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legsdiamond
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"...and this is when I knew our relationship wasn't going to last"


          

I was 19, she was 21. She was from the hood.
She asked me if I would wear matching outfits
to Kennywood Amusement Park. I said no.
She was real upset.

I knew it wasnt going to last.

  

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I needed that laugh n/m
Mar 18th 2015
1
yo! kennywood was the shit!
Mar 18th 2015
2
Kennywood is kinda week if you actually like rides, but
Mar 18th 2015
4
haha
Mar 18th 2015
3
"you need to make more money"
Mar 18th 2015
5
aside from this part:
Mar 18th 2015
6
      no, she needed to choose a career that made money or stfu
Mar 18th 2015
10
      haha, i'm just sayin', as a social worker myself, i understand.
Mar 18th 2015
21
      lol
Mar 18th 2015
35
      very true, if that lifestyle was that important to her.
Mar 18th 2015
37
           nah, she was passionate about it
Mar 18th 2015
55
                right, i feel you.
Mar 19th 2015
92
      wowie
Mar 18th 2015
63
We had an argument
Mar 18th 2015
7
I was pumping gas into the car
Mar 18th 2015
8
maybe because I'm not a driver
Mar 18th 2015
9
      the pump controls the flow of the gas
Mar 18th 2015
11
           lol the only way i can see her being mad
Mar 18th 2015
12
                Nope...none of that
Mar 18th 2015
15
                good call, my dear. good call.
Mar 18th 2015
                good call, my dear. good call.
Mar 18th 2015
20
                just dumb?
Mar 18th 2015
29
                I thought the same thing...
Mar 18th 2015
28
                or she passed gas and needed time to let the car air out
Mar 18th 2015
70
She said I'm ok with only having sex once every few months
Mar 18th 2015
13
When she said..."I feel like I'm preparing you for the next one"
Mar 18th 2015
14
Ex said: I know a girl who would be perfect for you
Mar 18th 2015
31
she showed up 8 years too late
Mar 18th 2015
16
Laughing out loud.
Mar 18th 2015
17
She said "lips that touch wine, will never touch mine."
Mar 18th 2015
18
haha did she make any mention of bourbon?
Mar 18th 2015
23
i understand being a non-drinker, but did she actually say THAT?
Mar 18th 2015
36
Yep. Earnestly said that stupid phrase.
Mar 18th 2015
85
DUECES!
Mar 18th 2015
42
bye felicia
Mar 18th 2015
46
ah-ight then, holla at'cha
Mar 18th 2015
71
I'm a non-drinker and I'd have serious issue with this :\
Mar 18th 2015
83
      ditto
Mar 19th 2015
116
When she accidentally showed me a pussy pic
Mar 18th 2015
19
When she told me she'd been to Borneo, and I asked which country
Mar 18th 2015
22
When he said the visa he was here on expired a year ago....
Mar 18th 2015
24
I went to eat the box
Mar 18th 2015
25
I went to put her toes in my mouth
Mar 18th 2015
26
She told me she wanted to watch me
Mar 18th 2015
27
cmon fam
Mar 18th 2015
30
100% true.
Mar 18th 2015
32
damn dude
Mar 18th 2015
34
lol
Mar 18th 2015
40
Bruh
Mar 18th 2015
69
Got into an angry argument with me about the brand new rapper, Common...
Mar 18th 2015
33
who defended Common?
Mar 18th 2015
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      i think the point is that by LWFC, Common wasn't a brand new rapper.
Mar 18th 2015
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      woooosh
Mar 18th 2015
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      aiight, i'll take that.
Mar 18th 2015
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      Literally tried to argue that because she'd never heard of him...
Mar 18th 2015
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      smh.
Mar 18th 2015
47
she asked what I wanted for my Bday...
Mar 18th 2015
39
haha, da fuck?
Mar 18th 2015
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she was fine as shit tho...
Mar 18th 2015
50
maybe she just misunderstood
Mar 23rd 2015
132
when he said Fabolous was a better emcee than Pun.
Mar 18th 2015
44
I mean Fab did rhyme flip phone with chicken bone
Mar 18th 2015
62
When she told me she hated her dad.
Mar 18th 2015
45
when i looked out the peephole and saw Nev Schulman
Mar 18th 2015
49
LMAO.
Mar 18th 2015
52
LMAO.
Mar 18th 2015
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When I saw him in public and tried to convince him
Mar 18th 2015
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lolz
Mar 18th 2015
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      RE: lolz
Mar 18th 2015
82
when he said he'd make my son play thru a concussion...
Mar 18th 2015
57
!!!!!!!
Mar 19th 2015
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      i felt too many gotdamned legs intertwined, spades.
Mar 23rd 2015
127
           did i mention it was a full sized bed?
Mar 23rd 2015
130
i was pushing a cart of laundry and fell
Mar 18th 2015
59
But... did you die??? (c) Leslie Chow
Mar 18th 2015
81
the body heals itself tho...j/k
Mar 19th 2015
89
..when he installed a cam outside his door and told me to never
Mar 18th 2015
60
..when he told me he was going "rub one out" during his break
Mar 18th 2015
61
those were the days.
Mar 18th 2015
65
it shocks me that cats actually do that
Mar 18th 2015
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...this was back in high school (and no offense to those that are ill)
