We were 16 and 15 when we were together for two months back then, so I didn't even get past first base, but I remember her telling me she wanted to give me head. I knew I was going to break up with her soon, so my kind ass heart didn't even let her do it.

Fast forward to 2015. She still rolls with some ladies I know..they're all 28-29. They were having a sex party, which is pretty common for ladies...they have sex toys, sometimes even a stripper pole and lessons, but it's usually an all-girls event.

My homegirl who still talks to the ex has told me some wild stories about her, and how she hates sex but loves giving head...like loves it, loves it. So for this sex party, the ex planned to give a live demonstration on how to suck dick. I can see a wild type of girl doing this with a dildo....but nah, she planned to do it with a live human male.

They chose one of their homeboys...I have zero idea if she had gave him head before, but he agreed to be the subject of demonstration....and she planned to give instructions and teach the 15 ladies in the room how to properly give head.

The sex party happened, the ladies arrived, participated in a few games, and then sat in their seats, and eagerly awaited their first DS 101 lesson. The guy sat in a chair, she got on her knees, and..........the guy couldn't get it up. They said that he was way too nervous with all 15 of those ladies all looking at him. She tried to get it up, but...it was a lost cause, and the class was cancelled.

If I see her any time soon, I'll just tell her "cool story, hoe."

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>If I see her any time soon, I'll just tell her "cool story,
>hoe."


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here for dis.

she blowing dude in front of 15 people for a "class"

GTOHWTBSS

she doesn't suck dick? she's a prude
she loves sucking so much, she'll teach a class on it? she's a slut, she's a hoe, she's a freak

there is NO room for a woman winning anywhere with that mentality
and funny how you will shame her but where's the ridicule for homeboy who couldn't even perform? Isn't he breaking a thousand and one male stereotypes regarding hypersexuality and performance right there?

here for dis.

would support your weak ass point how?

here for dis.

I'm sorry but you aren't going to shame dudes for joking a woman for sucking dick for educational purposes

>I'm sorry but you aren't going to shame dudes for joking a
>woman for sucking dick for educational purposes

here for dis.

just make sure the jokes are funny.

we can shame him now...but still have to understand that he's not bout that life
meanwhile
she still is shamed completely for being bout that life with no fks given
RIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT
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here for dis.

take the L ma... it's early in the week.

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huh

>she doesn't suck dick? she's a prude
>she loves sucking so much, she'll teach a class on it? she's a
>slut, she's a hoe, she's a freak
>there is NO room for a woman winning anywhere with that
>mentality

Not that there is anything inherently wrong with either pole, but there's miles of gray in between your black and white

but she is on a mission to protect this woman's ability to suck D for sex toy dollars

I'm saying


"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin

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>she doesn't suck dick? she's a prude
>she loves sucking so much, she'll teach a class on it? she's a
>slut, she's a hoe, she's a freak



Really? Those are only two options for a woman in life?



>there is NO room for a woman winning anywhere with that
>mentality



You're actually ignoring quite a bit of room here.


>and funny how you will shame her but where's the ridicule for
>homeboy who couldn't even perform? Isn't he breaking a
>thousand and one male stereotypes regarding hypersexuality and
>performance right there?


Oh no, that part was HILARIOUS too. I'm sure it was embarrassing as hell, but hey,
he put himself in that dumb ass situation.

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Days like this I miss Sha Mecca

if you got them skills, you could be in a stadium full of people & shit is gonna go down

but if your suck game sucks...well....

here for dis.

So performance anxiety is possible, but it ain't the same. It's not like they were going to have sex afterwards. It was just awkward because people were watching. Good head can take you someplace else, she wasn't able to do that. Her silly ass should have had a couple dicks on deck, just in case.


Let my love slide in and never slip out

just so I understand this clearly
I'm supposed to be understanding of his inability to perform
BUT
still shame her not only because she was going to do a live demo on one penis(which already earned her a "hoe" label) but
a. because she didn't have stunt dicks as backup
and
b. her oral skills weren't up to par according to you
http://media.giphy.com/media/u9qBQQTjI8vQc/giphy.gif
http://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/1qPm2oJFSuWOI4rtFx06_Confused%20Ice%20Cube.gif

here for dis.

