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SimplyHannah
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"So next Friday I have my fitness test for entrance into police academy "


  

          

They want a bitch to run 1.5 miles in 14:46 or better. I CAINT. We also have to 29 sits ups in a minute and lift 72% of our body weight, which for me is like 115lbs and I doubt I can do that either.

Interview for Teach for America went well imo, so I find out Friday whether I get invited back for another interview. But they only have a 15% acceptance rate so cant say that my hopes are too high with that.

Grad school apps coming together, so hopefully I get accepted cuz if not I dunno what Imma do with my life.


Anywho, fuck yall been up to?

  

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: )~
Jan 12th 2015
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do you really wanna be a police officer? or is this just somethin 2 do?
Jan 12th 2015
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It's a job with benefits that has growth potential & advancement opportu...
Jan 12th 2015
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      so something to do
Jan 12th 2015
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      Growth? Not according to the female cops I know.
Jan 12th 2015
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      I think it would put me in a better place to apply for the CIA or FBI
Jan 12th 2015
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           RE: I think it would put me in a better place to apply for the CIA or FB...
Jan 13th 2015
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      You really want a bunch of dudes harassing you
Jan 12th 2015
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      You're right
Jan 13th 2015
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Good luck.
Jan 12th 2015
5
Thank you. Imma need it.
Jan 12th 2015
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what kinda country-living shit is this?
Jan 12th 2015
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Sometimes you gotta what you gotta do
Jan 12th 2015
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You.
Jan 12th 2015
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That's immediately what I thought of, lol
Jan 12th 2015
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I dont even know what that is.
Jan 12th 2015
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ugh
Jan 12th 2015
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police academy
Jan 12th 2015
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haha we're old! :(
Jan 13th 2015
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lol 1st thing I thought of
Jan 13th 2015
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would u recommend college for a HS senior?
Jan 12th 2015
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Unless they plan on taking up a lucrative trade, then yes
Jan 12th 2015
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      what was your major?
Jan 12th 2015
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           Biology
Jan 12th 2015
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That post graduation existentialist phase is weird.
Jan 12th 2015
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Do you have to go through basic training to do that?
Jan 12th 2015
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You need to quit playing for real...
Jan 12th 2015
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i had clicked on the link with that guy making a home run at first
Jan 12th 2015
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      RE: i had clicked on the link with that guy making a home run at first
Jan 13th 2015
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1.5 miles in 14:46?? Cops ain't gotta be in no type of shape huh
Jan 12th 2015
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Man
Jan 12th 2015
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      make sure you run outside.
Jan 12th 2015
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      ^^^
Jan 12th 2015
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      yea them shock absorbers on the gym treadmills be having a nyg gassed up
Jan 12th 2015
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           lmao...true story.
Jan 13th 2015
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      Umm...If this is true then you would have no problem meeting the time
Jan 12th 2015
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      If you can do 2 in 17, this should be no problem.
Jan 12th 2015
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mmmmmmmm can i b under aress???
Jan 12th 2015
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^^^posting with pauer.
Jan 12th 2015
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you can do it
Jan 12th 2015
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I wish I could hire someone to manage my AirBnb shit.
Jan 12th 2015
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I'm suddenly in the mood to watch Police Academy
Jan 12th 2015
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Police Academy 9- Hooks' untold story
Jan 12th 2015
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I dont even know what that is.
Jan 12th 2015
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haha
Jan 13th 2015
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LOL, I see you beat me to it
Jan 13th 2015
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Don't move, DIRTBAG!!!!!
Jan 13th 2015
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good luck
Jan 12th 2015
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police academy huh? interesting plot twist to this story
Jan 12th 2015
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RE: So next Friday I have my fitness test for entrance into police acade...
Jan 12th 2015
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am I the only 1 with visions of the chick from police academy?
Jan 12th 2015
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I mean, I'd love for you to arrest me, but I'm not seeing it.
Jan 12th 2015
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...bewbs EVERYWHERE!
