In a video posted to YouTube, Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo of the Complete in Christ Church, in the UK, ministers to his flock about love making. He advises against unnatural acts on the matrimonial bed. These ungodly acts of the flesh, he warns, will send you straight to hell.
What sexual positions are off limits? According to the Nigerian-born pastor, all of them except one. The single, solitary position God says is okay is the missionary position.
6. "undefiled by adultery, maybe?" In response to Reply # 5 Tue Feb-24-15 02:06 PM by SoWhat
the married person who has sex outside the marriage is the adulterer. an unmarried person who has sex w/a married person is immoral - they fornicated and failed to honor the marriage.
i think pastor would claim that engaging in 'unnatural sex acts' is immoral. and God will judge the sexually immoral. the scripture doesn't exactly give marrieds a pass to do whatever they want.
20. "this is what i'm saying" In response to Reply # 19
>Seems there's a distinction to me
without specific examples of what sexually immoral behavior is (besides adultery) how are we supposed to know if it's cool to 69 in God's eyes? c'mon, Bible, HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE!
New International Version Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.
...not sure what it takes to keep the marital bed pure. but it seems something can make the bed dirty.
New Living Translation Give honor to marriage, and remain faithful to one another in marriage. God will surely judge people who are immoral and those who commit adultery.
...now this one is clearly just addressing adultery.
English Standard Version Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.
...this one is like the first. it seems the marriage CAN be defiled. but how? not clear.
41. "Wow this is a good example of the human hand in changing the bible" In response to Reply # 30
If you go from the oldest text to the newest text the message has morphed from don't bang whores and other dudes wives to possibly being an argument against, idk, pile driving.
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10. "but how can the pastor 'interpret'" In response to Reply # 4
what's honorable between me and my spouse? No shade at YOU, but thass sum boolshyt.
If anything, that's a 3-way discussion (pun intended) btw me, my wife and the Lordt. And if she dont feel defiled by me puttin it in her butt, what the pastor got to say about it.
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21. "RE: Xtian marrieds: no freaky sex positions or its hell for you (vid)" In response to Reply # 0
That is not what the bible says.
LOL! What I do in my bed with my hubby is between me and him. Not my pastor. God knows what we do. And, its cool...I'm pretty sure I'm not going to hell for doing my hubby.
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24. "No, that pastor is on some controlling bull." In response to Reply # 22
There isn't a scripture damning you for having sex in certain positions. The fact that he says that is what's going to drag you to hell where Demons will cut you into pieces shows that he's adding in his own crap. There's no mention in scriptures about folks getting cut into pieces in hell. Also, according to scripture, the only thing that causes you to lose your soul is not accepting Christ. All this other stuff is that pastor overstepping his boundaries.
34. "So THAT'S why they call it missionary?" In response to Reply # 0
“Missionaries of old who taught their converts about true holiness would teach them that in the marriage bed, face to face with the husband on top is the only position that God has sanctioned.”
"when I was growin' up if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!"
37. "because they know what sexual liberation does to people" In response to Reply # 35
leads them to truths that contradict doctrine in a myriad of ways
it invalidates so much of what happens in reality. this was a main focus in the catholic church long ago i.e. perversions like masturbation leading to blindness ect
another passive aggressive attack attempting to preserve the institution, among other things
38. "I should have added society in general " In response to Reply # 37
>leads them to truths that contradict doctrine in a myriad of >ways > > >it invalidates so much of what happens in reality. this was a >main focus in the catholic church long ago i.e. perversions >like masturbation leading to blindness ect > >another passive aggressive attack attempting to preserve the >institution, among other things
42. "Y'all think his dream was real or made up for storytelling purposes?" In response to Reply # 0 Tue Feb-24-15 07:50 PM by PimpTrickGangstaClik
I never believe the stories these folks tell.
I notice that every time I flip the tv past Joel Osteen, he'll be in the middle of some elaborate story with profound meaning. Ain't that much stuff happening to you to have a good story every damn week He's gotta be buying stories like J. Peterman
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