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There's a few websites and a (local atlanta) newspaper that has a five things friday...None can say that they've been doing it since 2007. NONE.

This started off as 10 Random Things No One Knows About You. Ten was too much and it then became 5 Random Things No One Knows About You and then it gradually became The 5ive™ (or Five Things Friday), which is now still random thoughts and a place to put all your confessions that didn't make it in the Confession Wednesday post.

OKP keeps on making it---the internet keeps on taking it.


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eBay

I need to keep my ass off of there.
so much.
so easy.
so affordable (well it is if i bid and win).

But yeah, that eBay phone app is like the little slot machine at the casino. It's addictive as a muhphucka. My coworker has me beat though. He bought a z-71 corvette of ebay where as my biggest purchase has been control arms for my vw passat.


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Friendship.

There's a 85% chance of rain.
My homeboy just closed on his new house.
Guess who he asked to help him get his sh*t out of storage this weekend?

Son, you paid for a whole month of storage---you're gonna have to wait until there's sun in the sky.

I'm beginning to question my dedication to this friendly union of ours.

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Disconnected.

I keep getting strange calls from 803 and 504 area codes. Could be family. If that's the case they want something. But if they can't leave no msgs or send me a text lettin' me know who it is we'll forever be strangers.

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Moving on

Once when I was a kid, my mom and I moved and didn't take sh*t with us outside of clothes, tv's and electronics. We didn't take out beds or any other furniture. Maybe we took bedding and towels and pots and pans--but pretty much everything else my mom let one of her friends (who had just had a house fire w/no insurance) get everything. At the time, I couldn't understand why my mom did this until recently---moving is a b*tch.

She wasn't trying to be thoughtful and a good friend to her homegirl---my momma just didn't wanna pack and move sh*t.

I'm essentially doing the same thing. I've given just about everything that isn't in my son's room and doesn't have significant sentimental value. I have given away my bed, the washer and dryer, everything in my living room, the work out equipment (that I never used), pots, pans, towels and bedding.

When it comes to vacate the crib on 5/23. All I gotta do is take my son's bed down, paint over the accent wall in the living room and hand over my keys.

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5. I can't wait to leave this piece at Noon. These few hours are moving soooo slow.

4. I'm taking in some art this weekend and I'm very excited. Basquiat and Kehinde Wiley

3. I needed this little getaway. Life has been kinda monotonous here for a second.

2. I found a new hair product I love for twist outs. I wonder how it stands up to heat and humidity. That'll be the true test.

1. Sometimes I laugh at a few of my coworkers. So busy worrying about the things others are doing sometimes. Focus on you and what you do.

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uno.
was worried my mother in law was gonna try to talk me into going back to the nutritionist lady. she also had her doubts about some of the info she gave us. gonna go to another allergist for a second opinion i guess (he been to an allergist already but hey).

dos.
not to play games or anything but i'm just falling back on reaching out to dude all the time via text. i don't really call because he always seems to be working or doing something but he doesn't call me. you want us to get back together and don't really make time for us to be together. i don't know what this nigga wants from me at this point. i'll wait for him to notice.

tres.
the weather is always weird when i'm not working. was gonna go to the park with the boy but its gonna rain. tomorrow is supposed to be mad nice though. can't wait.

quatro.
i haven't smoked in about a week and after wednesday night (liquor slushies are the devil y'all) i won't be drinking for a while. this sober life isn't that much different from the high life i just don't be getting the urge to write rhymes at all.

cinco.
can't believe it's april already and we more than halfway through that bitch.

www.royallegacy.org

For Real (Official Video):
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argh
I know you ain't ask my opinion
but I feel like I've been where you are with the mister
and I wish I could spare you that pain
but sometimes you gotta go through it yourself to see it for yourself

In those moments he expressed that he missed you
I'm sure he did
just in that moment
chasing down that feeling to alleviate whatever negative emotions he was feeling, maybe as a result of the separation or maybe from others things that have nothing to do with you

Now what you're seeing is the "I'm off that" phase.
And it's a dance you two will do time and again until either one of you decides to leave the dance floor permanently or you both commit yourselves equally to changing the song itself.
I have no rhythm myself but I've had that dance so many times
I can follow the steps with my eyes closed so I can hear your current song even tho it's far away.

Just keep working on Sha like you been doing. That's the best and honestly the only thing you can really do in this situation.

here for dis.

i'll give him a while to think about what's really going on.

