I think it's time we had another one of these. Pretty self explanatory I think. These joints remain classics in your heart of hearts, but they ain't showing up on any 'Best of' DVDs any time soon.

You remember 'em, you love 'em, and you're tired of feeling alone. Spread the love and post some of your favorite obscure SNL sketches. I doubt any of us will be able to out-obscure one another, but that's not really the point, is it?

I'll toss out a couple easy ones, just to get it going:

Bill Murray as The Whipmaster
Nicolas Cage as Tiny Elvis
Tim Robbins as Sweet Jimmy (He's the nicest pimp in the world!)

HA HA That was some classic shit right there!

Another one from way back in the day was the "Scotch Tape Store" All they sold was Scotch Tape lol

But it was one of those where Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri were the anchors on a Good Morning show, and the teleprompter broke. Then everyone went wild and Will kills Tracy Morgan. I can't even remember if that shit was really all that funny, but when I saw it I laughed my ass off.

This is probably an insanely popular skit and I'll look like a dumbass.

Definitely a good one, with David Alan Grier as the weatherman.

the second one is really shabby. they repeated a couple of things and left off some gems - STILL.


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when Will ends up topless with a big hand painted on his chest in blood, great, great stuff.

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does anyone remember that skit show "fridays"?

>does anyone remember that skit show "fridays"?


Ya. Michael Richards was on that. Charles Rocket, Melanie Chartoff.

Bill Murray was the guy whose cigarette he whipped right out of his mouth, I think.

That was definitely a good one.

I also like Steve Martin as "Theodoric, Barber of York", though that may well have made the Best of Steve Martin.

And I think it was Farley who had the cigar whipped out of his mouth. Well more like he had his face seriously lacerated, and the cigar just sort of crumbled to pieces.

I also wanna say it was the same episode in which Murray played The Frequent Flyer guy. That was a good one too.

curse my shoddy memory

What was the frequent flyer guy one?

its funny b/c i have been on the plane with people like that. Of course, they were not as bad as him but they were annoying.

I guess that reinforces the obscurity of it all.

But I just loved his unabashed enthusiasm, despite the fact that clearly he had spent way too much time in air travel. "And listen up, everyone - the in-flight magazine is complementary! You can take it with you! I suggest you take a look at the recipe for creme brulee on page 92..."

"classic Bill Cosby on channel 6, I recommend everybody check it out"

"RIDE THE SNAKE!!!!"

LOL!

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that's one of my favorites. That whole Jim Carry SNL was great, I also love Jimmy Stewart on the Joe Pesci show, and that was the first time they had the Night at the Roxbury guys, I remember being incapacitated by laughter the first time I saw it.

>that's one of my favorites. That whole Jim Carry SNL was
>great, I also love Jimmy Stewart on the Joe Pesci show, and
>that was the first time they had the Night at the Roxbury
>guys, I remember being incapacitated by laughter the first
>time I saw it.

I've always felt the entire Jim Carrey SNL was hilarious.


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was freaking hilarious as well. Especially when a guy comes in to do laps.

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.....I started to put that one down as an example, but I figured I'll mention the whole show.

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I think Ben Stiller was playing a politican named Randy Cointreau, don't remember Tim Meadows's name but he was the incumbent, and it became clear that the district they were campaigning for had a serious bat problem.

Also, Ben Stiller and I think maybe Chris Elliot as rival dentists who were doing dueling ads, they'd have slogans like "Dr. Potter: He Won't Feel You Up While You're Unconscious".

the ads made this huge fucking deal out of these bats...man that was hilarious.

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I forgot that part. Ah man, I'm foaming at the mouth over here!!!

doing jay's songs. in a car. together. hard knock life, yo. hard knock life.

and bleek let the goat that comes in at the end hit his blunt.

i still try to find that skit today. that shit was gold.

*IDEAS.*

Even if it cost like $40, it would be worth it to get all my obscure favorites together.

lmao @ the confidence bill murray was exhibiting throughout the sketch even tho he was dangerously incompetent. not a shred of doubt on his face

Whenever the subject of obscure SNL sketches comes up, that's pretty much my go-to.