Mar 18th 2015
64
When she told me she fried bacon for a nightly snack
Mar 18th 2015
66
Call her up. Her abs might be insane.
Mar 18th 2015
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      ^^^^
Mar 23rd 2015
136
when she called at like 3am, crying, to tell me biggie got shot
Mar 18th 2015
67
lmao!
Mar 18th 2015
73
I woulda asked if he'd still be dead in the morning.
Mar 18th 2015
74
that's pretty much exactly what i said before I hung up
Mar 18th 2015
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LMAO
Mar 19th 2015
96
lol, I remember this girl at college running up to me telling me pac die...
Mar 19th 2015
104
she said: Black people naturally smell like raw chicken
Mar 18th 2015
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaTHE FUCK?!
Mar 19th 2015
90
That's a thing?
Mar 19th 2015
125
she got mad when......
Mar 18th 2015
72
She asked me what a whistle blower was
Mar 18th 2015
76
" this (insert picture of chick) just invited me out for wine "
Mar 18th 2015
77
yo daddy never seen yo avy, huh?
Mar 18th 2015
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      Nope
Mar 19th 2015
91
She wanted to got into a wax museum. I didn't. I hate that stuff.
Mar 18th 2015
80
Did you tell her that the wax people look scary?
Mar 19th 2015
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      She knows my history. If I go in expecting not to be touched, I will swi...
Mar 19th 2015
120
sometimes you gotta take that bitter pill, man
Mar 18th 2015
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always bringing up other women
Mar 19th 2015
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She said 50 Shades of Gray was brilliant, then said she had to catch Emp...
Mar 19th 2015
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now if she said Empire was brilliant she is a keeper
Mar 19th 2015
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RE: ...and this is when I knew our relationship wasn't going to last
Mar 19th 2015
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ionno.. seems like an easier lie would be to say he wasn't there
Mar 19th 2015
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TRUST ME, IT'S VERY POSSIBLE
Mar 19th 2015
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      possible for a person to paint themselves in a shade of SIMP?
Mar 19th 2015
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           yes
Mar 19th 2015
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                of course you would say yes...lol
Mar 19th 2015
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                     hrm how to say
Mar 19th 2015
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That story sounds legit...why would he lie to make himself look bad?
Mar 19th 2015
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IKR
Mar 19th 2015
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Is this the phrasing he used: "some dudes broke into" ?
Mar 19th 2015
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She decided to test me
Mar 19th 2015
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testing to see if you were a rapist?
Mar 19th 2015
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IKR...What if I had failed?
Mar 19th 2015
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      if you went for it you woulda been married in her mind
Mar 19th 2015
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      had you done it,we'd be like "How you feel about convicts w/internet?
Mar 19th 2015
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           RE: had you done it,we'd be like "How you feel about convicts w/internet...
Mar 19th 2015
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THIS MADE ME ANGRY!!!
Mar 19th 2015
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damn.......
Mar 23rd 2015
134
her momma called me something bad in Vietnamese
Mar 19th 2015
100
Yo! When her Mom's sent me a Facebook Message about Marrige
Mar 19th 2015
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he asked me about my clothes
Mar 19th 2015
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oh boy, not the "why you gotta dress like that?" talk
Mar 19th 2015
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he was smoother
Mar 19th 2015
123
I know a grip of former Nuwaubians.
Mar 19th 2015
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when her moms looked me dead in the eyes while saying
Mar 19th 2015
119
Forgot this one: When her mom told me that "I deserve better"
Mar 19th 2015
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I had a mom imply this, but not actually say it
Mar 19th 2015
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I remember this girl PHYSICALLY fought her mom
Mar 23rd 2015
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"if you were my daughter I wouldn't want you dating my son"
Mar 23rd 2015
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First time I met her was at my front door
Mar 23rd 2015
129
Her momma stole her foodstamps and sold them for crack
Mar 23rd 2015
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"ugggh, sub titles?!?! I didn't come to the theater to read!"
Mar 23rd 2015
133

