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"Ashlee Simpson's message board = sheer hilarity"


  

          

http://www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com/

open letter to you all.
10/25/2004 5:07:37 AM - by Ashlee Simpson.

Hello.

Please can everyone stop posting their asshat comments in new posts? The messages are intended for me to read, right? So, post them as a comment so i can read them all, and reply to as many as possible.

Right, now thats out of the way..

I know i said i'd never do it, and spoke down about lip-synching (LS), but i do not sleep very much (or haven't been doing much recently) and i have travelled a lot and done so many things, i have a lot on my mind with things that no-one else knows.. i did not feel up to it.

Imagine getting the chance to sing songs you wrote and recorded on SNL infront of millions. Then the day before, almost losing your voice or at least not being able to sing to your full ability (and before anyone says it, i can sing - so fuck you :p). I'm not going to lie and say that a big MUST for me is record sales - its the same for any band i guess - so the best option was to go with the LS and hope it went alright.

It didn't, i looked a stupid little girl but i have accepted that. Worse things happen. Instead of totally focusing on getting to me on my website, focus on who to vote as your president or something. Say something nice to someone today maybe. Realise i am holding my head high through my most embarrasing moment live on national TV, but it has passed now, i am ready to move on and make it up to myself, can't you move on?

If you want to make any comments please post them in this post and lets all just move on

It REALLY, can be, no fuck that, IS as simple as that.

See you all soon, and thanks for the support to the majority of people who are giving it.

Ash x x

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I HAVE THEM
10/25/2004 5:22:22 AM - by interwebbandit

I have Ashlee Simpson, Ryan Cabrera sex tapes

Hey sis
10/25/2004 5:21:05 AM - by Jessica Sympsun

Good job focking up stoopid, even my dumb a$$ couldn't be so retarded. As for eating you out, that's over now, get back in my shadow like the fake little kunt you are and let me be the famous one okay? Toodles

Jessica

A serious question
10/25/2004 5:20:30 AM - by jess_ausculture

Ashlee,

As an interested viewer to this whole schmozzle in Australia, I wanted to ask you one serious question - since you say in your post above you'll address some comments, I'd be interested in what you have to say.

I don't care in the slightest that pop stars lipsynch - whatever. However, if you talk in the press against lipsynching, you'd want to never, EVER be caught doing it otherwise you simply look like a fool. Of course, I'm telling you nothing you don't already know, so I won't dwell on it.

I DO want to ask though - what on earth possessed you to blame the band? And how are they reacting towards you now? Not overly well, I'd imagine.

For me, shifting the blame onto your hapless band was the lamest part of the whole drama and probably what will lose you the most fans.

Have you apologised to them?


CRYBABY!!!!
10/25/2004 5:20:29 AM - by mantleisking

You are a talentless CRYBABY.

Take your lumps about your Lip Sync thing and crawl back to where ever you came from.

The only diference between you and Milli Vinilli is that they KNEW they dint have any talent and when they got caught they fested up instead of making excuses.

Keep telling us how cool you are and keep cursing at people on messege boards.
Now thats a career move!! LOL

hah!
10/25/2004 5:20:25 AM - by Ashlee Simpson.

dsdsds: a good concert idea would be you on the stage with a microphone. paying people to say? i think so.

think about it EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU is thinking about my career, and talking about it. hell, i bet you'll talk about it with friends for a least a few days.

right.. so lets talk about YOUR career now..

point proven.

its simple.. please... stop worrying about me and start worrying about yourself and why you feel you have to dig on me - who is basically just a girl who is a singer.

Re: Re: Open Letter to you All.
10/25/2004 5:20:12 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE.. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER - YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES' ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON'S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU'LL GROW AN ADAM'S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.

show your boobs
10/25/2004 5:20:08 AM - by interwebbandit

and youll be forgiven for this.

Don't listen to them, Ashlee
10/25/2004 5:19:52 AM - by AmberCatherine

I've been hearing so much about this and I just wanted to say my peice.

I'm not a "hardcore" fan. I actually just joined this "community" so I could post this comment. I do, however, LOVE your songs. They're original and fun - something that most sings lack nowadays.

