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Oak27
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"10 reasons why RECOVERY is a contender for GOAT album lyrically"


  

          

I don't understand all the Recovery bashing that goes on as if to say Eminem has fallen off, when, in reality, this album is lyrically not only the best album he's put out but probably one of the best in hip hop, period. My only guess is that most of these lyrics just went over your head, so with that being the case, I decided to grab some lyrics from the album and break them down so you simpletons could actually understand and hopefully appreciate them.

#1
"I'm standin’ on my Monopoly board. That means I'm on top of my game" -No Love
Lyrical breakdown: Monopoly is a classic board game published by Parker Brothers. By saying he is standing on his Monopoly board he is essentially claiming to be on the top of a game, his game specifically. Being on top of one's game would imply they are at their highest level of said game. Eminem is saying he is rapping the best he's ever rapped before.

#2
"I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up / Cause I'm raising the bar" -Not Afraid
Lyrical breakdown: For those not old enough to understand, a club or a corner pub is an establishment that serves alcoholic beverages. The main area in a club or a pub is the area where you will be able to obtain these alcoholic delights. We call these areas "the bar" which Eminem hints at by describing it as the liquor counter. That being said, by lifting the liquor counter he is "raising the bar" or, in other words, setting a higher standard.

#3a
"Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around" - Cold Wind Blows
Lyrical breakdown: Metaphors, similes, etc in hip hop are typically used in more than one instance, especially the great ones. So what does that say about two "circle/a 'round'" lines being used not only by the same artist, but on the same ALBUM? Well, they are just that good. First, Marshall explains that though he is sticking his penis in a circle he is not fucking around. If one were to stick his dick in a circle they would be technically "fucking" a circle. A circle as a shape, more specifically a "round shape. Therefore by sticking one's dick in a circle they would be fucking a "round". Em is claiming to be very serious by saying he's not fucking around, and clearly one is very serious if they are sticking their penis in shapes.

#3b
"Cause I ain't playing around / There's a game called circle and I don't know how" -Not Afraid
Lyrical breakdown: This lyric combines the cleverness of the lyric in #3a as well as the lyric in #1. Once again, Eminem is not playing around, and to explain this further he claims to not know how to play a game called "circle". If one does not know how to play a game called circle, they would not be playing it, thus, they would not be playing a 'round', or, around

#4
"Listen garden tool, don't make me introduce you to my power tool, you know the fuckin’ drill" -Won't Back Down
Lyrical breakdown: When you are introduced to someone in life you now, to a limited degree, know them. When Eminem introduces his garden tool to his power drill, the garden tool would now know his power tool. The power tool in the blossoming relationship described is a power drill, therefore, the garden tool knows the "fuckin" drill. An expression exists in which knowing the "fuckin" drill would be to know the rules, what to do, etc.

#5
"My filet is smokin’ weed, yeah faggot the stakes are high" -Cinderella Man
Lyrical breakdown: A filet is a type of steak. In the event of a filet smoking weed, depending on that slab of meat's tolerance, the filet would more than likely become "high" off of the drug. This would result in the steak being high. When the "stakes" are high, a lot of risk and reward is involved. There is a definite risk in eating a steak that has been smoking marijuana. Again, extending this lyric even beyond what someone smart enough to understand the lyric would even think of.

#6
"I'm an uncooked slab of beef layin’ on your kitchen floor / Other words I'm off the meat rack" -Won't Back Down
Lyrical breakdown: Another meat reference that probably went over your heads. Beef is usually stored on what butchers would call a "meat rack". If a piece of beef is laying on the floor it would be off of the meat rack. Marshall is comparing himself to a piece of beef on the floor as he too is off the meat rack, or, in other words, crazy.

#7
"I shoot the gift like I'm hollerin’ 'Die Santa'" -W.T.P.
Lyrical breakdown: Santa Claus is a mythical character who brings children presents, of "gifts", every year for Christmas. If one were to shoot the gift they could very well be aiming for said gift giver, resulting in a fatality. If Em were to be shooting at gifts or the giver of gifts he would be likely to scream out "Die Santa" in the process to ensure he gets his point across. Marshall is "shooting the gift" when he is demonstrating his unique level of rhyming, a level displayed in this lyric itself. A metaphor within a metaphor? Where is Leo when you need him?

#8
"Like a 'fuck you' for Christmas, his gift is a curse" -Not Afraid
Lyrical breakdown: Another reference to Christmas. This time, however, Santa is safe. As said earlier, on Christmas kids, and all people in general, receive gifts. ‘Fuck’ is a curse word, therefore if you were to get a ‘fuck you’ for Christmas, your gift would be a curse. It doesn’t stop there, however. Marshall is explain that his gift, which in this case is his ability to rap, is a curse. His rap career catapulted him to stardom and resulted in a living a life that almost killed him in his 30s. That’s quite the curse right there.