DaHeathenOne76
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1. "I needed that laugh n/m"
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Binlahab
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2. "yo! kennywood was the shit!"
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on topic, hell naw

lol


does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg

  

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John Forte
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4. "Kennywood is kinda week if you actually like rides, but"
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it's a GREAT park for kids under 5, AND you can bring your own food into the park.

  

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KiloMcG
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3. "haha"
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KosherSam
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5. ""you need to make more money""
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we were both around 22/23. I was working, she was in grad school for social work.

she basically said that she chose a career that is never going to pay a lot of money, no matter how good at it she may be. So I need to have a career that makes good money so that she can still live the lifestyle that she's accustomed to.

I should have ended it on the spot, but we were together over 5 years by that point.

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

<-- In Pigpen we trust

  

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KiloMcG
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6. "aside from this part:"
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>still live the lifestyle that she's accustomed to.


she was pretty spot on. #ifeelherpain

  

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legsdiamond
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10. "no, she needed to choose a career that made money or stfu"
In response to Reply # 6


          

  

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KiloMcG
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21. "haha, i'm just sayin', as a social worker myself, i understand."
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i'm not in any way condoning the message she conveyed to KosherSam.

  

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KosherSam
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35. "lol"
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she should have thought of that when picking a career.

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

<-- In Pigpen we trust

  

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KiloMcG
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37. "very true, if that lifestyle was that important to her. "
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i chose this field because i love it, and i'm good at it and helping/serving others is what i was put here to do. sure, i knew going in that it was not a very lucrative field (in most instances), but that didn't deter me from doing something i was passionate about. doesn't sound like that was the case with her.

  

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KosherSam
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55. "nah, she was passionate about it"
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my anger was at the fact that she would get to pick a career that she was passionate about, and then expected me to forego a "passion career" for a "money career" so that she could live how she wanted. Apparently, my passions weren't as important as her desire to have money (without having to be the one to earn it).

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

<-- In Pigpen we trust

  

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KiloMcG
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92. "right, i feel you. "
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i guess my argument is that if she "demanded" you have a high paying job to maintain her accustomed lifestyle, she aint really about this social worker life.

  

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63. "wowie"
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7. "We had an argument "
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I'm checking my Facebook feed and what to I see, the girl has posted the gist of the argument on her status.

I knew that I was dealing with a child and I had to let it go.



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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."

