Hi. I grew up in the church. As I have grown, I have strayed, but I visit.
Went back today and saw two liturgical dance numbers. Two. One group piece, one solo. The group piece was about 6 or 7 moves. Repeated. Not a foot was moved. All hands. Call it E. Honda.
The solo piece was pretty similar. I get it, people don't wanna run the risk of turnin somebody on, right? But then the offering comes and you wanna dance like David danced. And somebody gotta put a lap scarf on you and collect wigs.