#9
"Okay quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap / I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in a rhythm for you to know it's a wrap" -Not Afraid
Lyrical breakdown: Two magnificent lyrics for the price of 3 seconds. First, we have Eminem pleading for someone to stop playing with scissors and shit, 2 things that probably should not be played with one at a time let alone together. Scissors cut, and another word for shit would be "crap". If you were to play with scissors and shit at the same time you would be able to cut the crap. However, if one is just "playing" they are not being serious about what they are doing. So if one were to just be playing with scissors and shit they would not be doing what was intended. Here, it's time to stop playing and actually cut the crap. Cutting the crap essentially means to stop playing, so what we have hear is a lyrical infinite loop. Try wrapping your head around that.

The second part of this masterpiece is Em explaining that he should not have to rhyme words in a rhythm for one to know he is rapping. However, he is not only explaining that by rhyming he is rapping, another way of spelling "rap" is "wrap". If something were to be a "wrap" it would be over and done with. Em is claiming that when he raps, it's a wrap. Lyrically he has the ability to end something, be it “the game”, another rappers career or perhaps his own.

#10
"I'll cut my toes off and step on the receipt, before I foot the bill" -Won't Back Down
Lyrical breakdown: If Eminem were to cut all of his toes off there would be nothing left hanging from his angles other than his feet themselves. Stepping on a receipt with said feet would, in a way, be "footing" the receipt. We also call receipts "bills", so he would in turn be "footing" the "bill". However, he's saying that he would cut his toes off, which would be crazy and he is unlikely to do, before he foots a bill. Footing the bill would to pay all costs for something, which according to this lyrics, Eminem would never do. Unless of course he has already cut his toes off, then the question of whether or not he would foot a bill is up in the air. Perhaps a more definitive answer will appear on his next album.

  

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lol nm
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nice
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hahaha.
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LOL
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ive only heard the singles
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or spit in a really stupid accent
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all but the lyric from WTP
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i'm 99% certain this post is completely tongue in cheek. lol.
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hohoho.
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lol
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log off
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this is either the best or worst post ever.
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you think im sticking my dick in a circle, homie!?!
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      lulz
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Are Eminem Fans Living In A Bizarro World?
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QUIT PLAYIN WITH THE SCISSORS AND SHIT!!!!!
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Em's a monster.
Mar 12th 2011
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Cut the crap....#InfiniteLoopRap
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Did you read the post? Or is my irony/sarcasm detector broken?
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That is the most clumsy wordplay, trying waaaay to hard
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^^smokin more weed than filets
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      I'm wrong. I needed to think deeper to get it...
Mar 13th 2011
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This post really opened my eyes. Cosign.
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Lol Well Done
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*BOOKMARKS THIS CLASSIC POST*
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that "fuck you for christmas" line had me rolling.
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I want u to breakdown more shit!
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Whoever wrote this post is a dick head
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^^^ got a 'fuck you' for christmas this year
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had to read this twice to make sure it was a joke
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Post of the year
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Bro you should make a blog using this content
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hilarious.. this should be archived
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archive...but whats funny is i think this could be done for just about
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Agreed.
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RE: Agreed.
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      black thought has made me cringe plenty...
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           Me too.
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RE: archive...but whats funny is i think this could be done for just abo...
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Frank Longo made a slightly similar thread a few years ago
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stop.
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LMBAO!!
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clearly one is very serious if they are sticking their penis in shapes.
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LMAO
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How many people in this post didn't get that it was a joke?
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You blind?
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I actually enjoyed recovery more than any Eminem album since The Eminem ...
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Ben Dover
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1. "lol nm"
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2. "nice "
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no wonder I couldn't get thru 3 tracks of this shit.

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3. "hahaha."
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4. "LOL"
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5. "ive only heard the singles"
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but i assume all that is yelled.

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8. "or spit in a really stupid accent "
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9. "all but the lyric from WTP"
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6. "i'm 99% certain this post is completely tongue in cheek. lol. "
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at least, i reeeeeeeeally hope so. there's a drop of worry in me that it's not though.

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

  

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7. "hohoho."
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This should be a series.

  

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10. "lol"
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12. "this is either the best or worst post ever."
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13. "you think im sticking my dick in a circle, homie!?!"
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I AINT FUCKIN AROUND!!!!!!!!!!

  

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15. "Are Eminem Fans Living In A Bizarro World?"
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It amazes me how much props people give semi-talented rappers over lyrical ones that majority of the time is being looked up to by those same less talented ones; and it's not about a "who came first" or "who fathered that other rapper's style/flow" but just the fact that fans go overboard & quickly give dues to those who are only just getting by.