Jan 12th 2015
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LOL @ all this 'ppl/i wanna be arrested by you' biz.
Jan 12th 2015
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Yea I really don't plan on doing all that extra stuff
Jan 12th 2015
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lol.
Jan 12th 2015
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well to be fair, one of them was dis juice
Jan 13th 2015
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The cop thing is not for you, fuck it. Good luck finding your lane.
Jan 12th 2015
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Honestly WORKING isnt for me
Jan 12th 2015
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      what does that even mean? LOL
Jan 12th 2015
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           Honestly not really
Jan 12th 2015
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                Learn to code. How's your algebra?
Jan 13th 2015
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that could be a good look.
Jan 12th 2015
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this is where im at with it
Jan 12th 2015
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      Ah makes sense
Jan 12th 2015
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smh
Jan 12th 2015
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http://tigeryogiji.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/niecy.jpg
Jan 12th 2015
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no snark but how can you run with those thangs?
Jan 13th 2015
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it can be esp if you don't give them proper support
Jan 13th 2015
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a regular bra and a sports bra
Jan 13th 2015
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      i used to do that but i got a great bra
Jan 13th 2015
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better get busy running like yesterday
Jan 13th 2015
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RE: better get busy running like yesterday
Jan 13th 2015
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lolz
Jan 13th 2015
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I am going to reminisce about this one lady cop
Jan 13th 2015
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Why police academy over the Military?
Jan 13th 2015
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I can't get into the military with my health issues
Jan 13th 2015
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i would seriously watch this as police academy 8
Jan 13th 2015
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have you thought about going to another country to work?
Jan 13th 2015
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greenzone jobs is paying high as fuck as I hear it
Jan 13th 2015
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Still gotta get a teaching certification for that
Jan 13th 2015
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      no you don't
Jan 13th 2015
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RE: So next Friday I have my fitness test for entrance into police acade...
Jan 13th 2015
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FBI/CIA
Jan 13th 2015
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yeah if you can clear the background check they have a ton of jobs...
Jan 13th 2015
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I've applied to both
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      Do you have anything on there that even suggests that you're interested?
Jan 13th 2015
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If you run every night you will be able to do it.
Jan 13th 2015
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A Black female cop used to post here. She could offer some insight.
Jan 13th 2015
A Black female cop used to post here. She could offer some insight.
Jan 13th 2015
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whut? LOL...
Jan 13th 2015
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      skyezzgirl or something like that
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      nah, I'm talking about the sexist b.s. he said is in this post
Jan 13th 2015
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      What you confused about?
Jan 13th 2015
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...did you not train for this? lol
Jan 13th 2015
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practice? you talking bout practice??
Jan 13th 2015
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Good luck, if you need any tips
Jan 13th 2015
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What kind of lift was she referring to in the original post?
Jan 13th 2015
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      From what I've experienced
Jan 13th 2015
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the downtalk in here is ON FLEEK as the kids say
Jan 13th 2015
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the OP didn't help her cause...
Jan 13th 2015
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^ blaming the victim
Jan 13th 2015
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lmao
Jan 13th 2015
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Good luck sis
Jan 13th 2015
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Either way you're joining a GANG
Jan 13th 2015
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Benji
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1. ": )~"
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2. "do you really wanna be a police officer? or is this just somethin 2 do?"
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SimplyHannah
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3. "It's a job with benefits that has growth potential & advancement opportu..."
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4. "so something to do"
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16. "Growth? Not according to the female cops I know."
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Unless you recreationally fellate for advancement (literally or figuratively) or have no POV of your own.

