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legsdiamond
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Thu Jan-22-15 09:44 AM

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"Look at all these crackers!!!"


          

You ever say some shit that came off suspect or racist?

This is some Modern Family type hilarity..

A coworker told me she was in the grocery store in an aisle with a bunch of white people. She says "Look at all these crackers!" while looking at crackers on the shelf..


One time my wife and I stopped to get gas and decided I should drive the next leg. I open the driver door and she had cracker crumbs in the seat. I screamed out "CRACKERS!" and my wife was like "baby, chill out"

I looked up and 2 white people were ice grilling me...

I was like "nah.. the crackers crumbs in the seat" We hopped back in the whip and busted out laughing.


  

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Walking home form Ikea with an ex-girlfriend of mine...
Jan 22nd 2015
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shit, lmao...both of these are hilarious
Jan 22nd 2015
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lol
Jan 22nd 2015
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LOL, good one...
Jan 22nd 2015
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LOL
Jan 22nd 2015
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lolol
Jan 22nd 2015
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Im sick of the Blacks! (c) Larry David
Jan 22nd 2015
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where'd you get crack from? 'BLACKS'
Jan 22nd 2015
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so my ex-wife was Haitian
Jan 22nd 2015
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TheAlbionist
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Thu Jan-22-15 09:58 AM

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1. "Walking home form Ikea with an ex-girlfriend of mine..."
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Dragging a wheelie case full of new crockery which made awful china-on-china sounds every time it bumped up and down curbs when crossing roads. So we're crossing Oxford Circus - one of the busiest pedestrian junctions in London - and with a large Chinese family passing us she shouts "I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THESE FUCKING CHINKS"

Even took me a second to realise she was talking about the sound of smashing plates!

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MiracleRic
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Thu Jan-22-15 10:15 AM

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2. "shit, lmao...both of these are hilarious"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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Cenario
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Thu Jan-22-15 10:25 AM

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3. "lol"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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legsdiamond
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Thu Jan-22-15 11:59 AM

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9. "LOL, good one..."
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I have one that isn't racist but it's still funny.

I'm at Fluid and this girl who looks like Precious asked me to dance right after my boy went to buy a round. I ain't seen this nigga in years and wanted to chop it up before getting up in the mix.

I was like "I would but I'm waiting for my boy to get my drink"

As soon as I said it I was like "ugh..that sounds"

and she ran with that shit on some "oh, you ghey? it's cool.. do you playa"

she got me on that one.

  

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infin8
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Thu Jan-22-15 10:28 AM

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4. "LOL"
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IG: amadu_me

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Ezzsential
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Thu Jan-22-15 11:23 AM

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5. "lolol"
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i dont have colors
my mmsic:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI

  

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rdhull
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Thu Jan-22-15 11:27 AM

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6. "Im sick of the Blacks! (c) Larry David"
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infin8
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Thu Jan-22-15 11:50 AM

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7. "where'd you get crack from? 'BLACKS'"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8kRGgLyR4U

IG: amadu_me

"...Whateva, man..." (c) Redman

  

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fontgangsta
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Thu Jan-22-15 11:57 AM

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8. "so my ex-wife was Haitian "
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I'm white.
she got into knitting for a while.
there were a few days when we thought it was hilarious when id be like, "you're just a clever little knitter, aren't you?"
but we both knew it was a slip of the tongue too close to danger. had to let the joke go.

  

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