Personally, I don't think that what happened is a big deal. I think that, yeah, it was unfortunate. But worse things could have happened. I also know that you're being shipped from one place to another for appearances and I can't immagine how tiring that can be.

These negative commenters are just being jealous, hateful, and downright fucking immature. They say you want them to blow you?

Tell them to go blow themselves.

Ashlee, I'm 100% behind you. It takes a strong woman to keep her head high through something like this. There should be more women as strong as you.

Brad Pitt could publicly shave Jen's legs tomorrow and everyone will then forget about the SNL thing. No worries. Just keep making music. I'm still listening.

- Amber

If you are wondering where all these ass holes are coming fr
10/25/2004 5:18:32 AM - by BlameMusicIndustry

http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=general_any_topic&message.id=307395


They are coming from there.

I did not see your SNL performance. LS does suck, but I guess everyone does it sooner or later. If you are really depressed, this is not a good place to make yourself feel better, imho.
good luck

lol
10/25/2004 5:18:14 AM - by interwebbandit

I LOVE YOU ASH

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

I really loved your dance..
fox news were so MEAN

didnt they know you were a bush supporter?

Re:Re:Re:
10/25/2004 5:18:01 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE OVER 23 DISTINCT SPECIES OF RAINFOREST LIFE SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL IN THAT GAPING GUNT OF YOURS? THAT TINGLING IS A YEAST INFECTION SO SEVERE YOU COULD BAKE BREAD. I GUARANTEE IT.

Wow
10/25/2004 5:16:28 AM - by dsdsds

It's sooooo cool for you to retaliate to all these comments, now instead of a few people pissing themselves laughing at each others comments, we can wait till you say something, and then piss ourselves laughing at that. Keep up the good work.

A good concert idea would be to charge money for people to see a giant screen with a prerecorded version of you singing while a live band backs up the screen. You wouldn't even have to be there! You could get some precious rest! AND rake in the cash!

wtf?
10/25/2004 5:16:23 AM - by kronchev

you can't say "asshat." thats what normal people on the internet say, not puppets. say it again and ill jack off to you in teen people. oh wait, thats all youre used for anyway.

asdf
10/25/2004 5:16:10 AM - by MilliVanilli666

Instead of debating with a bunch of immature kids here, come talk to the mature internet gods at Genmay.net -- We understand your situation and are willing to discuss it wholeheartedly.

Re:Open letter to you all.
10/25/2004 5:15:35 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER


HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU CAN REMENISS ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WHILE I WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR CERVIX. I'LL JUST HOLD ON TO YOUR TITS THEN - YOU'LL COME SO HARD YOUR EYE PATCH WILL FLIP. I GUARANTEE IT.

I have them
10/25/2004 5:14:35 AM - by interwebbandit

Ashlee Simpson, Ryan Cabrera sex tapes!



lipsinc
10/25/2004 5:14:15 AM - by klifferd

your in a pop group... you need to be perfect...

its not like a indie rock band or something like the new emo/scremo crazes where mistakes and off key notes are not only allowed they are expected and praised...

pop music needs to be perfect... madonna one an award for her live show, and she has been lip syncing for years... your fans who don't realize lip syncing is used are dumb

ashley
10/25/2004 5:13:21 AM - by interwebbandit

you will never be alanis, or whatever you were trying to emulate

give it up

you'll always be stuck in the shadows

Re:
10/25/2004 5:13:09 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER


HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO FLIP YOU SIDEWAYS ON TOP OF AN UPRIGHT PIANO, GRAB YOU BY THE PONY TAILS, AND FUCK YOU DEEP WHILE YOU RECITE THE POEM O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN. YOU'LL COME SO HARD I'LL NEED AN UMBRELLA. I GUARANTEE IT.

In front of the WHOLE world too!
10/25/2004 5:12:45 AM - by CraxyInside3

OUCH...

A DOUBLE OUCH...

OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!

