Fry up some good, thick cut bacon.

Make french toast with brioche

Use french toast to make bacon and fig jam sammich.

>Fry up some good, thick cut bacon.
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>Make french toast with brioche
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>Use french toast to make bacon and fig jam sammich.

Lol brioche

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i dont like that place... or I should say I dont like the people who shop in that place.

I didnt mean it like that..

>i dont like that place... or I should say I dont like the
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Straight out da jar.

All u need is spoon.

Triscuits, spaghetti sauce, shredded cheese
Bake at 425 until brown.

I have a 400 year old chip on my shoulder.

http://www.ohbiteit.com/2015/03/bacon-fried-mozzarella-sticks.html

btw, i'm 'fat' in spirit if not body (but maybe arteries).

fuck you.

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

It's a 1 min microwaveable brownie.

Recipe In tbsps
2 butter
2 water
4 flour
4 sugar (I use mostly stevia)
2 cocoa
Pinch Salt
Drop of Vanilla
Optional walnuts and chocolate chips

Microwave 60 seconds

Add scoop of vanilla ice cream

The combination of hot and cold is heavenly

http://www.krusteaz.com/muffins-and-crumb-cake-recipes-89/guilt-free-baked-donuts-1183

my gf made them for me and they were the best thing ive put in my mouth this year. i went to bed bath beyond with my 20% off coupon and got myself a donut pan for $7 bucks and made them last week. i ate the whole batch - 9 donuts in two days. and there's like a cup of sugar in the icing. tip, let the icing soak in for a few hours. they are 10x more delicious. the recipe is ridic easy mix + 3/4 cup of water.

bread and cheese butter both sides

Put it in a waffle maker... Boom

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

for some reason i can't stop eating these

1 cup of fruit, ive been using strawberries
1/4 cup of almond meal
1/4 cup of dry oatmeal
1 tbsp of flour
1-2 tbsp of raw sugar
1-2 tbsp of unsalted butter or cold coconut oil

mash all the dry ingredients with a fork so the butter combines with the ingredients in chunks. sprinkle on top of strawberries and put in an oven at 375 for 15 mins.

I keep cooked bacon in the fridge. To save time I cook two pans-worth at a time and just warm up a few pieces a day. I make my eggs in the microwave in a round english muffin size dish so I get a perfect round circle. Nuke 30 seconds, throw some shredded cheese on top, nuke another 30 and put on a toasted buttered english muffin w/bacon.

Quick easy breakfast perfection!