him"
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jacking off outside your window or some shit, right?

but call him back tho

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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43. "Lol... Which dude was this?"
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