after Bron caught freebasing Ben Gay in the parking garage @ Staples b4 a game. As of then smoking Ben Gay was not banned but later it became so. So those titles are kinda suspect. AARP lobbied hard against the rule change. Clint Eastwood sent a letter to the commish telling him to keep those darkies off his lawn. He later retracted it via a new statement, "What was that you said? WHAT? I didn't catch that."

The Bron stans partied. Knee braces became fashion. Many kids got sick from smoking Icy Hot-laced blunts. Others snorted Neosporin trying to be cute and ended up with pneumonia. Bron had to issue a statement, "I don't know about that. You said what?"

fuck you.