I'm glad I'm not you right now..
if I was you all I'd want to do would be to Climb under a rock and DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Haha
Oct 25th 2004
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i was like, WTF is she getting her Irish on or what?
Oct 25th 2004
2
What the fuck does that mean?
Oct 25th 2004
10
      you know what it means.
Oct 25th 2004
12
           Honestly I don't
Oct 25th 2004
14
                did you watch it?
Oct 25th 2004
15
you mean that?
Oct 25th 2004
5
jigga
Oct 25th 2004
3
damn, i wanted to be the first with that avatar!
Oct 25th 2004
4
Why did she do that dance?
Oct 25th 2004
8
      Look and Laugh (c) Fela
Oct 25th 2004
9
i love the way they talk about 'LS' like it's a disease
Oct 25th 2004
6
everybody gets it sooner or later. n/m
Oct 25th 2004
7
it's serious.
Oct 25th 2004
13
LS killed Great Singers
Oct 25th 2004
34
it is a disease.....
Oct 31st 2004
96
lmfao @ george zimmer
Oct 25th 2004
11
RE: lmfao @ george zimmer
Oct 25th 2004
36
this made my entire month!!!!
Oct 25th 2004
16
RE: Ashlee Simpson's message board = sheer hilarity
Oct 25th 2004
17
SOMEBODY BETTER TAPE TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE!!!!!
Oct 25th 2004
18
oh my fucking GOODNESS!!!!
Oct 25th 2004
19
best alias ever.
Oct 25th 2004
20
I cried...
Oct 25th 2004
24
      of the men's wearhouse
Oct 25th 2004
28
           RE: of the men's wearhouse
Oct 25th 2004
45
           RE: of the men's wearhouse
Oct 25th 2004
49
           of course i get the joke!
Oct 26th 2004
63
           where else would he be from?
Oct 25th 2004
54
                i know what the fuck the mens wearhouse is!
Oct 26th 2004
64
No, but on a SERIOUS note
Oct 25th 2004
21
I wouldn't go THAT far
Oct 25th 2004
48
RE: these kids are off the hook!
Oct 25th 2004
22
GEORGE ZIMMER!!
Oct 25th 2004
23
CLASSIC
Oct 25th 2004
26
Hilarious LMAO!
Oct 26th 2004
71
Fuck you doing
Oct 25th 2004
25
just lookin
Oct 25th 2004
27
      you ARE George Zimmer, admit it.
Oct 25th 2004
30
u had me dying over here
Oct 25th 2004
29
but who says ASSHAT?
Oct 25th 2004
31
It's a fark thing, as far as I know.
Oct 25th 2004
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      Actually its a somethingawful thing
Oct 25th 2004
44
George Zimmer - Best alias ever.
Oct 25th 2004
32
LOL!!
Oct 25th 2004
33
      Totally off topic but
Oct 25th 2004
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           HELL yeah man...
Oct 26th 2004
65
Despite the Dance,
Oct 25th 2004
35
*shakes hand*
Oct 25th 2004
37
I'll bet you looked good laughing
Oct 25th 2004
39
OH MY FUCKING LORD
Oct 25th 2004
38
      The only thing I'll guarantee
Oct 25th 2004
40
           I'll stomp your face til my foot's covered in brains
Oct 25th 2004
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           The minute you lift your foot
Oct 25th 2004
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                stop, fucking stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 25th 2004
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                That entire post
Oct 26th 2004
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                You win, since I am now dead
Oct 25th 2004
51
                Oh No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 26th 2004
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                If you read only ONE reply today...#46 MUST BE IT!!!
Oct 26th 2004
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           LOL
Oct 25th 2004
43
George Zimmer..."I gaurantee it"
Oct 25th 2004
52
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Oct 25th 2004
53
If she hadn't done the dance of shame.........
Oct 25th 2004
55
damn....y'all love me
Oct 25th 2004
56
?uest, this better not mean
Oct 26th 2004
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      if it does, that shit is straight funny.
Oct 26th 2004
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      the familiarity
Oct 26th 2004
80
      what does it mean?
Oct 26th 2004
81
           ain't riding nothing but a bus
Oct 26th 2004
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i prefer jessica
Oct 26th 2004
58
presumably this zimmer fellow will now be dead horse'd.
Oct 26th 2004
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I won't be Dead Horse'd
Oct 26th 2004
70
      Donkey Punching...NICE!
Oct 26th 2004
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      christ.
Oct 26th 2004
83
michael jackson-
Oct 26th 2004
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RE: michael jackson-
Oct 26th 2004
62
did u just compare the legendary mj to ashlee f-in simp
Oct 26th 2004
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RE: did u just compare the legendary mj to ashlee f-in
Oct 26th 2004
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for the sake of discussion-
Oct 27th 2004
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RE: michael jackson-
Oct 26th 2004
68
Memo to George Zimmer
Oct 26th 2004
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Thank you for correcting me
Oct 26th 2004
74
      WTF?? the guy from the mens warehouse commercial?
Oct 26th 2004
75
RE: Ashlee Simpson's message board = sheer hilarity
Oct 26th 2004
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i'm afraid to click that shit...
Oct 26th 2004
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RFLMBAO!!!!!!GEORGIE!!!!!!!ARCHIVE!!!!!!
Oct 27th 2004
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i'[ve never laughed so hard @ a internet poster in my l
Oct 27th 2004
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wholehearted cosign.
Oct 27th 2004
87
Illest thing about this is...
Oct 27th 2004
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i thought so too!
Oct 27th 2004
89
OKP George Zimmer is not on the same level
Oct 27th 2004
90
true, he needs to tighten up his game
Oct 27th 2004
92
any new posts on Ashlee's site?
Oct 27th 2004
91
is it wrong to feel bad for ashlee simpson?
Oct 27th 2004
93
Did anyone watch
Oct 29th 2004
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!!! Good lord...
Oct 31st 2004
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Up for the comedy.
Oct 31st 2004
97
read above
Oct 31st 2004
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one more push before archivation
Nov 01st 2004
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"Boston is the best city ever," Ramirez says. "The fans are great. They love me. Oh my God. You go out to eat, they don't let you pay for nothing. You win it there and people will go nuts. I'm going to party for a month."