>just so I understand this clearly
>I'm supposed to be understanding of his inability to perform
>BUT
>still shame her not only because she was going to do a live
>demo on one penis(which already earned her a "hoe" label) but
>
>a. because she didn't have stunt dicks as backup
>and
>b. her oral skills weren't up to par according to you
>http://media.giphy.com/media/u9qBQQTjI8vQc/giphy.gif
>http://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/1qPm2oJFSuWOI4rtFx06_Confused%20Ice%20Cube.gif

I think Rtistic explained that "hoe" was a play on "bro". I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt based on his posting history, but to each their own.

Anyway, most women are pretty happy with what I'm capable of, but do I have "teach you how to fuck" dick? Nah, I don't think I fit in that category. So I wouldn't put myself out there like that. She thought her mouth game was stadium status. T'was not. Stadium status head will have a brother looking like that Ice Cube gif.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

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i'm not sure folks even know what "performance anziety" even means

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

> i'm not sure folks even know what "performance anziety" even
>means


Let my love slide in and never slip out

..but sure, lets run the typo game, good stuff...

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

>..but sure, lets run the typo game, good stuff...

No need to get too serious. Not saying you are, just saying.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

>a. because she didn't have stunt dicks as backup

That's why we have a specific fetish called "exhibitionism" for folks who actually get off on being watched.

For people who aren't of that mindset, the idea of having a bunch of women watch them bust a nut might not just be unappealing, it might actually be sexually repugnant to them.


Me personally, I'd be all for a group of women watching me getting blown, taking notes, commenting, etc. But I know who I am and what I like.

This guy might have just been thinking about the blow job, and not how he feels about people watching him in a sexual situation.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

but lets be real...

how many people on here could get off with 15 people watching?

easy to say you can until you are in the room.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

Which a lot of men lack anyway, so I guess I understand.

and then there's yelling at a dog for eating some food that's been dropped on the floor.

I'm not going to go out of my way and risk life and limb to get a bj...but if one is just offered up? Come on...you can only ask so much of a man.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

at a BBQ, chatting with some chick, and all of a sudden I noticed that I was surrounded by a group of Deltas who all started asking me questions and touching my locks. Nothing happened or these boards would know about it, but yeah, I'm not an outright exhibitionist, but under the right circumstances I could see that shit being dope.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

>



^^^^^^^^

The realest thing I heard on here!!!!!

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>That's why we have a specific fetish called "exhibitionism"
>for folks who actually get off on being watched.
>
>For people who aren't of that mindset, the idea of having a
>bunch of women watch them bust a nut might not just be
>unappealing, it might actually be sexually repugnant to them.
>
>
>Me personally, I'd be all for a group of women watching me
>getting blown, taking notes, commenting, etc. But I know who I
>am and what I like.
>
>This guy might have just been thinking about the blow job, and
>not how he feels about people watching him in a sexual
>situation.

if he felt like this would be a major issue.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

thought the decision through.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

>thought the decision through.



Let my love slide in and never slip out

jesus, your mama & the ghost of Tupac can ALL be present...& your dick IS getting hard.

@ mininum

i dunno seems kinda cut n dry for me


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg

Their dicks go right along with their hairlines. J.k

Not saying that's what happened in this case, but in general

does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg

.

and it flies in the face of actual research and anecdotal evidence.

fuck you.

because he's Bin

you have clinically diagnosed depression, get over it

whatever we don't know scientifically, that's god

can't get it up, woman's head game is trash or you possibly like men

just some of his recent mind altering jewels

~Experience is the currency of the soul.

having sex in a room full of people
that is okay

yall need to stop
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When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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You cannot hate people for their own good.

Men get nervous, sometimes. Its not her fault.

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

I see what you did there.

Let my love slide in and never slip out