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"Official 2017 Summer Transfer Post: Return to Bat Country"
Fri May-26-17 12:46 PM by bshelly

  

          

I've followed exactly zero transfer windows in my life. Just let me know who's on the side for the first match and spare me the rumors so that I may remain sane.

That said, it's a big window for Spurs. I assume Walker is gone, which is fine so far it is not to an English side. As long as the spine and the front four remain in place I'm good.

Oh, and roughly a billion dollars will change hands as superpowers develop new weapons to destroy the world.

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Official 2017 Summer Transfer Post: Return to Bat Country [View all] , bshelly, Tue Aug-01-17 12:30 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
Bernardo Silva to City
May 26th 2017
1
#1 priority: bring back Sagna on a free
May 29th 2017
2
i like klopp's commitment to developing talent with the solanke signing
May 31st 2017
3
Signing a LB would be like a 2 for 1
May 31st 2017
4
Atletico transfer ban upheld...Real really are so corrupt it's crazy
Jun 01st 2017
5
not even remotely the same.
Jun 01st 2017
6
      Yeah read that...the real tipoff is not this but Barca's being upheld
Jun 01st 2017
7
           The Spanish Crown be helping.
Jun 01st 2017
10
wow wow wow Griezmann staying at Atletico
Jun 01st 2017
8
for fucks sake.
Jun 01st 2017
9
      I don't know what we do now and it seems the club doesn't either.
Jun 01st 2017
11
           question (because you are way more schooled on our targets than i am):
Jun 01st 2017
12
                The fee is the fee
Jun 01st 2017
13
                     maybe he feels attachment to the club? Just a hunch
Jun 02nd 2017
15
                          im sure he feels a great attachment
Jun 02nd 2017
16
                               all valid points I'm sure, but it's his decision
Jun 02nd 2017
17
                               it's fun to think about whether or not you'd make the same signings
Jun 02nd 2017
20
                               this is how i try to live the transfer window.
Jun 02nd 2017
23
                               lol @ 3 trophies!! Jose is a genius
Jun 02nd 2017
18
                                    the special one!
Jun 02nd 2017
19
                                    aren't you a Barca guy? yeah, REALLY fuck off.
Jun 02nd 2017
22
                                    lulz
Jun 02nd 2017
24
                                    aren't you an arsenal guy? yeah, fuck off.
Jun 02nd 2017
21
                                    I'm making a list of dudes who counted the community shield
Jun 02nd 2017
25
                                         Stay in your lane - Lavar "make em mad" ball
Jun 02nd 2017
26
                                              Some might take issue with your use of "major," above.
Jun 02nd 2017
27
                                              there is not a single world class transfer who gives a fuck about those
Jun 02nd 2017
28
                                              bruh you're edging dangerously close to all_stah territory
Jun 03rd 2017
29
                                                   Aka the cup that can't get a sponsor
Jun 03rd 2017
30
                                                   Facts are facts and trophies are trophies.
Jun 03rd 2017
31
my god! That's Perisic's music!
Jun 01st 2017
14
Worth reading just for Brooklyn's mental breakdown
Jun 03rd 2017
32
I'm having fun in here
Jun 03rd 2017
33
Liverpool working on acquiring Virgil Van Dijk from their farm team.
Jun 05th 2017
34
ugh....liverpool accused of approaching him illegally
Jun 06th 2017
35
      just add another 10m.
Jun 06th 2017
36
      that's what i'm thinking. also heard rumours sakho could be used
Jun 06th 2017
39
           Man I think I just saw a pig fly
Jun 07th 2017
47
                yeah...not sure if it was what liverpool did, per se, or if southampton
Jun 08th 2017
51
                     wtf mannnnnn
Jun 08th 2017
52
      welp.
Jun 07th 2017
48
Barca really doesn't know what to do
Jun 06th 2017
37
pleeeaaase pleeeeeaaaaaasssse let these Angel DiMaria rumors be true
Jun 06th 2017
38
      if he's willing to be supersub, fine
Jun 06th 2017
40
           figured you'd be against it just because he played for madrid.
Jun 06th 2017
           i'm against it because he's frail and doesn't address the team's flaws