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it's not sickle cell because it effects er' body...but its still and ugly disease that needs to be stamped out....


Vote for stem cell research so maybe it can help artists get on stage with a fukkin band and sing live...lol.

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36. "RE: lmfao @ george zimmer"
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No kidding, that guy is a psycho...LOL!



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17. "RE: Ashlee Simpson's message board = sheer hilarity"
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Damn, I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time..

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betelgeuse
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18. "SOMEBODY BETTER TAPE TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE!!!!!"
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she'll be at the radio music awards in vegas.

it'll be broadcasted live on nbc.

-youre darn tootin

-okayplayer since 2000

  

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19. "oh my fucking GOODNESS!!!!"
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george zimmer is off the fucking meter! & HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE OVER 23 DISTINCT SPECIES OF RAINFOREST LIFE SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL IN THAT GAPING GUNT OF YOURS? THAT TINGLING IS A YEAST INFECTION SO SEVERE YOU COULD BAKE BREAD. I GUARANTEE IT."

SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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20. "best alias ever."
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I GUARANTEE IT.

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24. "I cried..."
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George_Zimmer


wow

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28. "of the men's wearhouse"
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of ALL places

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moveNshake
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45. "RE: of the men's wearhouse"
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do you get the joke?

  

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49. "RE: of the men's wearhouse"
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I don't. Can u 'splain please? (C) Desi Arnaz


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"I smoked grass once, but I don't need that. Before the accident, I drank wine and beer, but now I only have a beer once in awhile. I eat a lot of cookies! (Laughs) Really! A lot of cookies."
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63. "of course i get the joke!"
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jd215
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54. "where else would he be from?"
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they must not have men'z warehouses in yr area

  

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64. "i know what the fuck the mens wearhouse is!"
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jesuschrist!

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21. "No, but on a SERIOUS note"
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i NEVER liked ashlee, i'm a jessica person.....as hard as that was to become, she's an endearing character....ashlee? a poor man's poor man's jessica & i don't mean that in no nice way (c) me via kanye......at least jessica can REALLY sing, which is her saving grace with me...yes sometimes it can be a little viva las vegas, but she's always been a singer....ashlee?....please, she's about as interesting as an 8th grade frog dissection

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48. "I wouldn't go THAT far"
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She's a better singer than her sister, for sure but still nothing to sneeze at...



