back story: my wife's sister (currently 28) was dating this guy on and off for 4 years. they moved in together a few months ago, but broke up recently when it came out that he was cheating on her. more specifically, when she came downstate for my dad's funeral, he used that as an opportunity to fuck someone else.

Now, it turns out that as a result of the cheating, he gave her chlamydia.

Some additional tidbits:
- he has a coke problem, and a bit of a drinking problem
- his dad fucks around on his mom, but he does not know (thanks to small town gossip, we do know)
- he may or may not have an illegitimate half sister around his age as a result of this fucking around
- his mom allegedly fucked around too, and he doesn't look *that much* like his dad
- he and my sis in law work together, and she's been telling their coworkers about his dirty dick, and he's been sending her insulting texts as a result.

Now *I* personally think it's not worth the time and energy to get back at him, and think everyone should just move on and leave it alone. But my *wife* wants to get ratchet and ruin his life over what he did to her baby sister.

So I figured "hmmmm, if I was gonna look for advice on doing ratchet shit, who would I ask?"

help her out, okp...

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Dude might try to hurt your sister in law if he's crazy or high enough

I might send some insulting texts if my ex was telling my coworkers private info...

Your sister in law should just cut her loses and move on

additionally, my brother in law (her brother) lives in the area, and is a big burly construction worker dude and Iraq veteran. I hear what you're saying, and I'm in favor of it being left alone and K.I.M., but I don't foresee her safety being at risk.

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>additionally, my brother in law (her brother) lives in the
>area, and is a big burly construction worker dude and Iraq
>veteran. I hear what you're saying, and I'm in favor of it
>being left alone and K.I.M., but I don't foresee her safety
>being at risk.

*Jews you*

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so indeed..why would it mean anything if he didnt decrease any other shenannegins originally, yes

a 30 year old man isn't gonna go risk his freedom by beating up a guy who cheats on his sister. The same can't necessarily be said about a guy who physically attacks his sister.

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"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

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>Dude might try to hurt your sister in law if he's crazy or
>high enough
>
>I might send some insulting texts if my ex was telling my
>coworkers private info...
>
>Your sister in law should just cut her loses and move on

don't do a thing, it will be like throwing paper on a burning building.

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Sorry Sam
This is a classic when keeping it real goes wrong scenario

I agree w you they need to go their separate ways
Leave it alone
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I used to love revenge but as I get older it's less appealing to me.

Either that or chop his dick off and feed it to some ferrets. Whatever floats your boat.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

from the whole thing as peacefully as possible since they work together.
Then she should basically make it look to the world like she's forgotten he exists.
Or even be friendly enough with him to let him spend lots of money on her (his will matter later).

All the wile, secretly she's finding a really sly way to get him fired, like burnt-bridges fired.
Then he'll turn to the drugs more heavily to cope, which will take up any money he has saved.
Then he'll have to resort to desperate acts to fund his drug habit and
hopefully hit rock bottom so hard his body bounces off of it.

Then she should stroll up to him when he's a 90lb zombie on the street and say,
"Damn. Look at you. What happened?" Then smirk and walk off without even looking back.


OR she could just live her life well while he continues to frack his up.
That's always the best revenge.

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he's out of there.

And he wouldn't even know it was her if she's playing the "bigger person" role out in the open.

This is how you avoid having to worry about your safety and needing a restraining order.

Messing with his car is extra whipped cream on top, especially when he's about to get fired.

But you don't want to run into the scenario of him asking for money or some kind of help,
because then you have to turn him down and risk things getting out of hand.

Revenge is best when your hands remain mostly clean and you can sit back and laugh at their misery behind the scenes.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

the way this query is presented is very fucked up.

and he's an overseer, to boot.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

once the copy is made, either put the keys back where you got them or leave them in a common place so he'll think he dropped them and somebody picked them up.

THEN

plant drugs in the trunk a week later.

the rest is handled by an anonymous phone call

Wow - that was masterful.

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man i have come up with some *masterful* revenge plots, but nothing that landed anyone in federal prison.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

"anonymous" tip to his supervisor about his extra-curriculars
If he's a coke head he likely has a little at the house.

quick phone call to the police - from a payphone of course.

I wouldn't take it any further than that. She REALLY doesn't want her fingerprints on this - dude sounds unstable.

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It took her getting the clap before getting outta dodge wit a bamma that has a drug prob and a drinking prob. Now lets do something to be more entangled and cause more drama....
Bad idea jeans

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Sam totally lost me on the "she told their coworkers" thing (because I would spazz on my ex for telling my business too) and when he began the list with "he has a coke and drinking issue" I sure did think "Buuuuut that wasn't an issue or a reason to bounce before getting an STD?"

