legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Wed Nov-15-17 03:55 PM
"what animal are you deaf-flee afraid of"
me? it's squirrels. I can take care of 1 or 2 but if those little niggas turned on us it's a wrap. I have a nightmare of thousands of them running after me.
You can outrun them, you can't out climb them. Can only shoot so many.
Can they swim?
Anytime I watch National Lampoons Vacation and that squirrel pops out I die laughing but on the inside I'm thinking "we bout to die"
little ass hands too.
and they be in my back yard flying from tree to tree and one little fucker keeps sitting on my deck railing by the bedroom window and then he just dives onto the tree trunk..
every.fucking.day.
he does that shit like he's showing off.
ain't it wed?
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Wed Nov-15-17 04:01 PM
3. "lmao.. I don't fuck with snakes either" In response to Reply # 1
I'm a spider killer tho
wife be calling me all damn day to kill small ass spiders
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Wed Nov-15-17 04:03 PM
4. "unless a shark is on land I have no fear of them" In response to Reply # 2
but one time I saw a clip of sharks in shallow water at the beach we go to outside of wilmington.
and when we go fishing on the pier sometimes the sharks are running.
I'll think I got a 10 pound bass and pullout a 6 inch baby shark. STRONG AS FUCK.
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I've thought about trying surfing a few times. But I don't go far enough out to get caught out there by a wave, shark or who knows what the fuck else. I love the ocean but it's also fucking terrifying.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Wed Nov-15-17 04:25 PM
11. "Ugh... just slimy and nasty. " In response to Reply # 10
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Wed Nov-15-17 05:30 PM
15. "Raccoons are straight disrespectful" In response to Reply # 13
No matter how we rigged our garbage can they flipped that shit over.
Big ass cement blocks and they found ways to toss that shit.
Trash everywhere.
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17. "lizards.....the lil ones that might be in the yard." In response to Reply # 0
they freak me out when they're in the house.
other shit, I just don't like. scorpions. once on vaca in a north GA cabin, there was on the wall inside. my wife crushed is with a shoe.
while we're in bed later that night, one is on the high ass ceiling. I'm 6'2, but there was no way to reach it, even with a chair and broom. worst sleep ever.
btw, I hate smashing insects. I normally pick them up with a paper towel or something and flush them.
18. "This is hilariously timely. I was talking with a coworker today and she ..." In response to Reply # 0
that she is deathly afraid of whales and dolphins. I just looked at her like she was crazy and laughed my ass off.
She does at least recognize that her fear is completely ridiculous, because she will never be around either of those things for them to ever "get her". But I still let everyone know in the work group text (which she is in, btw) that she is completely nuts. Haha. She's new, and fits right in with this team. We're all nuts.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Thu Nov-16-17 08:57 AM
23. "That’s like being afraid of penguins" In response to Reply # 18
When will you ever encounter one?
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19. "a nigga could straight rob me with a spider" In response to Reply # 0
i do nots fucks with them.
i can't fuck with them in video games. can't fuck with them on tv. can't fuck with them in pictures. can't even fuck with listening to a detailed description of them.
it sucks cause i love watching nature documentaries. always have. but they end up being like a horror movie. they show some cool as jungle landscape then out the clear blue... boom! close up of some furry fang faced fucker ruins my whole shit.
especially down here. I be scared to sit on the toilet.
I have to walk through a grassy area to get to the stair up to my apartment the guy in the first floor that always look out for me told me to be careful walking through because they found a copperhead maintenance killed but, still...
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Thu Nov-16-17 09:43 AM
25. "there was a black snake under my garbage can" In response to Reply # 22
my wife was like "did you kill it?"
me: fuck no, those things kill rodents
on the inside tho I'm thinking: aint noooo way I'm trying to chase and kill a snake that's outside. I jumped back like "ooooh whoooa, whoooa whoooa"
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Thu Nov-16-17 10:01 AM
32. "when we lived in Kenyucky deer would chill in the back yard" In response to Reply # 30
little bambi's running around, shit was cute.
One morning I was on the front porch and a deer sauntered right past me like it was a cat. Big as shit and no fear at all. I think he even gave me a head nod like "wassup"
but then one night I heard crashing and glass and all types of noises next door. Come to find out a deer got into their garage and couldn't get out so he just started jumping around and kicking shit. Looked like Jurassic Park up in that bitch when they finally opened the door. They had to put it down cause it cut itself tying to dive through a small ass window.
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35. "Spiders. Save the "but they're not animals" comments." In response to Reply # 0
Spiders are the most animalistic non-animals in the world. Fuck spiders. Creepy little fucks.
Was just saying to someone yesterday, I want to go to Australia for so many reasons but in all likelihood, I'll never step foot on that continent because you ever seen the Shih Tzu-sized spiders they have over there ?!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I was told that if there's a body of water, there's a chance there could be a gator in it. Our office park has 2 of them living in the lake next to my building.
So if I see water anywhere...even a rain puddle...I'mma walk around it real cautiously.
46. "RE: my brother lives in a cabin in colorado. says he was nose to nose" In response to Reply # 44
>with a bear a couple weeks ago. only a window separating >them. obviously my brother was inside, but FUCK. THAT.
see, that's where i just couldn't deal. plus you gotta hella seal your food or else they comin in. consequently i'm guessing your bro owns a couple rifles too. i mean, you'd almost have to.
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55. "A huge one was in my backyard last fall" In response to Reply # 50
I thought it was a cat at first, but then I was wondering why the cat's head was so big. Mofo walked slowly past me, but not wanting to be a punk I stood my ground. The raccoon looked at me, went by and sniffed a few things all casually (not wanting to be a punk either) then sauntered off under the fence.
51. "I'm intrigued on tv...but SNAKES..." In response to Reply # 0
not like house pets (small Boas and pythons). Like Copperheads..or the poisonous ilk. Rodents, too. I'll take'm out if I have to, very squeamishly, though.
It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79947 posts
Fri Nov-17-17 08:57 AM
61. "there was a life guard at our pool who would bring grasshoppers" In response to Reply # 58
and release them at random times for some weird as reason.
One landed on my nose while I was in the water. FUCKED ME UP.
I never liked those things.
and why the fuck did that white dude have a jar with grasshoppers in it at a pool that was primarily used by Black kids?
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