<<<<The Avi? Morris E. Day! SQUAWK!!!

" Another person I admire would have to be Sting. The music he's made over the years--I don't really listen to it. But he's making it and I respect that." -Hansel
(so hot right now)


"I smoked grass once, but I don't need that. Before the accident, I drank wine and beer, but now I only have a beer once in awhile. I eat a lot of cookies! (Laughs) Really! A lot of cookies."
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22. "RE: these kids are off the hook!"
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LMAO!!

  

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23. "GEORGE ZIMMER!!"
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LMAO

Whatever this becomes,
Whatever words I say, we are the fortunate ones,
And when the days are done I won't forget.

  

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26. "CLASSIC"
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____________________

"Fuck a button-up and I'm never shuttin up!!!!" -- Jimmy

"I'm back like cooked crack and I gotta good gat!!!!" -- Juelz

"And fuck Nick Cannon... I got cannons nigg" -- J.R. Writer

"And fuck the pop charts... I pop up like a Pop Tart, pop parts, pop legs, pop hearts" -- Killa



  

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71. "Hilarious LMAO!"
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"Why is Bush actin' like he tryin' to get Osama? Why we ain't impeach him and elect Obama? -- Common, Why Remix

Badgers Football in '04!

"Relaxed like Dru Down's hair" --Common

"Who the f**k said that? That is some one of those ridiculous things...shit is thicker than blood…you can take all those stupid things and stick them up your ass! Life is about the love of God." --Rick James (R.I.P.)

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

In the IPOD:
1. The Foreign Exchange - Connected
2. Little Brother - Chitlin' Circuit Mixtape
3. Nicolay - City Lights Vol. 1
4. Iomos Marad - Deep Rooted
5. Immortal Technique Vol. 2
6. Masta Ace - A Long Hot Summer
7. Talib Kweli - The Beautiful Struggle
8. Jean Grae - This Week
9. Stevie Wonder - Innervisions
10. Little Brother - The Listening
11. One Man Army - Project Fetus
12. UGK - Ridin' Dirty
13. 9th Wonder - God's Stepson
14. The Roots - The Tipping Point
15. Longshot - Sacrifice
16. De La Soul - The Grind Date

  

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25. "Fuck you doing"
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on that board????

Peace

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Peace

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27. "just lookin"
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30. "you ARE George Zimmer, admit it."
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you funny duke.

...detroit...what...

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29. "u had me dying over here"
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Men's Warehouse dude -- hahaha!!! I can just picture bearded dude from the commercial as some teen-stalking perv.

Ashlee's so punk!

  

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31. "but who says ASSHAT?"
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i mean, come on...

"what happened?"

  

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41. "It's a fark thing, as far as I know."
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See www.fark.com

I don't know whether fark started it, but it's the first place I saw it used regularly.

  

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44. "Actually its a somethingawful thing"
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In one of their earlier fake web posting things: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_K

  

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32. "George Zimmer - Best alias ever."
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EVER.

I GUARANTEE IT.

  

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33. "LOL!!"
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THIS IS HITSVILLE U.S.A. - MOTOR CITY, MICHIGAN....motownnnnnnnnnnn....

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47. "Totally off topic but"
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Your avi just brought back fond memories for me. I had a chance to visit the Hitsville museum during a stop in Detroit a couple years ago.

I got chills being in the same studio where Stevie and so many other legends made history...


<<<<The Avi? Morris E. Day! SQUAWK!!!

" Another person I admire would have to be Sting. The music he's made over the years--I don't really listen to it. But he's making it and I respect that." -Hansel
(so hot right now)


"I smoked grass once, but I don't need that. Before the accident, I drank wine and beer, but now I only have a beer once in awhile. I eat a lot of cookies! (Laughs) Really! A lot of cookies."
(Stevie Wonder)



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MISTA MONOTONE
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65. "HELL yeah man..."
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Nothin' like it. I've been twice...I lost my breath the first time I stepped in Studio A. I encourage EVERYONE who ever comes here to make the journey. What they accomplished there is incredible.

