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1) The Big Lebowski
We believe in NUSSING Lebowski!
2) Ace Ventura 1
Ventuuuuuuurrraaaaaa. Yes, Satan?
3) American Psycho
We went to a play..."Oh Africa, Brave Africa." It was....a laugh riot.
4) Hot Shots! Part Deux
Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.
5) Wayne's World 2 (NOPE!!! Better than the first)
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
6) Naked Gun 2 1/2
You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman. You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with a bunch of 20-year-olds who only want a good time and cheap sex sex sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. "More, more, more. It's your turn now to wear the handcuffs... ”
7) Don't Be a Menace
Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."
8) Dirty Work
Mitch: Dr. Farthing, what happened to your arm? Dr. Farthing: Well, it was either from sleeping on it the wrong way or bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car.
9) Waiting for Guffman
I been workin' here at the D.Q. for about, um... eight months? Seven? I don't know, somethin' like that, it's fun. Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty.
10) Not Another Teen Movie
I never thought I'd hear myseIf say this...but for once, I wish I couId meet a nice, sensitive guy...who wanted more than just sex.
That is very admirabIe.
I wish a guy wouId take me out for dinner.
I feeI the same way.
And for once..I wish a guy wouId take a dump on MY chest.
That is appalling! That reaIIy upsets me.
I can't beIieve nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest!
WiII you be that guy?
It would be an honor. And a privilege.
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