"You ever have a pothole shake the soul out of you??"
I hit a pothole in my Philly streets the other day, and one single tear literally came rolling down my face. My car was cool, but I had to pull over and walk it off like I just got elbowed in the mouth on a b-ball court. Make a cat not even wanna drive city streets no more.
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Fri Feb-16-18 01:33 PM
5. "I don’t miss those NE heartbreak potholes one bit. " In response to Reply # 3
I hate that moment right before you see a crater you can’t avoid.
I went over a shitty speed bump in an old parking lot and that shit made me so angry. Who the fuck makes speed bumps that elevated and short so it’s like rolling over a fucking mini wall
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
We got fucking craters. Lots of deaths and crashes caused by pot holes, especially at night time so everyone drives with their high beams on, which in turn blinds you to the potholes.
10. "I visited Kampala, Uganda once" In response to Reply # 7
Ooooo-weee! The potholes combined with the “shock-less” cars was something I will never forget. Whenever I’m about to complain DC traffic/roads, I think about Kampala and feel better..
16. "Anybody ever have a big dip or speed bump sneak up on you?" In response to Reply # 0
I remember hitting one around when I first got my license. Driving careless, maybe messing with my radio. Hit a dip in the road going about 45mph.
Noticed the dip around the time I was already in that mug. Slammed the front of my car on the way in and launched out of it like I was in the X-games. Levitated out of my seat
27. "its these railroad tracks AND dips on the east side of la" In response to Reply # 16
omg if you hit them going over 30 mph, the whole car is airborne swear i thought the whole undercarriage was gone fall the fk out however it's hilarious to watch other cars make the same mistake braking and shit questioning the meaning of life
18. "LAST NIGHT!!! Me and my babies got stranded ..." In response to Reply # 0
On a dark, convoluted road (coming from Waldorf to PG County...for those that are familiar). Had to get my SH*T together IMMEDIATELY!! Where I had to pull off the road was between two TREACHEROUS corners. Hit da Wiz..."COME GET THE KIDS...CALL AAA!" She urged me to get back in the car! I had NO intention of doing so because it would be too late with folks flying around the corner, to see us. She might've had a point with, "What...and leave your kids w/o a dad?!" In my mind, I'd do it the same way. Atleast they'd see me flailing like SH*T, and go around....was the hope. Man...but look, God is good (What up Reb'm Doc)...a good dude came along and sat with me before my wife got there to get the kids, and stayed all the way through AAA leaving (hour and 20 mins). YES, had it'd been daytime...and no babies, I would've changed it...no issues. Ain't gon' lie, I was shook!
This thread is so befitting. I'm still sorta in a way about it!
...But God!
It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops
37. "I was between 301 and 210....Acton Road turns into Gardner " In response to Reply # 34
Sheesh!! Man...between all the construction trucks and road treatments, this time of year can be treacherous. I've definitely seen'm worse. It was still "Real" in that moment.
It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops
20. "thr was one in RTP for YEARS tht you rolled up on real qwik so unless" In response to Reply # 0 Fri Feb-16-18 03:53 PM by mikediggz
u thought about it ahead of time there was no time to react. when it would rain it would fill up with water so it was camouflaged like a gator. whenever i hit that jawnt i could feel my cars anger towards me
30. "bro please, the Richmond potholes will carjack your ass" In response to Reply # 0
some of these things are over 20 years old easily and they have no mercy on anybody.
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33. "i'm back in tha d - riding up n down mound is a big, black, burly b##ch ..." In response to Reply # 0
>I hit a pothole in my Philly streets the other day, and one >single tear literally came rolling down my face. My car was >cool, but I had to pull over and walk it off like I just got >elbowed in the mouth on a b-ball court. Make a cat not even >wanna drive city streets no more.
35. "My tire blew last week because of this" In response to Reply # 0
Feels like you hit another car if the hole is bad enough, didn't see that shit at all and hit it coming off an exit. I'm on the side of a major road changing my tire after that.
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