"If you're so good, why don't you try knocking this cee-gar outta my mouth?"

It's a bit older, maybe 80s or so... All I can really remember is it was a period piece (and I can't even remember which period) and it involved a guy whose dream it was to just build mobiles, against his Father's wishes

He just didn't really cotton to all the raping and pillaging stuff. And his dad just couldn't understand that all he wanted to do was create mobiles.

that was a great one

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just thinking about tim meadows saying "dammit!" after spilling ketchup on his shirt

makes me bust out laughing.

that's the most passionate acting i've ever seen.

reading this made me laugh out loud. i know exactly what you're talking about. his face was hilarious.

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like he's ready to kill somebody..

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steve buscemi was the host and he played a carpenter who made doll-scale houses and automobiles. he kept mentioning how angry he was with his ex-girlfriend. at one point, he brings out this weird gondola/motorcycle thing and says it's for "ghost squirrels" to ride on. he also mentions beating his ex's new boyfriend to death while german techno music is playing.

at one point, he brings
>out this weird gondola/motorcycle thing and says it's for
>"ghost squirrels" to ride on. he also mentions beating his
>ex's new boyfriend to death while german techno music is
>playing.

i love when buscemi is on there. the writers just all get weird for the week. like the one skit where he's intervieweing chris kattan for a job and just kinda gets into all this personal shit, tells him he's not gonna hire him, and then gets upset when Kattan wants to leave just because he's not gonna hire him

I've heard of Pepperdine.


Yeah, that whole Buscemi episode is one of my favorites, especially him as the Mad Hatter, him on Judge Judy showing off his dance moves, and him on Goth Talk as the Janitor.

Edit: Also, he was great on Morning Latte as the world's biggest Grease fan.

That sketch or your amazing Empty Nest avy.

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I give rappers the biz for being m-izza-a-archaic.

as the dance instructor in court, classic.

1) the thong diapers
2) Mom jeans (especially for the FUPA)


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Shirtless Bible Salesmen

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Wilson Countersink Flanges

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Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84pjackpotwad.phtml

the jackie rogers jr. stuff is way, way funnier on sctv. i particularly like when rogers is sitting in a spruce tree singing al jolson's 'animal crackers' and a giant cardinal or something swoops down and rips him to shreds.

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where he's really bad at finding excuses for his wife to get off the phone

He's supposed to be a private detective who can mimic anyone's voice, but he's really, really horrible at it. I crack up anytime I think about it,

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Yeah, good one. I had completely forgotten about it until now

>He's supposed to be a private detective who can mimic
>anyone's voice, but he's really, really horrible at it. I
>crack up anytime I think about it,

The skit wasn't all that funny but when he's trying to convinve the guy on the phone he's at the Boardwalk carnival he starts doing that one circus song: BAHT-NA-NANANA-NANANA, the way he knowingly nods at Julia Sweeney like he's perfectly creating the sounds of a carnival...that makes me crack up when I think of it.

He was the most consistent host ever, just barely beating out Tom Hanks.

>The skit wasn't all that funny but when he's trying to
>convinve the guy on the phone he's at the Boardwalk carnival
>he starts doing that one circus song: BAHT-NA-NANANA-NANANA,
>the way he knowingly nods at Julia Sweeney like he's perfectly
>creating the sounds of a carnival...that makes me crack up
>when I think of it.

That shit was genius. Also, the way he says "HELLO?" when he answers the phone, in this really phony gravelly old woman voice; that has just stuck with me over the years.

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"At first truth is laughed at, then violently opposed, then finaly accepted as the truth that it is.
That describes

Do not taunt happy fun ball.

And Tales from the BBQ.

everytime i see a commercial for a prescription drug.

fuck you.

New Kids on the Block on Arsenio Hall. Jason Priestly was the host. ("I'm walkin', I'm talkin/ Macauley Caulkin/Roger Clemen's was called for Balkin'")

Joe Montana being interviewed and having frequent memory losses (a shot at his bout with concussions). Montana & Walter Payton were the hosts.

