5. "I foresee a negative Star Wars/Jaws effect:" In response to Reply # 0
Snakes on a Plane will be an unforgettable classic, but from then on, every movie will try and be another Snakes on a Plane, and it will hurt the amazing period of artistry we're experiencing in post millenial blockbuster filmmaking.
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12. "Three things are sure in life" In response to Reply # 6 Wed Jan-11-06 06:26 PM by Gemini_Two_One
Taxes, Death, and The greatness that will be Snakes on a Plane. Women will faint at the sight of this film. Teenage white girls will cry. People will remember two nights in their life...the one when they lost their virginity and when they saw Snakes on a Plane.
15. "Snakes on a Plane>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Losing your virginity" In response to Reply # 12
Shit, I've already forgotten about the night I lost my virginity. It's okay, 'cause I need more space to remember each singular detail of Snakes on a Plane. I plan on have the script in its entirety tattoed to my body.
29. "I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OVER THIS SHIT... I CAN'T..." In response to Reply # 0
IT'S LIKE HOLLYWOOD FINALLY HAD THE ANEURYSM WE'VE ALL PREDICTED... SOMEONE GREEN LIT THIS... SAMUEL JACKSON AGREED... MONEY WAS EXCHANGED... SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!
MY BRAIN HAS IMPLODED AROUND THE IDEA... THIS IS IT... THE END... I CAN NEVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY AGAIN EVER... BIRTHDAYS... BAR MITZVAHS... FUNERALS... WHAT MATTERS?
34. "People of the Republic stand, place your hand over your heart..." In response to Reply # 0
I pledge Allegiance to the Script of the United Snakes on a Plane Movement and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Samuel L. Jackson , indivisible, with Snakes and Planes for all.
37. "RE: Snakes+Planes+Sam Jack....what more needs to be said? n/m" In response to Reply # 36
snakes on the plane got me goin SNAKE SHIT SON!....if this mutah fucka dont win atleast 14 oscars im gonna burn down tinsel town...snakes on a plane mutha fuckas...snakes...on...a....plane
^^^ and if I may act out this scene, assuming the other guy is the puppeteer:
"Come on puppet man! Tell me which snake did this to you! Tell me where he is! I swear, if I find that motherfucking snake I will beat that motherfucker's ass!"
53. "RE: Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, and think about this..." In response to Reply # 52
IMO, i honestly think flex is goin to be on some morgan freeman shit and get a nod for best supporting actor. WOW, keenan will bring his good burgeresque comedic timing to the screen. SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
57. "this movie, nay, this movement" In response to Reply # 0
is the best thing to ever happen to PTP
hell to cinema
but mostly PTP
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"If your life consists of NO drankin, NO drugs, NO loose booty, NO fatty foods, NO additives, NO preservatives, AND no waings.......then what the fuck you wanna live so long for, boring ass n****?" - Tay
I pledge Allegiance to the Script of the United Snakes on a Plane Movie and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Samuel L. Jackson , indivisible, with Snakes and Planes for all.
that the Giant Spaghetti Monster is really a Giant Snake Monster and it's only because our eyes are bedazzled by the Glory that is Our Creator that we mistake the snakes for spaghetti?
I pledge Allegiance to the Script of the United Snakes on a Plane Movie and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Samuel L. Jackson , indivisible, with Snakes and Planes for all.
71. "I honestly think this will make a ton of money" In response to Reply # 0
I mean there are already shirts out for Snakes on a Plane.
Everyone I know will embrace this film just like PTP, and the movie isn't even until August. The movie will be so awesomely bad that everyone will go see it to have a good time. I'm dead serious, this could be the highest grossing film of all times containing snakes, planes, OR snakes on a plane.
If you don't like that, it ain't shit you can do because it's snakes on a muthafuckin plane!
...this film better be a satire about formulaic suspense films in Hollywood.
Kenan Thompson and the White bul need to be a pair of young, disillusioned scriptwriters who decide to cash in on the waves of dramas about planes and snakes.
Somehow, their project gets picked up and they managed to snare Sam Jackson as the lead or some shit... Hilarity ensues as the worst movie ever made goes on to become a blockbuster hit and spawn 5 sequels.
I pledge Allegiance to the Script of the United Snakes on a Plane Movie and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Samuel L. Jackson , indivisible, with Snakes and Planes for all.
okaycomputer Member since Dec 02nd 2002 8090 posts
Thu Jan-12-06 10:13 PM
79. "I heard SOAP 2 & Indiana Jones 4 will be a combined effort..." In response to Reply # 0
It starts out like any other Indiana Jones movie, but it never gets past the plane flying over the red dots on the map scene...from there we zoom into the plane as Indy's worst fear comes true...THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! Two glorious hours of whips and snakes ensue.
working title:
Indiana Jones 4: Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom 2: Snakes on a Plane 2: AviOphidiophobia
okaycomputer Member since Dec 02nd 2002 8090 posts
Thu Jan-12-06 11:30 PM
81. "BREAKING NEWS (swipe)" In response to Reply # 0 Thu Jan-12-06 11:32 PM by okaycomputer
from cnn.com
Southwest Slithers Away From Declining Profit January 12, 2006 by Jassson Mambastien
Washington - In a move that stunned the Commercial Flight market Southwest Airlines announced Monday that it would immediately begin a top-to-bottom restructuring of the company. With the continuously declining profit of commercial flight, Southwest chairman Michael Connoly said "the writing was on the wall, it is time for a change and I want Southwest to be ahead of the pack."
Connoly announced his plans at a press conference earlier today: "What we plan to do is something, I think, that will revolutionize the industry. As of of February 1, 2006 Southwest Airlines will shut down all operations in preparation for our new venture. During this time every aircraft under the ownership of Southwest Airlines will be revamped for the re-launch of our company in August of 2006. Southwest will begin flights again August 18, 2006 under out new operating name: 'Snakes on a Plane: The Ride'. This opening will coincide with the release of the new Samuel L. Jackson film of the same name. We are confident that this is the best possible move for the Southwest family and we are excited for the future."
Jackson was more than enthusiastic about the project, simply stating, "There are Snakes on the Mother F****** Plane!"
Though this is a move that has stunned the industry it as being hailed as a genius move by insiders. It is already being predicted that Southwest's share of the international flight lanes, currently about 13%, will skyrocket to a never before achieved 90%, with a Snakes on a Plane: The Ride aircraft expected to be in every international airport across the globe by mid 2007.
Dude—Snakes On A Plane! READ MORE: samuel l jackson, snakes on a plane
samuel-l-jackson.jpgSamuel L. Jackson knows that he’s cashing a check and not making a Scorsese film, so why should the studio signing his check try and dress up a perfectly good snakes-on-a-plane flick with a stupid title like Pacific Air Flight 121? From Collider.com:
Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121— Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man! Beaks: Exactly. Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title. Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything! Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t. Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane? Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!
November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!
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