*Jews you*

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And sisterly protective instinct
Don't listen!


Okay not the pregnancy hormones
But yes you must fight the lets make this situation worse brigade
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honestly
but i almost knocked over my ex's huge plasma tv in my own fit of anger but talked myself down and it was the best decision

it will only serve to bring her closer to the gutter of a life he has created for himself

his coke habit will catch up to him soon.

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create a fake facebook page in his name saying "help me find my real dad". Spill all the beans about his family life you mentioned. Let people think he is doing it all. Tag a bunch of his people. Watch the shit show that ensues.

Folks probably right it's a bad idea to ratchet it up but you didn't ask us if you thought it was the right thing to do, you asked for ideas.

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Here's how you do it.

Take a syringe. Open his toothpaste. Put the tip of the needle *just* into the middle of the toothpaste opening. Inject. IMPORTANT: smooth over the end of the toothpaste with your finger so that it looks normal when he opens the tube.

He'll put the toothpaste onto his brush, not think for a second that anything would be wrong, and start brushing. By the time he tastes the ink, he'll have done a scrub or two onto his teeth. Which is really all you need.

If you're worried about your ability to not accidentally have the ink reveal itself when he squeezes the paste onto his brush, then buy a couple of practice tubes and practice with food coloring. (That's how this prank is normally done. Tattoo ink would really fuck his shit up, though.)

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>Here's how you do it.
>
>Take a syringe. Open his toothpaste. Put the tip of the needle
>*just* into the middle of the toothpaste opening. Inject.
>IMPORTANT: smooth over the end of the toothpaste with your
>finger so that it looks normal when he opens the tube.
>
>He'll put the toothpaste onto his brush, not think for a
>second that anything would be wrong, and start brushing. By
>the time he tastes the ink, he'll have done a scrub or two
>onto his teeth. Which is really all you need.
>
>If you're worried about your ability to not accidentally have
>the ink reveal itself when he squeezes the paste onto his
>brush, then buy a couple of practice tubes and practice with
>food coloring. (That's how this prank is normally done. Tattoo
>ink would really fuck his shit up, though.)

>Now, it turns out that as a result of the cheating, he gave
>her chlamydia.
>
>Some additional tidbits:
>- he has a coke problem, and a bit of a drinking problem
>- his dad fucks around on his mom, but he does not know
>(thanks to small town gossip, we do know)
>- he may or may not have an illegitimate half sister around
>his age as a result of this fucking around
>- his mom allegedly fucked around too, and he doesn't look
>*that much* like his dad
>- he and my sis in law work together, and she's been telling
>their coworkers about his dirty dick, and he's been sending
>her insulting texts as a result.
>
>Now *I* personally think it's not worth the time and energy to
>get back at him, and think everyone should just move on and
>leave it alone. But my *wife* wants to get ratchet and ruin
>his life over what he did to her baby sister.
>
>So I figured "hmmmm, if I was gonna look for advice on doing
>ratchet shit, who would I ask?"
>
>help her out, okp..

Slide HR an anonymous email claiming this guy has a drug and drinking problem.
Casually suggest to HR the need for drug tests.
Anonymously drop the fact that his father is cheating on his mother, his mother is cheating on his father, and he's a bastard child.
Anonymously tip the cops and report drug activity in dude's apartment.
Finally, if he's sending your sister-in-law texts then that's proof. That is enough to get him fired. Get him fired and have a restraining order waiting on him as they walk him out of the office.
Tell the police he's flagrantly spreading STDs.
He's an addict so you can get him to do or say anything for the right price....

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bitches ain't shit /
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She should take her antibiotics, KIM, let him be, and let his own shitshow of a life take care of him. If it'd been something more lasting, then maybe there'd be justification to burn down the house of his shaky and skanky life. But there's no need for anyone to get their Left Eye on. Hopefully she'll make better choices in the future and not deal with philandering dirty-dicked addicts.

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on the real, ol boy is a piece of shit of such a rare breed - the only thing that would make him remorseful would require him fearing for his life. i.e., a beat down from some fellow addicts, etc.

but i feel ur wife. older siblings tend to not fuck around when it comes to ppl fucking w/the younger ones.

maybe sand in the gas tank?

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they huntin' my people /

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Honestly though the best way to get back at dude is to leave him alone and to move on with another dude.

Nothing says our 4 years together didn't mean shit like moving on with someone else.

Dudes ego will be all f*cked up for a long time after that.

or work on getting him fired.