Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Thu Oct-23-14 10:53 PM
"Are you gay or bi? Inappropriate bathroom questions." Thu Oct-23-14 11:14 PM by Atillah Moor
Yeah so I walk into the men's room at a grocery store around 10pm and there's a young 30ish kinda hipster black dude with just a dash of gutter punk in there just basically hanging out. I don't know what it is, but I attract what folks would call crazy people-- or at least it feels that way. So this guy with the wild eyes just launches into his rant preceded by the subject line. I'm like no I'm not either. Dude was kind of "exotic" looking in the way white folks describe black folks that don't look like what they think black folks are supposed to look like, but anyway he launches into his whole thing.
He's saying shit that is kinda just wild, but I can only assume he says all the time to folks who listen:
"You're an intelligent black dude like me I can tell" riggghhhtt.
"You're better than these white folks and they know it." (that was weird to hear from a total stranger, but ok. Also-- duh I have to be twice as good bro so of course. Just makes me even with em' at the days end though.
"Take this bike as a gift I blew out the back tire" Seriously and it was a super lightweight racing bike. I didn't take it obviously but man the whole shit was crazy. He had a bike in the stall!!
This just happened and I'm a bit turned up as I write this, but yeah-- does anyone have that "hey poor homeless person please tell me your saturation kind of face?" I seriously must have it. I'm running out of fingers and toes to count all the interactions. How I wish I could just say a word to make everything ok for these folks.
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Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 08:49 AM
6. "Not going to lie-- I thought about taking it" In response to Reply # 3
but of course it was stolen so I was like nahhh. It was really lightweight though with the brake cables running along the inside of the frame. Coravado? Or something like that. It just needed a new back tire and the handles needed re-wrapping. Ha it was just my size too.
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Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 08:59 AM
8. "Bike was in the handicapped stall just sittin'" In response to Reply # 4 Fri Oct-24-14 09:00 AM by Atillah Moor
The whole thing started almost as soon as I walked in. I step through the door and dude is just "there" right in the center of the bathroom area eyes all wild and shit. I think he opened with "can I ask you a question?" and I'm like "sure" as I head to the urinal then he hits me with the gay or bi question followed by the rest of it. I feel like I was in there for at least 20 to 30 minutes listening to this guy and trying to find a polite way out of the "conversation".
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Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 09:26 AM
12. "I know-- I'm bad at getting out those types of exchanges " In response to Reply # 10
I keep thinking it's a logical normal exchange when obviously there are no rules to be applied. Dude probably gets told to fuck off most of the time-- I don't want to be that guy who's all cold and indifferent. Anyway, you didn't want that bike-- bad juju.
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Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 11:44 AM
24. "lol man this is the first time anything like this has happened" In response to Reply # 20 Fri Oct-24-14 11:48 AM by Atillah Moor
to me. In hindsight I guess dude was maybe that way or desperate or both. Fuck if I know. Usually when it's overt come ons I can exit with ease cuz I'm not about that life, but this guy was a freight train of talking. That's why I put conversation in quotes. He just kept talking. Plus folks who are down and out still deserve respect right?
When I get approached by the mentally ill I still try at least to hear what they have to say. Just something in me doesn't want them to feel anymore cast off then they already do. I guess somehow it's one of the few ways I can help. Ha this one just got away from me a bit.
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25. "You were drunk. At midnight. In a small cramped bathroom. Glory Hole???" In response to Reply # 24
you're HELLA fuckin #sus
nobody is THAT fucking "caring" to be talking to a crazy person for longer than 45 seconds in a bathroom while you take a leak
>to me. In hindsight I guess dude was maybe that way or >desperate or both. Fuck if I know. Usually when it's overt >come ons I can exit with ease cuz I'm not about that life, but >this guy was a freight train of talking. That's why I put >conversation in quotes. He just kept talking. Plus folks who >are down and out still deserve respect right? > >When I get approached by the mentally ill I still try at least >to hear what they have to say. Just something in me doesn't >want them to feel anymore cast off then they already do. I >guess somehow it's one of the few ways I can help. Ha this one >just got away from me a bit.
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 12:06 PM
27. "lol man do you want me to be gay? " In response to Reply # 25
I didn't say I was drunk and it wasn't midnight at all. BTW Schlafly makes a great Pumpkin Ale or some shit. It's 8%.
I volunteer at a soup kitchen and help feed homeless folks regularly. So yeah man-- I care to listen. Part of me says "when is he going to ask for money or food?" sometimes I'm selfish with it-- like "wish he/she would just hurry up and ask for the money or food", but regardless that's why I listen, because maybe I can help.