I'm not trying to downplay Eminem's status at all but kind of show where his lane is to others and not to move him in catagories he doesn't truely belong or his albums, if you like an album that's cool but don't exaggerate how dope you think it is when you know it's probably just what you're into at the moment that got you feeling that way.


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16. "QUIT PLAYIN WITH THE SCISSORS AND SHIT!!!!!"
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19. "Em's a monster."
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This post is hilarious.

But let's not act like you can't do that with every MC.

BDK, Common, GZA, you could do this same shit.

  

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38. "Cut the crap....#InfiniteLoopRap"
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41. "Did you read the post? Or is my irony/sarcasm detector broken?"
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17. "That is the most clumsy wordplay, trying waaaay to hard"
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but not natural, smooth, or clever at all.

If you think this is good wordplay, you are an imbecile.

  

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18. "^^smokin more weed than filets"
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33. "I'm wrong. I needed to think deeper to get it..."
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...Em is so far ahead lyrically that I had to really think deeper to break down the quintuple entendres.

I couldn't get this post if were a little yellow piece of paper it stuck to my forehead.

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20. "This post really opened my eyes. Cosign."
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21. "Lol Well Done "
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I don't wanna be your friend
I just wanna be your lover
No matter how it ends
No matter how it starts

Forget about your house of cards
And I'll do mine

  

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22. "*BOOKMARKS THIS CLASSIC POST*"
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23. "that "fuck you for christmas" line had me rolling."
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man, em' can still kind of come off, but geez...the substance of much of his rhymes nowdaways is pitiful.


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24. "I want u to breakdown more shit!"
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Classic

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25. "Whoever wrote this post is a dick head"
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that's attracted to juicy man butt

  

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34. "^^^ got a 'fuck you' for christmas this year"
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26. "had to read this twice to make sure it was a joke"
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well played good sir.

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27. "Post of the year"
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Shows exactly what was wrong with that album. I don't even know how someone could retort to these.

I did like 3a for the way that he delivered it but still use that one as ammo whenever I'm arguing with people about this album

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28. "Bro you should make a blog using this content"
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this is good stuff

  

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29. "hilarious.. this should be archived "
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...There is a definite risk in eating a steak that has been smoking marijuana


^^^ i literally spit out my drink right here

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30. "archive...but whats funny is i think this could be done for just about"
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every rap album ever made...

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31. "Agreed."
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BDK:
"I'm makin the non-believers believe what I'm dishin up
And people that's still fans, will be air conditioners"

"What I'm used to hearin, I can't believe it's gone
But now just like a grill inside Burger King, the beef is on"

"We got the milk and honey
My rhymes are just like Abraham Lincoln's face (on the money)"

It took my faulty-ass memory searching google for five minutes to come up with those. If you take this post too seriously....it's basically making fun of hip hop cause you could throw a large majority of the greatest emcees into that kind of analysis and make them look ridiculous.

Whatever....funny shit. My fave part was:

"Footing the bill would to pay all costs for something, which according to this lyrics, Eminem would never do. Unless of course he has already cut his toes off, then the question of whether or not he would foot a bill is up in the air. Perhaps a more definitive answer will appear on his next album." hohoho.

  

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35. "RE: Agreed."
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yeah the ones who rely heavly on similes and punchlines. There is way more chances of corn being spit unlike MCs like Rakim, Wise Intelligent, Black Thought, etc who don't rely on gimmicky type lines.

  

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37. "black thought has made me cringe plenty..."
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40. "Me too."
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They all have. Let's not pretend here.

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44. "RE: archive...but whats funny is i think this could be done for just abo..."
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true but this was ten unadulterated shitty lines from ONE album, and there's probably countless more. and these arent just corny lines, these are failed punchlines, that em thought were clever.

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32. "Frank Longo made a slightly similar thread a few years ago"
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http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=17&topic_id=61269&mesg_id=61269&listing_type=search

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36. "stop."
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just... stop.

  

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39. "LMBAO!!"
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42. "clearly one is very serious if they are sticking their penis in shapes. "
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LMAO

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43. "LMAO"
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Man I gotta show this to my brother. Last night he was trying to honestly convince me that Recovery is as meaningful as Marshall Mathers LP and Slim Shady LP were.

  

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45. "How many people in this post didn't get that it was a joke?"
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I don't know what's funnier, the lyrical breakdown or the fact that about ten idiots fell for it.

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47. "You blind?"
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There was like 2 posts taking him serious in this entire thread. 95% got the joke, it wasn't too hard...

  

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46. "I actually enjoyed recovery more than any Eminem album since The Eminem ..."
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People on here seem to dislike Revovery but I liked it. Also, you can make all rappers metaphors sound silly (and most of their other lines as well) if you break them down this way so this post isn't really making that strong a statement about Eminem's lines in and of themselves.

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