  

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8. "I was pumping gas into the car"
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..when I sat back in the drivers seat, she said "Do you have to pump the gas so fast?"


True story...




We covered by the Blood which never loose it's power



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9. "maybe because I'm not a driver"
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I don't understand why pumping gas fast would be an issue in the first place?

here for dis.

  

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Selah
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11. "the pump controls the flow of the gas"
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Wed Mar-18-15 11:24 AM by Selah

          

you can stop/start the flow but you don't control the rate of the flow once its engaged

in fact, most people just engage, lock, and let it flow till they reach the amount they want

that doesn't answer your question (why would she be mad?) but it...hopefully...points out why the issue is an odd one to have at all

  

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12. "lol the only way i can see her being mad"
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is if say she was texting/talking to someone behind his back while he was pumping and got mad that she was interrupted unexpectedly?
that's the only way that makes sense in my head

here for dis.

  

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15. "Nope...none of that"
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She just asked me why I pumped the gas so fast. Didnt make sense then, doesnt make sense now, which is why I knew then it wasnt gon work







We covered by the Blood which never loose it's power



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"good call, my dear. good call."


  

          

here for dis.

  

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20. "good call, my dear. good call."
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here for dis.

  

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legsdiamond
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29. "just dumb? "
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I had a girl in Cali call me when I lived in Virginia Beach and asked me if she could drive there in a few hours because she caught her BF cheating.

I met her at Freaknik and she was the niece of a lady who was the casting director for Friday. I thought she was bullshitting but then Slim Kid Trey from Pharcyde rolled up on us and CB'ed me.

  

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legsdiamond
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28. "I thought the same thing..."
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why would anyone be mad at you pumping gas too fast?

  

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70. "or she passed gas and needed time to let the car air out "
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esb225
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13. "She said I'm ok with only having sex once every few months "
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yeah so needless to say I was not very faithful in the relationship with my sons mother.

I got a good life man

  

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RaphaelSoulLee
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14. "When she said..."I feel like I'm preparing you for the next one""
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I'll be damned if that ain't come to fruition.

It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops

I just live for the comments -Da wiz

  

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legsdiamond
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31. "Ex said: I know a girl who would be perfect for you"
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and when she said her name I laughed because I already met her and had her on my to do list.

and I started dating her soon after. Now we are married.

  

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16. "she showed up 8 years too late"
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After having me on the back burner that long.

And wanted to be treated like some damn prize.

Shouldve never let her pretentious, used up ass back in.

My dumbass fault.

  

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Dr Claw
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17. "Laughing out loud."
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18. "She said "lips that touch wine, will never touch mine.""
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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

  

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23. "haha did she make any mention of bourbon?"
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KosherSam
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36. "i understand being a non-drinker, but did she actually say THAT?"
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like, did she recite the rhyme?

cause if she was like "I don't drink" I could be ok with that.
if she said "I don't drink, and I don't want you to drink either," it might be an issue.
if she said "lips that touch wine will never touch mine" I'm out the door.

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

<-- In Pigpen we trust

  

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85. "Yep. Earnestly said that stupid phrase."
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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're r

  

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42. "DUECES!"
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46. "bye felicia"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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71. "ah-ight then, holla at'cha"
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83. "I'm a non-drinker and I'd have serious issue with this :\"
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116. "ditto"
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i mean we'd all prefer non beer breath
but i like garlic and onions
so
compromise?
LOL
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19. "When she accidentally showed me a pussy pic"
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Eaaaarly on, I think we had only messed around once, and she was just showing me pics on her phone...and she accidentally scrolled too far and it was a pic of her holding her vaginals open. She immediately closed it and was super embarrassed, but swore she wasn't sending it to any guys. N claimed she was just feeling herself. Eh.

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22. "When she told me she'd been to Borneo, and I asked which country"
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and she said "ummm... Borneo?"

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album ---> http://greenwoodburns.bandcamp.com/releases
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24. "When he said the visa he was here on expired a year ago...."
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Somebody's lying...