Jun 06th 2017
43
                Dembele is underrated. He shld be worth as much as Mbappe.
Jun 07th 2017
45
           figured you'd be against it just because he played for madrid.
Jun 06th 2017
41
           oh yes he would be a splendid supersub, SPLENDID
Jun 06th 2017
42
                hence the "if he's willing"
Jun 06th 2017
44
good news for Ligue 1, bad news for future CL opponents: Jardim back
Jun 07th 2017
46
lolz. conte fired costa's bitch ass via text.
Jun 07th 2017
49
cold blooded. Not that IGAF about costa, but still
Jun 07th 2017
50
Pragmatic in all matters
Jun 09th 2017
58
      Is it pragmatic if it undermines your leverage in selling him though?
Jun 11th 2017
62
and the Zlatan experience is over for United :(
Jun 09th 2017
53
yoooooo Giroud just scored this absolute gem
Jun 09th 2017
54
WHOA
Jun 09th 2017
55
Let me say this...
Jun 09th 2017
56
damn pretty boy with a worldie
Jun 09th 2017
57
btw France lost this one, on a classic howler by Lloris
Jun 09th 2017
59
so Morata to United is done? BeIN reporting 70mil
Jun 10th 2017
60
Lot of $ for a guy who's far from a sure thing, supporting actor till no...
Jun 11th 2017
61
Juve spent an insane amount on Higuan as a plan b
Jul 04th 2017
114
Excellent pickup
Jun 11th 2017
63
      Juve will be fine
Jun 12th 2017
64
           I was gonna say
Jun 12th 2017
65
           for higuain not juve obv. cmon.
Jun 12th 2017
66
                not clear at all from how you wrote that
Jun 12th 2017
67
                     i've always been a fan of higuain
Jun 14th 2017
68
EPL fixtures released
Jun 14th 2017
69
salah looking set for a move
Jun 20th 2017
70
NBA off-season>>>>>
Jun 20th 2017
71
yeah the lack of activity across the board is annoying.
Jun 20th 2017
72
Alves to City.
Jun 20th 2017
73
fuck, now juve is joining barca in the bellerin hunt.
Jun 20th 2017
75
      I wouldn't worry about that
Jun 21st 2017
76
           if he wants to go he'll go.
Jun 21st 2017
77
Motherfucking John Terry is coming to Villa. FML.
Jun 20th 2017
74
His bravery, loyalty, and Englishness will lead Villa back to the top!
Jun 21st 2017
78
      Or he'll be Joleon Lescott mark ii
Jun 21st 2017
79
           Speaking of, Lescott's going to Blues hahahahahahahahhaha
Jun 30th 2017
96
Not a fan of the current Barça leadership
Jun 22nd 2017
80
i feel like i need to not pay attention to barca in June
Jun 22nd 2017
81
Check out this piece
Jun 22nd 2017
84
      yeah, it's kinda unfair, imo
Jun 22nd 2017
87
the telegraph had a nice piece on this a few months back:
Jun 22nd 2017
82
It's like you and RM have flipped
Jun 22nd 2017
83
anyone watching the Confederations Cup?
Jun 22nd 2017
85
Been meaning to, but keep forgetting about it.
Jun 22nd 2017
86
the last two were great fun but i can't be bothered for this one
Jun 22nd 2017
88
can't blame you
Jun 22nd 2017
89
lil bit. looking forward to semis.
Jun 26th 2017
91
man...i don't know what to make of these valuations and rumors
Jun 26th 2017
90
everybody has money and nobody wants to sell.
Jun 26th 2017
92
Post jack: which players are currently OVER and UNDERvalued?
Jun 26th 2017
93
i think the 30M targeted for alex oxlaide-chamberlain is good value
Jun 26th 2017
94
lolPortugallol
Jun 28th 2017
95
liverpool agree in pricinciple with keita??
Jun 30th 2017
97
Spain-Germany on ESPN U/Deportes in a few minutes
Jun 30th 2017
98
highly suggest Arsenal fans pop a Zoloft if they tune in to this one
Jun 30th 2017
99
City got B Mendy
Jun 30th 2017
100
Lead is completely undeserved - our MF needs to get their shit together
Jul 02nd 2017
101
great game. Too bad that will be the winner
Jul 02nd 2017
102
      We made 10x more mistakes, but not as egregious as Chile's
Jul 02nd 2017
104
So Lacazette seems done. Why am I so underwhelmed by homie?
Jul 02nd 2017
103
how can you be underwhelmed by someone you've never watched?
Jul 02nd 2017
105
Thus the question, educate me
Jul 02nd 2017
107
      honestly he hasn't wowed me but the tools are definitely there
Jul 03rd 2017
109
           He's good, but 75 mil?
Jul 04th 2017
113
                easily 100m plus.
Jul 05th 2017
                easily 100m plus.
Jul 05th 2017
117
                It's 50, you talking $$s? Same as stones, Andy Carrol, etc
Jul 05th 2017
118
                It's good business for that fee
Jul 05th 2017
119
He's leagues better than Giroud.
Jul 02nd 2017
106
a couple of reasons
Jul 02nd 2017
108