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For Real (Official Video):
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here for dis.

www.royallegacy.org

For Real (Official Video):
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back at you.

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1. I found an African-centric private school for my wee one. Only 5 minutes away from the crib. I'm so excited to check it out. My cousin-in-law's son goes there. He raves about it. So, I think starting this fall, the munchkin will be in private school. Its so freakin affordable, I'm drooling. Thank you St. Sya Academy of Durham.

2. Hubby is going back and forth with himself about why he should or shouldn't work for an idiot. Long story short, he got re-org'd and they moved him to a different position. Its higher up in the company, but the person he's under is a proven idiot, he will no longer work under his mentor who was an immense help at keeping the hubby away from the hoard so that he could concentrate on his own work and not be shipped out to do everyone else's work...he's basically "The Fixer" at his company. And, they changed his job title and it makes it look like he's taking a step back. Oh, and they are giving him a measly raise. I'm predicting by the end of next week, he will start entertaining job offers.

3. My 'rents come in today. They called me about a half hour ago to say they just left Cleveland (they are traveling from the Mitten to NC). My house is damn near spotless!!!!! My OCD-like hubby is in heaven because this is probably the cleanest its been since my mom in law moved in and since the munchkin was born. I think I'm going to celebrate my victory with a lunch with my munchkin aka Chick-Fil-A.

4. My 'rents are stopping in for a couple of days to spoil their grandchild, then they are on their way to Panama City Fl for a jazz festival with my Godfather and his lovely MSU alum (love that woman) wife. I told my dad that they didn't have to go all the way to Florida for jazz. The Art of Cool (which my hubby and I will be going to) is next weekend here in Durham.

5. I'm looking forward to having lunch with one of my grad school buddies. We try to at least have lunch every few months to keep each other in the loop. Love that woman!!! She makes me realize that some friends will stay friends even if you don't talk to them every day. But, most of my close friends are like that. Even though we do keep in touch via Spacebook.






Extra: (Spoiler) Shonda got me ready to turn in my gladiator card. D@mn you woman!!!!!! You can't take away myJake From State Farm!!!!!! He better make it through this ish!!! She keeps killing off my eye candy!!!!!

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

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I will support her. But, dammit this was like the Red Wedding of Scandal. People are in mourning!!!!!

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

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1) maaaaan... my phone/carrier combo don't work with Android Auto yet. I mean that's cool, because I ain't got the parts in my ride for it yet. but I can't wait.

2) also can't wait for road trip season. this excess energy in my soul is damn near foreign.

3) I don't get when or why the Neptunes (together or seperate) started making music that didn't make me #Westbrook it. for all that "boom-ching" bullshit that people loved at the turn of the century, I find myself liking N.E.R.D., some of Pharrell's solo shit, their work with artists like Kenna, and their little appearances (like Chad Hugo's outro to Earl Sweatshirt's "Chum") way, way more.

y'all don't understand. the popularity of they shit used to make a bruh mad. yeah, I was THAT GUY.

4) I wish Jodeci had made a full length version of their "pledge" on "Jodecidal Hotline". I rewind, rewind, rewind that part to this day

5) I wish that, on those rare occasions I fly somewhere, I could just grab a Volkswagen Golf as my rental ride. retail, base spec, it don't cost any more than the rest of the "fleet superstars" do, really. I'd actually buy a rental membership for that, LOL.

maybe it's all overcompensation for being on "house arrest" these last couple of years

Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

Jays | Cavs | Eagles | Sabres | Tarheels

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- I do not understand how Kentucky fried chicken runs out of chicken. Run out of mashed potatoes, but not chicken. I would take them off the list if my youngest didn't love them so much.

- speaking of my youngest, she told me she wants her hair to be blonde . She always had an issue about race and appearances and it makes me so angry. Even when she draws herself, her hair is what she wishes it could be, not what it is. I've spoken to her about being you and loving who you are. And she thinks she's fly because she always posing in the mirror, but this skin and hair conversation always come back around. I hope she grows outta this shit.

- Maryland has an crazy amount of drivers who exit the highway from three lanes over at the last minute. I see this happen at least 2 times per day. And now that the weather is warming up, it's gonna be worse because of crazy ass motorcycles drivers.

- I'm binge watching Parenthood (on the 3rd season) and although it's good, I find myself judging the hell out of these fictitious characters.