THIS IS HITSVILLE U.S.A. - MOTOR CITY, MICHIGAN....motownnnnnnnnnnn....

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George Zimmer
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35. "Despite the Dance,"
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Mon Oct-25-04 10:32 AM

  

          

Ashlee still looked good. I guarantee it.

You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it

  

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37. "*shakes hand*"
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You are the man my friend, I have not laughed that hard in forever




"No dissrespect bruh........but don't overthink the music...
That last statement you made was concise, but this is HIP-HOP...

This is what we do:
Spray paint on walls
Scratch records
Chopp samples
Emcee"
-9th Wonder

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39. "I'll bet you looked good laughing"
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in fact, I guarantee it. But no one looks quite as good as Ashlee with a pearl necklace. I guarantee it.

You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it

  

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38. "OH MY FUCKING LORD"
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I just spit out my lunch with laughter. My laptop is ruined. You owe me at least a grand, George Zimmer. Guarantee me THAT.

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George Zimmer
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40. "The only thing I'll guarantee"
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is that after I get done with your mother, she'll be quivering more than an epileptic at the Northern Lights. I guarantee it.

You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it

  

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42. "I'll stomp your face til my foot's covered in brains"
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And I'll laugh at your death. I guarantee it.

2.1 Seconds to Madness: Your College Basketball Podcast. http://bit.ly/MLhM7n

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George Zimmer
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46. "The minute you lift your foot"
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I'll have a horde of my metrosexual staff hold you down as I penetrate your glistening sphincter while singing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. The experience will be life-changing, and you'll become a Eunuch Priest in Djibouti. I guarantee it.

You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it

  

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50. "stop, fucking stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i'm dying!

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George Zimmer
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69. "That entire post"
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reminds me of what Ashlee said the first time I dipped my shlong into her now gaping vulva. I believe I was playing a flamenco version of "Don't Cry for me Argentina" on the guitar at the time. Unfortunately, I had to dispose of that guitar, as Ashlee's orgasm was so explosive that her secret juices melted right through the neck and strings of the guitar. Ashlee's never felt such hulking manhood as mine. I guarantee it.

You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it

  

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Frank Longo
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51. "You win, since I am now dead"
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2.1 Seconds to Madness: Your College Basketball Podcast. http://bit.ly/MLhM7n

http://twitter.com/RussellHFilm
http://twitter.com/Seconds2Madness

  

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77. "Oh No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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>I'll have a horde of my metrosexual staff hold you down as I
>penetrate your glistening sphincter while singing
>In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. The experience will be life-changing,
>and you'll become a Eunuch Priest in Djibouti. I guarantee
>it.

ROTFL !!!!!!!!!!!!

Silk.
Later

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"i'm talking about *Balls Deep*....In Love (c)Cleveland Jr.

He was cultivating a fine nigga farm (c)Goldmind.

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78. "If you read only ONE reply today...#46 MUST BE IT!!!"
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_____________________________________________
DOWNLOAD THE HELLO EP Spit by yours truly!
http://www.zshare.net/download/80520753aae60df7/
Just a PSA

  

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43. "LOL"
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52. "George Zimmer..."I gaurantee it""
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This has got to be the new "I'm Rick James Bitch"

definitely sig worthy

"DO what you can with what you have, In the time you have, In the place you are, Do all you can"

  

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53. "hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"
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this is the funniest isht EVER!

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"" (c)

Brighter Days are ------> http://www.bthesite.com/archives/2008/08/a-purpose-driven-mc-baltimores-ogun/

  

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55. "If she hadn't done the dance of shame........."
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she wouldn't be getting such a backlash. People would have just thought it was a technical hiccup. They would have started over like a live band does and moved on. But doing the Flatley thing just gave the media more to play with.

Poor Ashley.lol!