@Atruelady Twitter/ @Sweetesttaboos Instagram

  

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spades
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25. "I went to eat the box"
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it smelled like arm-pit

smh

#neveragain

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26. "I went to put her toes in my mouth"
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I was instantly reminded of Fritos

Knew it wasn't gonna last.

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27. "She told me she wanted to watch me"
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with another dude

I knew it wasn't gonna last.

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30. "cmon fam"
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32. "100% true."
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34. "damn dude"
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that some hoe shit

  

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40. "lol"
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I wouldn't call it hoe shit. Everybody's got their kinks - that shit just wasn't for me.

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69. "Bruh"
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33. "Got into an angry argument with me about the brand new rapper, Common..."
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...and his album Like Water for Chocolate.

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38. "who defended Common? "
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41. "i think the point is that by LWFC, Common wasn't a brand new rapper."
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48. "woooosh"
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51. "aiight, i'll take that. "
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54. "Literally tried to argue that because she'd never heard of him..."
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...that meant that he was small time and that The Light was his first hit. Therefore he was new and she was right. And mad. She was mad for some reason.

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47. "smh."
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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39. "she asked what I wanted for my Bday..."
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I told her anything but Cross Colours...

she bought me a purple Cross Colours hat and looked me dead in the eyes.

It was at that moment I knew we weren't going to last.

  

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43. "haha, da fuck? "
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that's just stupid. i think she musta wanted you to break up with her or something.

  

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50. "she was fine as shit tho... "
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132. "maybe she just misunderstood"
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maybe she had a hearing problem and thought you said anything BY Cross Colours

"Dressed up like an evil villain dressed up like a soccer dad"

  

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44. "when he said Fabolous was a better emcee than Pun."
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and was disrespectful about it too
I stopped dating him shortly after

here for dis.

  

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62. "I mean Fab did rhyme flip phone with chicken bone"
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45. "When she told me she hated her dad."
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I was not about to deal with those issues.


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"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4

  

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49. "when i looked out the peephole and saw Nev Schulman"
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52. "LMAO."
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53. "LMAO."
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56. "When I saw him in public and tried to convince him"
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my mom was my aunt so he'd keep it moving.

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58. "lolz"
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82. "RE: lolz"
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Him: Funny bumping into you, Heyyyy.... is that your mom, you look just a like.

Me: No, Uhhhh that's my aunt. Yeah, aunt

Mom: (looks surprised and confused as shit standing right beside me)

Him: oh, well damn I would think that's your mom, you have the same mannerisms.

Me: Me and my aunt have to go, we're late.

Him: alright, well one day I wanna meet your mom.

Mom: (walks away stunned and confused.)


I just knew if he would act a fool if he found out that was my mother. He was definitely not the kinda person you want interacting with your mom. He had no sense.

  

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57. "when he said he'd make my son play thru a concussion..."
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playing lfootball.

when i woke up butt ass'd nekkid and his 9 year old was in bed with us.

when he told me i had to write my book before we got married.

-same dude

  

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97. "!!!!!!!"
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>
>when i woke up butt ass'd nekkid and his 9 year old was in bed
>with us.
>

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127. "i felt too many gotdamned legs intertwined, spades. "
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130. "did i mention it was a full sized bed?"
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59. "i was pushing a cart of laundry and fell"
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tipping the cart over

he was more concerned with the cart

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81. "But... did you die??? (c) Leslie Chow"
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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89. "the body heals itself tho...j/k"
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60. "..when he installed a cam outside his door and told me to never"
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answer it

  

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61. "..when he told me he was going "rub one out" during his break"
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AT WORK!!!!

  

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65. "those were the days. "
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when i had the type of job where I could do that.


cant do it with these shared bathrooms.

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75. "it shocks me that cats actually do that"
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it probably shouldnt tho.