- so the pediatrician put my oldest on this Zyrtec, Flonase and Singulair cocktail and thankfully, it seems to be helping her! She not nearly as puffy as she was in the past.

>- I do not understand how Kentucky fried chicken runs out
>of chicken. Run out of mashed potatoes, but not chicken. I
>would take them off the list if my youngest didn't love them
>so much.

Ever been to Red Lobster and they run out of biscuits? My son made me leave because of this.
>
>- speaking of my youngest, she told me she wants her hair to
>be blonde . She always had an issue about race and
>appearances and it makes me so angry. Even when she draws
>herself, her hair is what she wishes it could be, not what it
>is. I've spoken to her about being you and loving who you
>are. And she thinks she's fly because she always posing in
>the mirror, but this skin and hair conversation always come
>back around. I hope she grows outta this shit.

Better to let them experiment and find themself when they're young as opposed to them doing it at 25 and then wonder why they can't find a job. My son had a period where he wanted green and blue hair...I gave in and it didn't last long. Just as soon as I got used to it and liking him with it, he got tired of it.
>

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>- I'm binge watching Parenthood (on the 3rd season) and
>although it's good, I find myself judging the hell out of
>these fictitious characters.

I used to watch this show faithfully...then i just stopped. No rhyme or reason-- I just stopped. I think the last time I watched it, they were building a recording studio.
>
>- so the pediatrician put my oldest on this Zyrtec, Flonase
>and Singulair cocktail and thankfully, it seems to be helping
>her! She not nearly as puffy as she was in the past.

this is my life. Flonase and Zyrtec have given me minimal (but cherished) relief. Nothing seems to control my constant watery eyes though---but I'll take water eyes over my usual allergy related bouts of pink eye. Small victories but meaningful victories none the less.

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1. Yay Payday! All da monies

2. Bathroom remodeling-
Grateful its being done (its going to be SPA LIKE) but its testing my patience. Do you know about that that 2 am bathroom run? 2 Flights of stairs (the other bathroom is in the basement our bed room is upstairs). I have invoked the 3 year old rule on myself. No liquids after 6 pm LOL

3-Tax Season is OVER- Do not Call me until May 15
Several of my clients got their joints yanked for Sallie Mae
and Child Support. I WARNED THEM but NAWWWWW.

4 I aint doing nothing this summer no classes, no contract work.

5. 75 Degrees in Detroit today!

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1. My stomach aches every time I eat breakfast. Anything more than a small drink before 11:30am
is basically a punishment. I don't know why that is, but smoothies for breakfast is a wonderful thing.

2. I'm terrified of having a retirement like my parents. I don't want to be worried about money or job searching after 60.

3. How do you make time for needy friends who aren't trying to do anything with their life while you're busting your butt trying to better yours?
Every demand he makes of my time almost feels like attempted sabotage. We've got to come to some kind of understanding.

4. Every time I leave for work, I look at my dog and my heart breaks. He looks so sad, even though I leave him with my parents.
I'm ready for a regular job schedule so I can get him into daycare so he can have a little more activity when I'm gone.

5. I wish I used twitter just so I can follow Neil De Grasse Tyson. I might get over my aversion to podcasts to listen to Star Talk.

>1. My stomach aches every time I eat breakfast. Anything more
>than a small drink before 11:30am
>is basically a punishment. I don't know why that is, but
>smoothies for breakfast is a wonderful thing.

Coffee is my breakfast.
>
>2. I'm terrified of having a retirement like my parents. I
>don't want to be worried about money or job searching after
>60.

retirement is a scary thing. At the rate I'm going, I'll never retire like i desire.The past couple of years, I have put in half of the gov't max for 401k's (which was $18k last year) and until I can put in the whole amount, I feel I'll never retire.

>3. How do you make time for needy friends who aren't trying to
>do anything with their life while you're busting your butt
>trying to better yours?
>Every demand he makes of my time almost feels like attempted
>sabotage. We've got to come to some kind of understanding.
>
>4. Every time I leave for work, I look at my dog and my heart
>breaks. He looks so sad, even though I leave him with my
>parents.
>I'm ready for a regular job schedule so I can get him into
>daycare so he can have a little more activity when I'm gone.

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Chick-O-Stix
We're gonna take the plunge for a few months and get some time in the rental properties before we make our next move into the dreamhouse.