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28. "After 10pm & having drinks at a bar = midnight in my book" In response to Reply # 27
>I didn't say I was drunk and it wasn't midnight at all. BTW >Schlafly makes a great Pumpkin Ale or some shit. It's 8%. > >I volunteer at a soup kitchen and help feed homeless folks >regularly. So yeah man-- I care to listen. Part of me says >"when is he going to ask for money or food?" sometimes I'm >selfish with it-- like "wish he/she would just hurry up and >ask for the money or food", but regardless that's why I >listen, because maybe I can help. > >
26. "you have to admit this looks wilde, you were leaving the bar after..." In response to Reply # 24
apparently drinking enough that to have make another restroom stop after leaving the bar, and you held a 20-30 minute convo in a restroom with a complete stranger after 10pm?
If I've been out drinking and headed home I'm not interesting in any convo's that don't lead to either food or sex. I'm guess you weren't hungry.
29. "wait..what? Atil, u were in there 20 min etc? talkin?" In response to Reply # 26
>apparently drinking enough that to have make another restroom >stop after leaving the bar, and you held a 20-30 minute convo >in a restroom with a complete stranger after 10pm? > >If I've been out drinking and headed home I'm not interesting >in any convo's that don't lead to either food or sex. I'm >guess you weren't hungry.
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 01:23 PM
30. "Not talking-- just letting this guy go on his rant" In response to Reply # 29
I get caught in this pattern where I try to find a suitable "exit time". Like "on that note good talking to you" or whatever. I know, I Know-- talking to someone with a mental illness doesn't exactly work the same way.
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31. "no offense but dont be doin that..k.i.m" In response to Reply # 30
>I get caught in this pattern where I try to find a suitable >"exit time". Like "on that note good talking to you" or >whatever. I know, I Know-- talking to someone with a mental >illness doesn't exactly work the same way.
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 01:28 PM
32. "I'm more conversational if I've been drinking." In response to Reply # 26
I'm a real hit at weddings. After a few drinks I once rolled up on a guy who looked just like Einstein and said "Loved your theory of relativity" unfortunately he only spoke french, but I digress.
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33. "that example is a 'safe' social setting though" In response to Reply # 32
>I'm a real hit at weddings. After a few drinks I once rolled >up on a guy who looked just like Einstein and said "Loved your >theory of relativity" unfortunately he only spoke french, but >I digress.
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 09:22 AM
11. "It was a bunch of crazy stuff" In response to Reply # 9
I think after I said neither he said he wasn't as well, but then told me how a dude paid him a grand to be blown by the payee. It was really mostly just crazy statements:
"I have a high IQ probably higher than yours but you're probably as smart as me"
"I have a girl that's in love with me but I'm going to sleep in an alley tonight because she won't tell her roommate to stfu about my staying with her"
"I'm adopted but my folks are rich and my dad owns xyz restaurant chain"
"I used to model for DKNY"
and so on. Dude was in a bad way.
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Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 10:04 AM
16. "You finally worked it in there " In response to Reply # 14
You don't disappoint Deej. Anyway, is it uncommon to stop somewhere and use the restroom when you head back home from the bar? Seemed pretty normal to me.
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17. "LOL the bar dont have a bathroom? or a alleyway at least?" In response to Reply # 16
>You don't disappoint Deej. Anyway, is it uncommon to stop >somewhere and use the restroom when you head back home from >the bar? Seemed pretty normal to me.
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Fri Oct-24-14 10:16 AM
18. "How'd did this become about my bathroom habits Matlock?" In response to Reply # 17
I went at the bar then walked to the train. I didn't want to have the urge to go while riding home so I stepped into the grocery store to use the bathroom. Alley's are a last resort man.
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38. "This post flashed through my head so I had to reup for NYE funnies" In response to Reply # 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I get deadzombie, double_standard, atillah moore, and Boogie stimulus mixed up. I swear they're all the same person cause the stories be on a similiar track
they girl calling them bitches they girl hollering at other dudes int hey face dudes propositioning them for blow jobs (bareback none the less!!!) in public restrooms them sitting on park benches in what just so happened to be the GAY PARK where gays go to CRUISE not just that, okp TOLD THEM it was "the gay park" and this nigga goes BACK THE NEXT FUCKING DAY!!! them letting their girl "tickle the prostate" in bed
somebody needs to do another OKP movie but make it a documedy this time docu-comedy
Atillah Moor Member since Sep 05th 2013 13825 posts
Sat Dec-27-14 07:14 PM
44. "I am honored and amused, but also wondering" In response to Reply # 38
Why you didn't show up to the park like you said you would? And you know the only time the word bitch has been said in my presence was when I had to slap the taste out your mouth for disrespecting after I bought you for that half carton of Kools.
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As a bi female and upon reading the OP, I'm about 89% certain that you were very curious.
Next time you're in a public restroom with a (probably gay) guy for 30 minutes, just make sure you use protection. No one is judging you. It's 2014, so no need to downplay the situation for what it really was: A dope fiend propositioning a very open and curious stranger... not a drunk, naive one that just so happened to have time to shoot the breeze in a grocery store restroom.
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