I have a 400 year old chip on my shoulder.

  

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SimplyHannah
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20. "I think it would put me in a better place to apply for the CIA or FBI"
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Which I've also been looking at, but they want people with a certain amount of police or military experience.

  

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87. "RE: I think it would put me in a better place to apply for the CIA or FB..."
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55. "You really want a bunch of dudes harassing you "
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Non stop?

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73. "You're right"
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I work with a number of retired top brass from the NYPD. Each of them went to grad schools, including law school and public policy programs at Columbia and Harvard, paid for by the NYPD. Also, the time they took away to attend school full time counted towards their 20 years, and they were still paid their normal salary--and rose through the ranks.
In retirement, they've each moved on to even more lucrative careers, in addition to that great pension, that's considering after 5 years in the NYPD base salary is somthing like $90K.

I think you'll find the majority of Police don't take advantage of those opportunities available, but the smart ones do--including the female police.

  

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24. "Thank you. Imma need it."
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6. "what kinda country-living shit is this?"
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12. "Sometimes you gotta what you gotta do"
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My eye is on the prize right now, and right now that is moving out and getting me pair of red bottoms.

  

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7. "You."
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11. "That's immediately what I thought of, lol"
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14. "I dont even know what that is."
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37. "ugh"
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youngins.

*sits back in rocking chair*

  

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54. "police academy"
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62. "haha we're old! :("
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77. "lol 1st thing I thought of"
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8. "would u recommend college for a HS senior?"
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10. "Unless they plan on taking up a lucrative trade, then yes"
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17. "what was your major?"
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i dunno. its kind of a lotta debt for a +chance+ at something working out



does officer starting salary change if u have a degree



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23. "Biology"
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>i dunno. its kind of a lotta debt for a +chance+ at
>something working out.

Where I fucked up was not doing internships and networking in undergrad because thats how most people get their jobs.

But for me it was worth it, I grew tremendously as a person and I wouldn't that for the world. I'm trying to think of what I could be doing if I hadn't gone to college and honestly im drawing a blank, because im not skilled in trade nor did I have ebough resources to start a business.



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>does officer starting salary change if u have a degree

Yes but not by much. It's like 37k vs 40k

  

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9. "That post graduation existentialist phase is weird."
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It's good that you have an idea of what you want to do. Police jobs offer good pay and benefits and you'll be set for life. Look into the national guard as well.

  

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13. "Do you have to go through basic training to do that?"
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Cause I dont think I can do that.

  

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15. "You need to quit playing for real..."
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19. "i had clicked on the link with that guy making a home run at first "
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And was like wtf that gotta do with me?

But exactly what do you after stripping? U eventually age out and then what? After you do your lil 5 or 6 years then whats next? Pass, maybe if I was on the verge of homelessness with no other options.

  

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68. "RE: i had clicked on the link with that guy making a home run at first "
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>And was like wtf that gotta do with me?
>
>But exactly what do you after stripping? U eventually age out
>and then what? After you do your lil 5 or 6 years then whats
>next? Pass, maybe if I was on the verge of homelessness with
>no other options.

stay of the drugs, stack your paper, get knocked up by a ballplayer, then you're set.

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18. "1.5 miles in 14:46?? Cops ain't gotta be in no type of shape huh"
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Mon Jan-12-15 06:50 PM by illEskoBar221

  

          

I mean you can run the straightaways and walk the curves and make that
If you were at a track.
I can run two miles I'm 15 mins
And I drink and whatnot

Shit last time I ran was last Tuesday and I did 2 miles In like 14:forty something
You can do that
That shit is not hard

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25. "Man"
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>I mean you can run the straightaways and walk the curves and
>make that
>If you were at a track.
>I can run two miles I'm 15 mins
>And I drink and whatnot
>
>Shit last time I ran was last Tuesday and I did 2 miles In
>like 14:forty something
>You can do that
>That shit is not hard

I usually run/walk 2 miles in 17 minutes, I'm going to the gym tonight to see where im at.

  

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29. "make sure you run outside."
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treadmill running will give you false hopes.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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36. "yea them shock absorbers on the gym treadmills be having a nyg gassed up"
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Hit the block and knees screamin after 1 mile




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64. "lmao...true story."
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30. "Umm...If this is true then you would have no problem meeting the time"
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If you do 2 miles in 17 mins, that 8min 30sec per mile.
At that pace, you could do 1.5 miles in 12 mins 45secs. Actually you'd be a little faster since it's a shorter distance.

>
>I usually run/walk 2 miles in 17 minutes, I'm going to the gym
>tonight to see where im at.
>

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44. "If you can do 2 in 17, this should be no problem."
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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21. "mmmmmmmm can i b under aress???"
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dis juice

  

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27. "^^^posting with pauer."
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22. "you can do it"
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if my old @$$ (heavy smoker at that) can do it, you can do it.

I aint been doin $hit. been on vacation since the 1st; did a lotta reading, rented from redbox and reflected on my life path and where to head next.

came back to work today to 131 emails of boolshyt.

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26. "I wish I could hire someone to manage my AirBnb shit."
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28. "I'm suddenly in the mood to watch Police Academy"
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33. "Police Academy 9- Hooks' untold story"
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hannah prolly aint got the squeaky voice tho



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35. "I dont even know what that is."
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57. "haha"
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58. "LOL, I see you beat me to it"
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72. "Don't move, DIRTBAG!!!!!"
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31. "good luck"
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a lot of people would be happy to be arrested by you.

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34. "police academy huh? interesting plot twist to this story"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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38. "RE: So next Friday I have my fitness test for entrance into police acade..."
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1.5 in 14:46 is doable. You just basically have to keep a steady pace. You can do it.

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39. "am I the only 1 with visions of the chick from police academy?"
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Sweet white Jesus please let this girl get a job as a cop. I need that hilarity in my life

  

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40. "I mean, I'd love for you to arrest me, but I'm not seeing it."
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You really want to be a cop? I know a few female cops and it's slightly more insulting than working at the wiener circle in Chicago.


