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atruhead
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"Put me onto a good cleanse"


  

          

preferably one that isn't too difficult.

I work from home so I may as well try to go for it.

thank you.

  

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Apricot face scrub.
Apr 15th 2015
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I'm talking dietary/health
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honestly if your goal is to literally cleanse your tube
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I will consider this. thanks
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So basically, Vietnam ?
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Have you done this yourself?
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a number of times i think it's great. definitely recommend
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magnesium citrate would work faster
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      SUPPOSEDLY (all caps for the jstew set)
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Drink nothing but pureed banana peels for 30 days.
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are you serious?
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eat only fruits and veggies one day a week
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The good thing with intermittent fasting
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      i think the trick to eating better during the eating window
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didn't you mention being sick?
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Im not starting immediately
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      Sowhat gave the best advice
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you're better off drinking 8 glasses of water per day
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^^ the sensible post that will be ignored in favour of whacked-out short...
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eating well isn't difficult at all.
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      Indeed, but it takes willpower.
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           yup
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is that what they say?
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it is
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      RE: it is
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           oh ok.
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                LOL! ain't want you feeling some kinda way about my reply.
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much obliged
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agree with this and teef
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RE: you're better off drinking 8 glasses of water per day
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i really wish people would stop with the cleanse and detox nonsense
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Recipes from here do the trick...
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The Biggest Scam In The Fitness Industry (link)
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read the comments, people are unbelievable man
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Kira
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1. "Apricot face scrub."
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http://www.stives.com/product/detail/361679/fresh-skin-apricot-scrub

  

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atruhead
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2. "I'm talking dietary/health"
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dba_BAD
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3. "honestly if your goal is to literally cleanse your tube"
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Wed Apr-15-15 10:50 PM by dba_BAD

          

try an apple cleanse

eat only apples for 3-7 days (depending on how hard you wanna go)

plan so your last day is one you can stay home

drink hot salt water and/or castor oil

have your shitty day

come back by eating only raw fruits and veggies for a day or two, then incorporate cooked fruits or veggies for a day or two, then whatever

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atruhead
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4. "I will consider this. thanks"
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Amritsar
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5. "So basically, Vietnam ?"
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22. "Have you done this yourself?"
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This sounds like complete and total misery, especially if you aren't already a vegetarian.

  

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dba_BAD
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30. "a number of times i think it's great. definitely recommend"
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but i also enjoy challenges like this from time to time. the food cravings do get really real tho. also more fun to do while apples are in season so you can grab a few varieties and keep things (marginally) interesting

but yes i believe its a healthful and worthwhile thing to do, if interested

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24. "magnesium citrate would work faster "
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juice fasting + magnesium citrate for two-three days would clear your duke chute to the point where a nigga could see daylight if they stared at ya bootyhole.



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31. "SUPPOSEDLY (all caps for the jstew set)"
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the malic acid and pectin concentrations in apples serve to do the body good and concentrate undesirable whatnots from your body before you evacuate

the salt water and/or castor oil serves as the laxative, and does a fine job

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6. "Drink nothing but pureed banana peels for 30 days."
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It will do wonders for your skin and social status!

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9. "are you serious?"
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luminous
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7. "eat only fruits and veggies one day a week"
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or try intermittent fasting...

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23. "The good thing with intermittent fasting"
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is that it's a good test of your discipline, especially when you're in that 15th or 16th hour of the fasting period. The bad thing is that it's very possible to eat poorly while going through the eating window.

  

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26. "i think the trick to eating better during the eating window"
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is to have your food prepared ahead of time. so you don't have to figure it out when you are hungry...

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teefiveten
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8. "didn't you mention being sick?"
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Thu Apr-16-15 08:30 AM by teefiveten

  

          

cleanses can leave you vulnerable-especially since you're taking in less nutrients and things

probably not the best thing to do now (or in general really)

i did a master cleanse once and it was the worst thing ever. i know folks can feel amazing on a cleanse but i was not one of those people

and when i went back to solid food, my face broke into hives which has NEVER happened before. it was crazy

up your water intake
cut out meat and dairy and the processed stuff but you should probably still eat.