  

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56. "damn....y'all love me"
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i mean really really love me.

cause no matter how i done fucked up round here.

shit aint never got that bad.

the zimmer cat is GANGSTA!

muahahahahahahahahah.

on the real....this further makes jessica a real winner to me. cause at the end of the day? i see jessica as a republican and ash as a "packaged" democrat. both have the same actions...but at the end of the day....at least jess is letting you know that she aint the sharpest tool in the shed. ash came at us like she is all "real" and shit.---when at the end of the day...she is MORE dumber than jess "pretends" to be.

check the resume

organix-93
(from the ground up)-94
do you want more?!!???!-95
illadelph halflife-96
things fall apart-99
(the legendary)-99
the roots come alive-99
phrenology-2002
the tipping point-2004
(the roots present...) 2004
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57. "?uest, this better not mean"
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what I think it means. . .

please don't let it mean that.

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60. "if it does, that shit is straight funny."
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my teams 5-2, 6-0

they call me big L'lay http://profile.myspace.com/users/5578401

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80. "the familiarity"
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that was no ny times " ms. simpson"

  

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81. "what does it mean?"
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i mean
wow....sometimes cats ride me h--pause--hard.

but man....

i'll take a phren sucks post anyday compared to this shit.

check the resume

organix-93
(from the ground up)-94
do you want more?!!???!-95
illadelph halflife-96
things fall apart-99
(the legendary)-99
the roots come alive-99
phrenology-2002
the tipping point-2004
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homegrown: the beginne

  

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82. "ain't riding nothing but a bus"
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but man, picking the idiot over the packaged guy just 'cause you know what you're getting up front? Sorry man, then we got to argue (c) Baraka.

Nothing personal. But with the possibility to remove the idiot in a week, I'm taking no metaphors for granted.

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58. "i prefer jessica"
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but i don't care much for either. at least ashlee admits it. maybe she didn't have much choice, but that post of hers was straight up. she will probably always look like a fool now, but i thought the posts that followed her apology were pretty fucked up. then again, maybe she should not have baited people to post negatively.

"You would think that by 1980 there would've been a lot of songs about head, but apparently there weren't. I can see why there haven't been any since (other than rap songs of course, of which there've been plenty). How was anybody really going to improve on this? I definitely need to have this song playing the next time I get my knob shined. In fact, where's my wallet? Shit, I'm broke." --->> Byron Crawford on "Head".


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59. "presumably this zimmer fellow will now be dead horse'd."
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|Fliteweight|

|Fliteweight|
|so near, so far|

  

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70. "I won't be Dead Horse'd"
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but I will be Donkey Punching the mothers of anyone who opposes me. I guarantee it.

You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it

  

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73. "Donkey Punching...NICE!"
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Peace,

"I'm The Music Maaaannnn" - Masta Ace



Peace,

"I'm The Music Maaaannnn" - Masta Ace


  

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83. "christ."
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|Fliteweight|

|Fliteweight|
|so near, so far|

  

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61. "michael jackson-"
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has been lipsynching nonstop since the mid-90's.

strange nobody ever fell over that.

on the other hand, he didn't fuck up like this.

(he's still a terrible lipsyncher though.)

-youre darn tootin

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62. "RE: michael jackson-"
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i don't call mj denouncing lip synching. we all know that he could perform his ass off whether he lip synched or not. personally i don't care to see a live show w/ lip synching. but some cats are just batty over being near the artist and watching them dance and shit. i could care less about theatrics if its at the expense of the vocal performance.

"You would think that by 1980 there would've been a lot of songs about head, but apparently there weren't. I can see why there haven't been any since (other than rap songs of course, of which there've been plenty). How was anybody really going to improve on this? I definitely need to have this song playing the next time I get my knob shined. In fact, where's my wallet? Shit, I'm broke." --->> Byron Crawford on "Head".


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66. "did u just compare the legendary mj to ashlee f-in simp"
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67. "RE: did u just compare the legendary mj to ashlee f-in"
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haha. well put.

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84. "for the sake of discussion-"
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i compared two people in the music bizz that lip synch.

1. an artist formerly know as the king of pop;

2. a pop act gone famous cause of an "incident".

both lipsynch, but the relatively unknown act catches all the
flack. mike gets away with it. i never quite understood that.

you people forgive him because he's given you so much already?
that's kind of absurd. a pretty weak statement if you ask me.