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And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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41. "...bewbs EVERYWHERE!"
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"The more a country produces..the richer it is...the better it should take care of it's people. - Dr. Aleida Guevara"

  

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42. "LOL @ all this 'ppl/i wanna be arrested by you' biz. "
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you want it to be one way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8RnaQwaXVA

but it's the other way:

http://www.salon.com/1999/06/14/chicago/

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2000-03-18/news/0003180082_1_police-board-latanya-haggerty-deadly-force

fuck you.

  

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45. "Yea I really don't plan on doing all that extra stuff "
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Or harassing ppl or really even making any arrests unless I just absolutely have to. But being an officer is just a back up plan incase everything else falls through

  

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47. "lol."
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sure.

fuck you.

  

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81. "well to be fair, one of them was dis juice"
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43. "The cop thing is not for you, fuck it. Good luck finding your lane."
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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48. "Honestly WORKING isnt for me"
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But it has to been done. And also I can just imagine going to the interview and them just being like nah....

  

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50. "what does that even mean? LOL"
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not tryna snark but you don't have any passions?

there's absolutely nothing you'd wanna commit your life to?

you say you went to school for biology? was that for a laugh or do you actually like science?

like I just don't get how you're just throwing ideas out there tryna see what sticks if you have a degree... maybe move to a bigger city, get a lil job, grab 3-5 roomies, and live life til you feel a fire started in you...

  

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52. "Honestly not really"
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>not tryna snark but you don't have any passions?

Traveling and nice things, that's about it.

>there's absolutely nothing you'd wanna commit your life to?
>
>you say you went to school for biology? was that for a laugh
>or do you actually like science?

I went for bio because I had high aptitude for science and was like ehhh I might be able
to get a good job with it.



>like I just don't get how you're just throwing ideas out there
>tryna see what sticks if you have a degree... maybe move to a
>bigger city, get a lil job, grab 3-5 roomies, and live life
>til you feel a fire started in you...

Because Ive applied for things in my field even if you have the credentials, it's just hard to get anywhere unless you know someone that knows someone. I've put out hella applications but have hardly gotten any bites.

  

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60. "Learn to code. How's your algebra?"
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46. "that could be a good look."
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Can you flip a copper gig into some forensics with the biology background?

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53. "this is where im at with it "
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Of course I don't wanna be a career police officer but it could potentially lead to other opportunities

  

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56. "Ah makes sense"
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Good luck
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49. "smh"
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51. "http://tigeryogiji.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/niecy.jpg"
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http://tigeryogiji.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/niecy.jpg

First person that came to mind.

  

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59. "no snark but how can you run with those thangs? "
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I know it's only 2 miles but it seems like it would be painful/inconvenient with jammers that big.

  

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74. "it can be esp if you don't give them proper support"
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here for dis.

  

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83. "a regular bra and a sports bra"
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96. "i used to do that but i got a great bra"
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enell

they make sports bras for bigger boobs and IT WORKS

expensive but so worth it
theyre also ugly as hell lol. i wouldnt wear it without something over it

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61. "better get busy running like yesterday"
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the run is the hardest part

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91. "RE: better get busy running like yesterday"
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>the run is the hardest part


Even worse is if she's running untrained in this relatively cold weather, at least I'm assuming the running portion is being done outdoors somewhere.

  

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63. "lolz "
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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65. "I am going to reminisce about this one lady cop"
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It was one of my first summers in NYC and I was walking to my dudes house on the Eastern Parkway for the West Indian Labor Day Parade. I was carrying a gang of liquor with me in a box and a white cop stopped me. He said I couldn't have open liquor out for the Parade. I said I didn't have open liquor, they were bottles with the lid on them and I was transporting them to my friends house were we were going to drink the liquor there. I had like a year of law school under my belt so I was fiesty and really getting into it with the white cop when this sister cop intervened. She said to the white cop, "look I will walk him to his friends house to make sure there he isn't out here drinking on the street".

She walked me to my friends house and we shot the shit for a bit. She was very friendly.

Fast forward some time later I was out at the club and this very cute high yella girl with freckles runs up on me and is like "oohh, I remember you from the West Indian Parade!" It was my lady cop. Turns out she quit the force to go to law school. For whatever reason I didn't get her number or anything like that and have never seen her again.