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17. "Im not starting immediately"
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my birthday is in 3 weeks so I just wanted to try it soon

  

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25. "Sowhat gave the best advice"
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seriously just start doing little things

8 glasses of water is around 2 liters. it took me forever to realize i hate cold water. i drink way more at room temp

if you hate water, some non caffeinated herbal tea without sugar can add some flavor and substitute for a cup or two

or add lemon (doing room temp + water is supposed to be a really good thing to do first thing in the AM)

and eat more veggies. juices are good but you miss out on the fiber

even if you plan to eat better after your cleanse why go through all that and just start incorporating better habits? you'll save money that way too. take all that $ for a 'cleanse' and get something that will encourage an overall eating change: a water bottle or a brita or charcoal to filter water, or a veggie steamer

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10. "you're better off drinking 8 glasses of water per day"
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and eating a high fiber diet than trying a cleanse. if you do that your body really will take care of the rest on its own. it's designed to handle that. yes, even though you also eat lots of crap processed foods that God never intended for human consumption. the body can handle that. you don't really need any 'cleanse' to rid yourself of toxins in all of those Cheetos and Twinkies and cheeseburgers and whatever.

reduce the amount of red meat and processed and fried foods you eat and increase your intake of fruit and veggies - preferably raw or steamed as lightly as you can stand. no added salt, sugar or fat. no smoothies or juicing either. eat the veggies and fruit unprocessed.

try that for a week or whatever but you're better off just incorporating that method of eating into your everyday life. i don't do it now as much as i should but yrs ago i ate that way and i felt awesome. and i was extraordinarily regular. even though i also ate some crap foods too - eating all of that fiber kept everything moving and i was energized and didn't feel sluggish.

fuck you.

  

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11. "^^ the sensible post that will be ignored in favour of whacked-out short..."
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>and eating a high fiber diet than trying a cleanse. if you
>do that your body really will take care of the rest on its
>own. it's designed to handle that. yes, even though you also
>eat lots of crap processed foods that God never intended for
>human consumption. the body can handle that. you don't
>really need any 'cleanse' to rid yourself of toxins in all of
>those Cheetos and Twinkies and cheeseburgers and whatever.
>
>reduce the amount of red meat and processed and fried foods
>you eat and increase your intake of fruit and veggies -
>preferably raw or steamed as lightly as you can stand. no
>added salt, sugar or fat. no smoothies or juicing either.
>eat the veggies and fruit unprocessed.
>
>try that for a week or whatever but you're better off just
>incorporating that method of eating into your everyday life.
>i don't do it now as much as i should but yrs ago i ate that
>way and i felt awesome. and i was extraordinarily regular.
>even though i also ate some crap foods too - eating all of
>that fiber kept everything moving and i was energized and
>didn't feel sluggish.

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12. "eating well isn't difficult at all."
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it's just common sense stuff. it only becomes complicated when we look for shortcuts.

fuck you.

  

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14. "Indeed, but it takes willpower."
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Like most things worth doing, really... all these cleanses and fad diets seem to be low-key aimed at people who want to eat like shit for 51 weeks a year and magically fix all their problems in the 52nd.

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15. "yup"
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fuck you.

  

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13. "is that what they say?"
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16. "it is"
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fuck you.

  

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32. "RE: it is"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTAhSJt_8x8&feature=youtu.be&t=82


"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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33. "oh ok."
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lol. i don't fuck w/Dead Prez so i forgot about that.

fuck you.

  

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34. "LOL! ain't want you feeling some kinda way about my reply."
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"Seasons may come and your luck just may run out, and all that you'll have is some memories..."

  

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18. "much obliged"
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19. "agree with this and teef"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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20. "RE: you're better off drinking 8 glasses of water per day"
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^^^^^

Truth....

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27. "i really wish people would stop with the cleanse and detox nonsense"
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21. "Recipes from here do the trick..."
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Thu Apr-16-15 12:46 PM by Creole

  

          

http://simplegreensmoothies.com/

Those recipes, along with some of what SoWhat stated, is how to keep it gangsta.

You get all the nutrients you need while also freeing yourself from the nasty stuff you put into your body.

  

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28. "The Biggest Scam In The Fitness Industry (link)"
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http://www.fitmole.org/juicing-diets/

  

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29. "read the comments, people are unbelievable man"
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they just don't give nary a shit about logic, facts, anything reasonable

  

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