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68. "RE: michael jackson-"
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Michael Jackson danced at most of his shows. That shit kills your breath control. He put on a show. I ain't paying no money if you gonna walk back and forth and lip sync. If you ain't dancing you better be singing, blackie.

  

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72. "Memo to George Zimmer"
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It's "You're gonna like the way you look...I guarantee it"

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74. "Thank you for correcting me"
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I was caught up in my fond reminiscence of Ashlee Simpson's now disease-ridden velvet canal.

I will reward you with many riches, and shower you in gold and pearls. I guarantee it.

You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it

  

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75. "WTF?? the guy from the mens warehouse commercial?"
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.

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76. "RE: Ashlee Simpson's message board = sheer hilarity"
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lol... oh shit... zimmmer.

hahahhaahaha

  

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79. "i'm afraid to click that shit..."
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shit seems like a pedophile hangout...
yck...
_____________________________

jetblack y'all...

okayplayer = music/movie/multimedia snob, period....

my 2004 Top Ten...fuck theirs..
1. Madvillian - Madvilliany
2. De La Soul - Grind Date
3. Mos Def - The New Danger
4. The Roots - The Tipping Point
5. Kanye West - The College Dropout
6. Murs and 9th Wonder - Murs 3:16
7. K-os - Joyful Rebellion
8. Rapheal Saadiq - Ray Ray
9. Talib Kweli - Beautiful Struggle
10. Prince Po - The Slickness

RED....
http://www.geocities.com/jtblq/
METAL FACE DOOM - MM FOOD - November 16, 2004...
http://www.hiphopsite.com/search/?ITEM=55E2D805-D216-4A77-9E88-759199AB968F

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85. "RFLMBAO!!!!!!GEORGIE!!!!!!!ARCHIVE!!!!!!"
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This was funny to:

"I LOVE YOU ASH

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

I really loved your dance..
fox news were so MEAN

didnt they know you were a bush supporter?"

LMAO!!!


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86. "i'[ve never laughed so hard @ a internet poster in my l"
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george zimmer has made my day/night/week/month/millenium

the relentless pursuit of perfection


the cards better beat the red sox.

does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg

  

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87. "wholehearted cosign."
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As if the link wasn't funny enough...Zimmer is KILLING this thread. This needs to be archived.

THIS IS HITSVILLE U.S.A. - MOTOR CITY, MICHIGAN....motownnnnnnnnnnn....

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88. "Illest thing about this is..."
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I thought Men's Warehouse was a local chain. I guess not!!

THIS IS HITSVILLE U.S.A. - MOTOR CITY, MICHIGAN....motownnnnnnnnnnn....

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89. "i thought so too!"
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90. "OKP George Zimmer is not on the same level"
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Good alias, but the one in the Ashlee Simpson board is on a whole other plane of alias existence...coming with the all caps, excessive graphic imagery of Ashlee, and introducing himself as the Founder and CEO of the men's warehouse everytime...genius.

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92. "true, he needs to tighten up his game"
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and lean on that caps lock key... it makes all the difference in tone

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91. "any new posts on Ashlee's site?"
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I need a good laugh.

  

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93. "is it wrong to feel bad for ashlee simpson?"
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i think shes just too young to be famous. this attention has to be totally messing with their minds

gotta love that dance though

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94. "Did anyone watch"
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her ATTEMPT to sing on her reality show? Then you already knew she can't sing. That jig was pure comedy.

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95. "!!! Good lord..."
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"HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE.. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER - YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES' ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON'S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU'LL GROW AN ADAM'S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT."

The bul is wilin'...

  

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97. "Up for the comedy."
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LOL@ George Zimmer...

Wasn't too late to edit....and yeah, the OKP isn't as funny as Ashlee Simpson's version.

...with who? THA DOODOOMAN!!!
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kill all whites today & we'll still be f'd up. we fight over BS political ideas & ethnic allegiances but scared to defend resources of our own land. the only savior is self--thegodcam

  

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98. "read above"
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it's already been done days ago

  

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99. "one more push before archivation"
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