Frito-Pies
It's been a few years since I got my passport stamped. Keeping it simple this year and taking in Playa Del Carmen for a whole week. can't wait! (c) Bart Scott

Now & Laters
Went through a lot of growing during that present (The Now) to get to this point (The Later). That was my mindframe while all that growth was taking place.

Lemonheads
Earlier this week, my daughter's guidance counselor gave her info and nominated her for a summer program. Needless to say the application was due last Friday while they were on Spring Break. So, I'm sour cuz I'm busting ass to get this application package together so that my baby girl is given a shot to see a state she probably would never consider visiting otherwise. All expense paid experience that, if she's accepted, would be so sweet for us all.

Butter Crunch
My son turns 23 in few days. He's pissed at me right now and don't wanna talk. So, I've gotta let him chill until he comes around. From one man to another man (son or not), ain't no running after you to talk if you don't wanna talk to me. Your mom and I did the best job we could to teach the youning. Now, we've gotta trust the process and pray that everything we hoped for comes to fruition in his life. I might still drop him a few cookies in his account.

understand that. A woman can't/won't understand the time in a son's life where the cub has to be given enough space/time to become a lion on his own.

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drizzown! (c) Kurupt

Yeah, man! I thought it got easier when they got older. It's hard to shut down calling the plays from the sideline a la Rick Carlisle. So, I've got to let him get his Rajon Rondo on right now even though I wanna jump on the court and tell him how to run the offense and defense.

It's a little easier since I am here and they are there but I worry about the niglet. I think my lady knows when I'm in "Mufasa/Simba" mode. She becomes more concerned than normal when I get quiet. I only get quiet when it comes to the kids - mine, hers, ours, nieces, nephews, etc. Poppa/Uncle/Mr. Creole love the kids!

it to work then you gotta let him be his own man.

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reply-

how could you give that stuff away? You always talking
about saving money but you got rid of stuff
to spend more money?
(im assuming) but im so suprised lol

1-
i move this weekend
its bitter sweet
im excited yet nervous
it hasnt been just me and wildchild
in so long im a little scurred

2-
i finally told the church what is going
on with me
i just feel so loved because i definitely
did not expect such loving supportive responses

3-
i have to tell wildchild
something very important
i havent found a way to tell her
so ill just let her know and record it
she is going to be SO EXCITED

4-
with this move and some upcoming events
i am concerned about money
i want to be able to survive without spending my savings
we shall see

5-
God is good
life is good
i feel completely loved

oh extra
i left work early to get some
lol that was so much fun!
i cant wait to do that again

another one
i got a bikini wax on friday
yeah NEVER again

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>reply-
>
>how could you give that stuff away? You always talking
>about saving money but you got rid of stuff
>to spend more money?
>(im assuming) but im so suprised lol

Nothing stops me from saving money. LOL

My girl and I are getting a spot. We're combining households hence me getting rid of a majority of my stuff. I have a lot of sh*t but in truth I've furnished the majority of my home (sans my bed, my son's room and a pier one chair in my living room) from thrift store finds and craigslist. So I'm really not taking a hit or great financial loss. I've been in my apartment for 6 years and I've probably spent $500 total furnishing it (that includes washer/dryer, sofa, dining room set, various book cases...

All the stuff in my son's is staying intact. I'm giving my bedroom set to my son's older sister because she wants a bigger bed...and even that didn't cost me much. I think I paid $225 for the bed frame on clearance. $40 for the desk (on clearance) and the night stands and shelf came from Ikea for little or nothing.

Hell even the weight bench was a $25 craigslist find...I paid more for the curl bar than i did for the weights and the bench.

I'm giving away stuff because there wont be room for it....and i'm getting a small storage unit for 2 months and don't wanna pay to store those things that I'll never use.

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>1-
>i move this weekend
>its bitter sweet
>im excited yet nervous
>it hasnt been just me and wildchild
>in so long im a little scurred
>
>2-
>i finally told the church what is going
>on with me
>i just feel so loved because i definitely
>did not expect such loving supportive responses
>
>3-
>i have to tell wildchild
>something very important
>i havent found a way to tell her
>so ill just let her know and record it
>she is going to be SO EXCITED
>
>4-
>with this move and some upcoming events
>i am concerned about money
>i want to be able to survive without spending my savings
>we shall see
>
>5-
>God is good
>life is good
>i feel completely loved
>
>oh extra
>i left work early to get some
>lol that was so much fun!
>i cant wait to do that again

i used to do that quite often....still do occassionally. it is the business (literally)
>
>another one
>i got a bikini wax on friday
>yeah NEVER again
>

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lol you are my unofficial
financial savings guru
so i knew it had to be a method

aww i love yall relationship

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Daren, I'll never forget you
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that first rip ain't NO joke!

did you see the buzzfeed about it?

now go runtelldat, ho.

i left feeling so violated
nope

i have to find a better way

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LOL!!!! If you should go again...take some tylenol before and think...you gave birth. This isn't so bad. The pain is temporary. The pain is temporary.

