legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79325 posts
Thu Jan-22-15 09:44 AM
"Look at all these crackers!!!"
You ever say some shit that came off suspect or racist?
This is some Modern Family type hilarity..
A coworker told me she was in the grocery store in an aisle with a bunch of white people. She says "Look at all these crackers!" while looking at crackers on the shelf..
One time my wife and I stopped to get gas and decided I should drive the next leg. I open the driver door and she had cracker crumbs in the seat. I screamed out "CRACKERS!" and my wife was like "baby, chill out"
I looked up and 2 white people were ice grilling me...
I was like "nah.. the crackers crumbs in the seat" We hopped back in the whip and busted out laughing.
TheAlbionist Member since Jul 04th 2011 3306 posts
Thu Jan-22-15 09:58 AM
1. "Walking home form Ikea with an ex-girlfriend of mine..." In response to Reply # 0
Dragging a wheelie case full of new crockery which made awful china-on-china sounds every time it bumped up and down curbs when crossing roads. So we're crossing Oxford Circus - one of the busiest pedestrian junctions in London - and with a large Chinese family passing us she shouts "I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THESE FUCKING CHINKS"
Even took me a second to realise she was talking about the sound of smashing plates!
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I have one that isn't racist but it's still funny.
I'm at Fluid and this girl who looks like Precious asked me to dance right after my boy went to buy a round. I ain't seen this nigga in years and wanted to chop it up before getting up in the mix.
I was like "I would but I'm waiting for my boy to get my drink"
As soon as I said it I was like "ugh..that sounds"
and she ran with that shit on some "oh, you ghey? it's cool.. do you playa"
8. "so my ex-wife was Haitian " In response to Reply # 0
I'm white. she got into knitting for a while. there were a few days when we thought it was hilarious when id be like, "you're just a clever little knitter, aren't you?" but we both knew it was a slip of the tongue too close to danger. had to let the joke go.