Colon Blow cereal commercial with Phil Hartman

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TALK about obscure. The one I faintly remember was The Adventures of Brian Bilbo. It was back when almost every skit was modeled like a TV show, at leats it had a title and voice over intro. This one's premise was all about a kid in junior high named Brian Bilbo and every one who talked him called him Dildo and laughed at him. THAT. WAS. IT.


> Joe Montana being interviewed and having frequent memory
>losses (a shot at his bout with concussions). Montana &
>Walter Payton were the hosts.

I think this was a skit. It was him and Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks. Phil and Jan were trying to be subtle about Joe being a 3rd wheel and get him out of the way so they could be alone but you could hear what they were really thinking. They would be polite, but the voice over would be rude. Joe would say someting vapid and meaningless, and the voiceover would echo the exact same thing. His delivery was perfect, he just looked like a big dumb galoot. And then he ends it with "Great...I'll upsatirs in my room masturbating." (looks thoughfully away and smiles as the voiceover says: "Great...I'll upsatirs in my room masturbating.")


>
> Colon Blow cereal commercial with Phil Hartman

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where he went to jail and his cellmate was Larry Bagina.

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God I wish i could find that one! so fuckin hilarious

Ferrell is playing the step son of a wealthy vineyard owner....He's trying to sell his own bootleg wine...One of his selling points was: "Sean Mandavi wine's rich history spans back almost a 1/10th of a quarter century".....Than he asks the customer to send in an empty 2 liter bottle so then he could gladly fill it up with Sean Mandavi wine........He goes on to say that the wine is made up of a rich blend of Sean Mandavi grapes, Pacific Ocean water, and other rich ingrediants....

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He was playing the guitar and kept getting mad when anyone gave him money. I remember Jeff Goldblum hosted. There was also a sketch on that show that I like but I never it see it on the reruns. Jeff Goldbum and his girlfriend (Julia Sweeney) are the at the club and she wants him to dance. He doesn't want to because he doesn't know how to dance and is nervous. He eventually goes on the floor and Chris Farley and I think Adam Sandler mock him and make him look like a jackass.

Also, Good Morning Brooklyn with Jay Mohr and Sarah Jessica Parker as the hosts. Adam Sandler plays an italian guy from Brooklyn and he tells a story about how he is driving his brand new IROC and the hot dog stand guy tells him that IROC stands for Italian Retard Out Cruising.

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haha that was a great skit hehe

Whatever this becomes,
Whatever words I say, we are the fortunate ones,
And when the days are done I won't forget.

One of my alltime favorites. snl at its most absurd. Adam McKay must have wrote this.
At one point everyone in the audience is going wild and dummies are getting tossed around like they're real people.

-The whole 1st Jerry Seinfeld episode. I'm sure legions of people know it by heart.

-The skit where Victoria Jackson and Paul Simon are giving eachother christmas gifts on the deserted island. He made her a rope bracelet. She made him a watch, car, etc..

-All the Kirstie Alley skits where Carvey, Kevin Nealon, Sandler, Farley and Schneider are serving her and start feeding her by hand, humping her and licking her face.

-Kevin Klein as the high school french teacher.
Klein: 'Je Vou Dre.. telephone`, po coutefic.' Farley: 'Jay Blue Blay. Mmmelephone`. Bloop.. Be.. Bloop'


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dirt off your shoulders remix (jay-z) allure remix (jay-z) random sample attack 2 (djw) i'll be around remix (cee-lo) frontin' remix (pharell, jay-z) random sample attack (djw) shine on me remix (pete rock & cl smooth)

where he plays a poetry teacher and everyone is reciting Van Halen and Aerosmith lyrics. Chris Farley does AC/DC shook me all night long.

where he plays an introverted office assistant, and Tim Meadows is a psychiatrist who is interviewing the office, asking them to interpret an ink-drop image.
Anyways, Hanks is this nerdy type, and he's really reluctant to tell Meadows what he thinks the image means, and after a build-up, Hanks just goes off. He does this really rambling monologue that is psychotic, but it's done in one breath and it's really impresive.
I always watch the classic SNL's at 1 a.m., trying to watch that one skit.