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64. "...this was back in high school (and no offense to those that are ill)"
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..my brother passed from this, and my mom is fighting this right now..but this just popped into my head and i have to tell it..


ahite

I knew it wasnt gonna work when she called me one night, crying hysterically

Me-Whats wrong?

Her-They just took my momma to the hospital!!!

Me-Why?? What happened??

Her-SHE HAD A CANCER ATTACK!!

Me- WHA-HUNH????

Her-A CANCER ATTACK! SHE HAD A CANCER ATTACK!!

Me- (cracking up) Aint no such thing, dummy!

Her-MY MOMMA JUST HAD A CANCER ATTACK AND YOURE LAUGHING?

Me- YES! Cause there aint no such thing!

...never heard from her again....







We covered by the Blood which never loose it's power



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DavidHasselhoff
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66. "When she told me she fried bacon for a nightly snack"
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84. "Call her up. Her abs might be insane."
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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136. "^^^^"
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67. "when she called at like 3am, crying, to tell me biggie got shot"
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she was hysterical

i was mad at being woken up

  

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73. "lmao!"
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74. "I woulda asked if he'd still be dead in the morning."
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78. "that's pretty much exactly what i said before I hung up"
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96. "LMAO"
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prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

  

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104. "lol, I remember this girl at college running up to me telling me pac die..."
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I was looking at her like, "damn, that's fucked up... but what are you telling me for?"

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Selah
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68. "she said: Black people naturally smell like raw chicken"
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i still admire my own restraint

  

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90. "whaaaaaaaaaaaaTHE FUCK?!"
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125. "That's a thing?"
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We need a pamphlet or something. "What's new in racism"

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Selah
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72. "she got mad when......"
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on like our second or third phone call (long story but she was in another state), she TELLS me I should online order her a pizza for lunch and I said no

  

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76. "She asked me what a whistle blower was"
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called it off maybe 3 weeks later.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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77. "" this (insert picture of chick) just invited me out for wine ""
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And I could have went out with her today but instead Im trying to be with you."

Or something to that sort. Basically on some I got options type shit.

I laughed my ass off, cause the girl was sooooo basic and he was super hype like I guess he thought I was going to be mad. It was like one of those glossy mall pictures too. I laughed and told him if thats where he wanted to be then by all means he can go cause I didnt give a fuck lol. He replied with something like " nah I dont want to but I could."

He ended up showing up to my college graduation doing entirely too much, broke down crying and asking my bestfriend if she thought I would ever take him back. Lowkey embarrassing.Even my dad who never comments on my dating life was like " whats wrong with him? Why he is pouring it on so thick?"


  

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79. "yo daddy never seen yo avy, huh?"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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91. "Nope"
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Doronmonkflake
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80. "She wanted to got into a wax museum. I didn't. I hate that stuff."
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She called me a bish and then called her sister to tell her I was a bish.


Word, homey? I see...

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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112. "Did you tell her that the wax people look scary?"
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Only way this makes any sense to my male mind.

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Doronmonkflake
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120. "She knows my history. If I go in expecting not to be touched, I will swi..."
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It's my medulla. I won't apologize for it. I just don't go in as a result. Cause I know myself.

Smh.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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86. "sometimes you gotta take that bitter pill, man"
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i would probably have done it but known in the back of my mind that it was time to smang in all positions and all holes in a race to that inevitable FINISH line.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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87. "always bringing up other women"
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Thu Mar-19-15 07:16 AM by Crash Bandacoot

          

and got agitated when i asked him questions about
them. it was done to either to get me jealous or
to let me know that he had options. i don't play
those games.

and this other dude, years ago, said that
he would burn my mother's house down. just recently
he asked, 'why don't we hang out anymore?' um,
because you're fucking psycho.