I do a Brazilian once a month. So...I do feel your pain.

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

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Name of the guy I really like, but he's divorced and on "sowing his royal oats". I mean he hasn't come at me crazy and we have a good time. I need to tread lightly so I don't get my feelings hurt, because there's nothing I can do about a man who needs time to be single. I just WANT him!! I mean he's everything I want!! I am going to have to wait or not give him any pussy though. If he likes me, he'll just have to enjoy me for me.


My everyday guy is great, sex is great, he comes through when I need him, but he is SOOOOO not what I want. Smokes too much, drinks too much, and is too hippie. I don't want to hurt him. But it's getting hot outside and I'm not trying to be doing the see each other almost every damn day thing we've been doing the last 3 months. Hopefully, he's thinking the same thing about me. But he's starting to ask too many questions, "Who was that?, Do I know her?, What time did you get home? What time you get off?"

I really like the guy who lives upstairs... But he lives upstairs with 3 roommates. MESSY! I heard he banged my last roommate and it was messy. I still like him though, we vibe. I'm going to leave him alone.


Ummm, my job has been sucking ass. I just got this fucking job though and I'm not trying to get back out there, and how does that look resume wise? Not good. So I have to fake it for a while. I'm not good at faking it.


My mother is coming soon for Mother's Day as she does every year, but this year? My money is TIGHT! Grrr.... Damnit mama!

Somebody's lying...

@Atruelady Twitter/ @Sweetesttaboos Instagram

>Name of the guy I really like, but he's divorced and on
>"sowing his royal oats". I mean he hasn't come at me crazy and
>we have a good time. I need to tread lightly so I don't get my
>feelings hurt, because there's nothing I can do about a man
>who needs time to be single. I just WANT him!! I mean he's
>everything I want!! I am going to have to wait or not give him
>any pussy though. If he likes me, he'll just have to enjoy me
>for me.

Yeah let that man breath. I think he's everything you want because you dont have him. Get him and see just how much you want to get rid of him. Things happen for a reason and the universe is trying to tell you to leave it(him) be and keep living how you are now.


>My everyday guy is great, sex is great, he comes through when
>I need him, but he is SOOOOO not what I want. Smokes too much,
>drinks too much, and is too hippie. I don't want to hurt him.
>But it's getting hot outside and I'm not trying to be doing
>the see each other almost every damn day thing we've been
>doing the last 3 months. Hopefully, he's thinking the same
>thing about me. But he's starting to ask too many questions,
>"Who was that?, Do I know her?, What time did you get home?
>What time you get off?"

cut your ties/losses now. 3 months of seeing anyone more than once a week is a relationship. Sure you may have no titles or outright claims to one another but y'all two go together and youre in denial about it. Better sit him down and break it off.

and when i say break...do just that. Dont linger and keep in touch. cut.it.off.
>
>I really like the guy who lives upstairs... But he lives
>upstairs with 3 roommates. MESSY! I heard he banged my last
>roommate and it was messy. I still like him though, we vibe.
>I'm going to leave him alone.

3 kabillion muhphuckan men in the world and you have the audacity to even think about phuckin someone you once (or currently) live(d) with? Dont add water to the sandbox.
Keep clean and let that muhphucka be a ho elsewhere.


>Ummm, my job has been sucking ass. I just got this fucking job
>though and I'm not trying to get back out there, and how does
>that look resume wise? Not good. So I have to fake it for a
>while. I'm not good at faking it.

Dont phuck up your money without reason....in this instance said reason should and better be another job.
>
>
>My mother is coming soon for Mother's Day as she does every
>year, but this year? My money is TIGHT! Grrr.... Damnit mama!

better hit trader joes and find something to cook and then hit up Etsy/Ebay for some trinkets...and bracelet or something.
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These 5 aren't in english: http://lsrules.podomatic.com/entry/2015-04-16T23_00_00-07_00

I have a 400 year old chip on my shoulder.