It took me some time to realized she kept my butt from getting arrested that day. I've always wanted to find her and thank her.

That's all.


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66. "Why police academy over the Military?"
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84. "I can't get into the military with my health issues"
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Also I think you have to make a 4 or 5 year commitment, lm not willing to that.

  

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67. "i would seriously watch this as police academy 8"
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forget 23 jump street

  

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69. "have you thought about going to another country to work?"
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you can teach English in Korea... or something like that.

after college, i went to London. but the fees for the program I was in went up like crazy: http://www.mountbatten.org/lon-about-us

Good luck!

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76. "greenzone jobs is paying high as fuck as I hear it"
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89. "Still gotta get a teaching certification for that "
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And since education wasnt my undergrad id have get one through a masters degree program.

  

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93. "no you don't"
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my friend took a 2 month course and now teaches english in berlin...

and i mentioned korea because they pay for you to take the course

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70. "RE: So next Friday I have my fitness test for entrance into police acade..."
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>They want a bitch to run 1.5 miles in 14:46 or better. I
>CAINT. We also have to 29 sits ups in a minute and lift 72% of
>our body weight, which for me is like 115lbs and I doubt I can
>do that either.


What kind of a lift are they asking you to do? Mainly asking out of curiosity.

  

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71. "FBI/CIA"
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they desperate as shit (especially for women/minorities)
the test is relatively easy
you seem like you can finesse the background check
better starting pay and career opportunities vs. southern police force
and you could probably leverage your degree somehow in your 2nd rotation

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79. "yeah if you can clear the background check they have a ton of jobs..."
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outside of the tv-inspired "kicking down doors chasing drug dealers and serial killers", they actually have a lot of jobs in science and technology.

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"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
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SimplyHannah
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86. "I've applied to both"
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Didnt hear anything back from the FBI and I did the CIA last week. I don't think my resume is strong enough, idk

  

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PimpTrickGangstaClik
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90. "Do you have anything on there that even suggests that you're interested?"
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I don't think the FBI and CIA are looking to hire people who just apply on a whim.
I wouldn't think most people just out of college have a resume tailored for the FBI/CIA. But you need something that shows genuine interest in that career path.


With that in mind, maybe the police thing is a good idea.

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initiationofplato
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75. "If you run every night you will be able to do it."
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The body picks up stamina and vitality very quickly. You should run today, tomorrow, and only take the night before off and you will kill it. Don't sell your body short.

  

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Goldmind
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"A Black female cop used to post here. She could offer some insight."
Tue Jan-13-15 11:16 AM by Goldmind

          

Interestingly enough, nobody on here addressed her with any sexist b.s.

I wonder if anyone is still in touch with her?

  

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Goldmind
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78. "A Black female cop used to post here. She could offer some insight."
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Interestingly enough, nobody on here addressed her with any sexist b.s. I wonder if anyone is still in touch with her?

  

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85. "whut? LOL..."
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88. "skyezzgirl or something like that"
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she was cooler than a polar bear's toenails

here for dis.

  

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legsdiamond
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94. "nah, I'm talking about the sexist b.s. he said is in this post"
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Goldmind
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102. "What you confused about?"
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cgonz00cc
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80. "...did you not train for this? lol"
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legsdiamond
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82. "practice? you talking bout practice??"
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Paps_Smear
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92. "Good luck, if you need any tips"
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I help administer some of these testings.

I'm involved in waaay too much shit lol.

Also trained multiple tac teams.

You'll have fun with it though, push yourself like crazy. The main thing is don't give up.

Sometimes if you're extremely close to the standards they look for they'll push you through as long as you improve afterwards.

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97. "What kind of lift was she referring to in the original post?"
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Paps_Smear
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101. "From what I've experienced"
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It's bench press

At least that's from what I've seen here.

Which is funny because some of the test I've done they've broken down into percentages.

Meaning if you do 100% of your body weight you'd score a 100%
If you do 85% of your body weight then you'd get an 85% in that category.

Only other lift is a dummy drag, but that normally has a set weight limit of 180lbs and you just have to drag it.

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95. "the downtalk in here is ON FLEEK as the kids say"
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vonpea.com

  

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100. "the OP didn't help her cause..."
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SimplyHannah
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103. "^ blaming the victim "
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104. "lmao"
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________________________________________
"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

  

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DaHeathenOne76
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98. "Good luck sis"
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Its still FTP but you gotta do what you gotta do.

  

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99. "Either way you're joining a GANG "
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***
when I come around, they frown
then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

  

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