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88. "She said 50 Shades of Gray was brilliant, then said she had to catch Emp..."
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Days like this I miss Sha Mecca

  

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legsdiamond
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94. "now if she said Empire was brilliant she is a keeper"
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that is some good TV

  

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93. "RE: ...and this is when I knew our relationship wasn't going to last"
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Home from college on Christmas Break freshman year, my boyfriend told me that some dudes broke into his dorm room, while he was there, and stole his play station, money and my high school class ring. He was 6'4", 236 lb. I knew it wasn't gonna to work then.

Was I mad about the class ring. Yeah, but isht happens. But he didn't have a scratch on him and it wasn't like it was at gunpoint. He didn't fight or nothing? Something just felt like he wasn't telling me the whole story. And that bugged me more than anything. Personally, I think he pawned everything. But I'm pretty sure I will never get the real story.

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

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95. "ionno.. seems like an easier lie would be to say he wasn't there"
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what big ass man makes himself look like a chump?

  

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98. "TRUST ME, IT'S VERY POSSIBLE"
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and yes my feelings are still hurt if I just typed that out in caps lmao

here for dis.

  

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106. "possible for a person to paint themselves in a shade of SIMP?"
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109. "yes"
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Thu Mar-19-15 01:16 PM by lfresh

  

          

my mom 4'11 now
was 5'


and let me tell you
height don't mean shit

and i've learned that over and over and over through the years

both mom AND BSR
are the two people i would call for back up...
and i'm 5'6

(.. )

and yes they both experienced some cowardly shit with dudes over 6'0
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111. "of course you would say yes...lol"
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ain't no dude lying about getting robbed and putting himself in the room when he can simply say the room was robbed when he wasn't there.

I'm talking about the robbery being a lie...

Ionno wtf yall talking about but it sounds personal so I'll let yall be right.

  

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117. "hrm how to say"
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dude to other dude need to maintain the guise of masculinity

when courting women they still maintain

then
like women wearing makeup and heels

that guise gets dropped
and with that a lot of admissions

its not personal but it is with both LOL
i just know too much information and stories and she knows mine

and we have been in instances TOGETHER where dudes have been cowardly
so theres that as well
LOL
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102. "That story sounds legit...why would he lie to make himself look bad?"
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If he was gonna lie he could have just said it was stolen while he wasn't there - especially in the dorms where stuff gets stolen all the time.

But yeah - if there were multiple dudes that came in the room I could definitely see that being intimidating enough that he didn't fight or anything. He was prolly shook about it...

  

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113. "IKR"
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114. "Is this the phrasing he used: "some dudes broke into" ?"
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If so, that means he wasn't there when it happened, but maybe knew who did it.

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99. "She decided to test me"
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FINE Spelmanite AKA, in my grad school English class, at Emory. I asked her out for Valentine's Day. We had a nice date, during which I asked her if she wanted me to cook her dinner some night.

She comes by the crib, where I set out a nice meal. She says she's so full, can she lay down on my bed. I take her to my room where she proceeds to strip down to a teddy, and gets in my bed. I lay down next to her and proceed to put the moves on. She lays statue still, while I caress her shoulders, kiss her neck...etc.

I don't go any further because she is totally not responding. So we just lay there, and eventually doze off. Once we wake up, she gets dressed, gives me a deep kiss and heads out.

I call her the next day and asked what the hell was that all about? She said, "I was testing you..."

Then during the conversation, she's throwing out all these plans like we're a couple...I need to meet her Dad...her sorors...her dog.

Fuck that...

  

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101. "testing to see if you were a rapist?"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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105. "IKR...What if I had failed?"
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Had I just gorilla'd it...then what?

  

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107. "if you went for it you woulda been married in her mind"
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110. "had you done it,we'd be like "How you feel about convicts w/internet? "
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bigkarma
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115. "RE: had you done it,we'd be like "How you feel about convicts w/internet..."
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Ha...that sir, is one helluva callback.

  

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103. "THIS MADE ME ANGRY!!!"
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134. "damn......."
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100. "her momma called me something bad in Vietnamese"
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I asked her why her mom was talking shit

She said "wait, you know Vietnamese?"

