At the top, you've got a hopefully-galvanized and thoroughly-likable Napoli squad now one point back of the Evil Empire (who just so happen to be chasing a nauseating-doesn't-even-begin-to-describe-it 7th straight Scudetto). Juve has a brutal road to the finish line, with Inter and Roma coming up in the next two weeks. Napoli, by comparison, has the easier road BY FAR, but also proudly carry the fuckup gene and have verrrrry little depth. Everyone is going to be pulling for Sarri's squad to win the thing, and everyone's probably going to get their heart broken. It's wonderful.

Then you have Roma, Inter and Nazio playing musical chairs for the other 2 CL bids, which will also go down to the wire for certain, culminating with the blue squads squaring off on the last matchday. CL commitment or no, Roma should take care of business and I actually think the goatfucking fascists edge Inter for that last spot. But who knows.

You even have Atalanta and MiLOLn in a relatively-compelling race for a Europa spot! I don't really care either way about Atalanta but it would be lovely to see them take it and then spend the summer discussing just how little 300 mil can buy a once-great squad (who will then have some FFP gymnastics to perform).