I said "no, but I know when someone is talking bad about me"

at was at this point I knew it wasn't going to last.

one hunnid... I would like to thank all the crazy womens and mens who helped make this possible.

and a few fuck you's to the ones who really hurt yalls feelins

  

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108. "Yo! When her Mom's sent me a Facebook Message about Marrige"
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Talking about why she thought her daughter would make a good wife and how I needed to be open to the idea.

#GONE!




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"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4

  

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118. "he asked me about my clothes"
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forget the fact he was in a cult
(the now infamous newabians)

dude thought it was time to get serious and wanted to have a discussion about my attire

RE-JECTED
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121. "oh boy, not the "why you gotta dress like that?" talk"
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123. "he was smoother"
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but i saw it for what it was
and basically dude jumped from being NOI to 5% to this cult
and i was like
this dude wants me in a abaya
ICU mofo
NOPE
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124. "I know a grip of former Nuwaubians."
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Let me just say that I'd never knowingly date anyone former or current members.

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119. "when her moms looked me dead in the eyes while saying"
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its not that she said

"....well you know children are hard work, you better be ready"

its that she looked me dead in the eyes while saying

"....well you know children are hard work, YOU BETTER BE READY"

girl was baby crazy and i was broke as fuck and depressed. lowest point in my life. we shortly broke up after that.

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122. "Forgot this one: When her mom told me that "I deserve better""
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"You're such a nice young man... you deserve better"

MAJOR foreshadowing. Thanks, ex-gf-mom, because with that in the back of my head (as well as other jewels she dropped about her daughter) I managed to eventually see the light before it was too late.

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126. "I had a mom imply this, but not actually say it"
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She always seemed fascinated that I was actually with her daughter. I was so "normal," and she always joked about me eventually getting tired of her daughter's craziness...


...she was correct.

  

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128. "I remember this girl PHYSICALLY fought her mom"
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Like, I was over her crib for some reason (daughter wasn't there, mom was) and I'm looking at broken shit around the living room and mom is telling me this. Her daughter was pretty tall too, like 6'1" or so. She used to literally snitch on her daughter to me, like "You don't need this... she was with this other dude the other day."

Again, thanks ex-gf's mom.

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135. " "if you were my daughter I wouldn't want you dating my son""
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"you're too good for him"

she also used to call me and say "when are you coming to see your mother (referring to herself)"

I probably should have listened to her but alas

  

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129. "First time I met her was at my front door"
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I went to NYC for the summer, came back and didn't feel like dealing with the girl was was messing with once I got back.

My sister says there is a girl at the front door. I open it and there is a girl (I knew of her but didn't know her) and she was fine as shit!!!

She tells me the girl I was dating was scared to knock on my door (she was dark italian and knew better) so she sent her up here to knock.

I tell her to lie and say I can't come out. Then I tell her "I'm not interested in her but umm.... YOU, you are fine as shit, lemme get that number"

she was with it. I knew then that shit girl wasn't about shit since she did her girl dirty. I knew it wasn't going to last.

She ended up playing me too.

  

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legsdiamond
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Mon Mar-23-15 10:39 AM

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131. "Her momma stole her foodstamps and sold them for crack"
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I felt so bad for her.

Momma LOVED to party too...

First time we went on a date she got on the payphone... yes, back in the 90's. Mom asked me to come over and she was reluctant to ask me. She hands me the phone and her mom says"

momma: Do you drink?
me: yep
momma: Do you smoke (weed)?
me: yep
momma: well c'mon nigga!

then we proceeded to play a board game that involved drinking shots and doing weird shit like kissing the person next to you who is the opposite sex.

weirdest night of my life.

  

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Mon Mar-23-15 10:48 AM

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133. ""ugggh, sub titles?!?! I didn't come to the theater to read!""
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Mind you, this wasn't some foreign indie flick... it was "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

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