Sandro Ramirez to Everton
Jul 03rd 2017
110
solid young striker. works hard
Jul 03rd 2017
111
Thanks
Jul 04th 2017
112
Getting ready for life after Lukaku
Jul 04th 2017
115
      Lost Deulofeu too
Jul 04th 2017
116
Lukaku to United, £75m
Jul 06th 2017
120
Great move. I'd sell martial. He's a bust
Jul 06th 2017
121
Converting him to a left winger, won't be going anywhere
Jul 06th 2017
122
that guy is broke tho
Jul 06th 2017
126
fun bit of news to wake up to
Jul 06th 2017
123
whoa. wonder what happens with morata now
Jul 06th 2017
124
      Shrug. And they now don't have the money for Mbappe
Jul 06th 2017
125
a Madrid fan bemoans Barca's managerial incompetence (link)
Jul 08th 2017
127
ffs, it's not as terrible as everyone claims
Jul 09th 2017
128
Tolisso to Bayern, interested to see how that turns out
Jul 10th 2017
129
Kelechi Iheanacho to LESTA
Jul 10th 2017
130
classic case of what's ailing the national squad
Jul 10th 2017
131
      definitely
Jul 10th 2017
132
James to Bayern?
Jul 10th 2017
133
On a two year loan with an option to buy
Jul 11th 2017
134
      RM must have overvalued James on the market
Jul 11th 2017
135
      theres an EPL price (really just a Man Utd price) and an "everyone else"...
Jul 11th 2017
136
           Even still, this was highway robbery
Jul 11th 2017
137
                They pretty much print money
Jul 11th 2017
140
                     I don't think they print as much as they think or lead others to think
Jul 12th 2017
142
                          the rules don't apply to RM.
Jul 12th 2017
143
      otoh they are sending D.Costa to Juve on a similar (cheaper) scheme
Jul 11th 2017
138
           nah, he was on the outs w/ Carlo
Jul 11th 2017
139
                Costa is one player I really wish Barça could have gotten
Jul 11th 2017
141
in surprising news Bonucci is likely going to Milan.
Jul 13th 2017
144
wow
Jul 13th 2017
147
Man City double deal imminent for Kyle Walker and Benjamin Mendy. 100m
Jul 13th 2017
145
Fine, but don't sell Dier
Jul 14th 2017
148
NELSINHO! We have a RB!
Jul 13th 2017
146
I'm genuinely excited about this one
Jul 15th 2017
149
somehow this Kun to Chelsea rumor seems to have legs
Jul 17th 2017
150
Who'd you rather have on PSG, Kun or Alexis?
Jul 17th 2017
151
      that's a tough one
Jul 17th 2017
152
hot takes for a hot summer: PSG rumored to be about to pay Neymar's buyo...
Jul 18th 2017
153
bite their hand off and send neymar to the nearest airport
Jul 18th 2017
154
I'm not ready to comment at this time
Jul 18th 2017
155
      he's never broken stuff like this before
Jul 18th 2017
156
           batshit is the new normal n/m
Jul 18th 2017
157
FIRST TROPHY OF THE NEW SEASON
Jul 19th 2017
158
PRESEASON TREBLE STILL IN PLAY
Jul 30th 2017
196
Szczesny to Juve to serve as Buffon's heir apparent
Jul 19th 2017
159
Mind boggling. Szez >>> Chec right today!
Jul 19th 2017
164
Sky reports that Morata to Chelsea is done
Jul 19th 2017
160
Verratti fired his agent and has hired Mino Raiola...here we go...
Jul 19th 2017
161
i thought the same myself. but verratti is too soft for the EPL.
Jul 19th 2017
162
read that was a condition PSG had for extending his contract
Jul 19th 2017
163
watched PSG-Roma for no GD reason. Jese still suuuucks
Jul 20th 2017
165
man sell Jese cut price to some shit spanish side.
Jul 20th 2017
166
      probably, although who wants him?
Jul 20th 2017
167
           yeah, this escalated quickly re: Neymar
Jul 20th 2017
168
ACN moving from Jan to the summer in 2019
Jul 20th 2017
169
these new United joints look like they were bought on Canal St
Jul 20th 2017
170
they're awful. adidas needs to try on our home next year
Jul 20th 2017
171
I'm not a fan of ours either tbh
Jul 21st 2017
172
"fan made" but they gave a template that pretty much forced this
Jul 21st 2017
173
Abromovich apparently rubber stamping Matic to United deal
Jul 21st 2017
174
bring him, sit him on the bench and piss in Chelsea's corn flakes.
Jul 21st 2017
176
the alleged figures on this Neymar deal are very humbling
Jul 21st 2017
175
Ironic btw: in a World Cup yr Ney CAN win the BdO without leaving Barca
Jul 23rd 2017
177
Where's the irony in that? What subtext am I missing
Jul 23rd 2017
178
      One rumor is Ney wants to escape Messi's shadow, win BdO
Jul 24th 2017
179
Mbappe to Real for $210 million a go
Jul 25th 2017
180
not to mention who could be on the bench a lot
Jul 25th 2017
181
barca obsessive conspiracy theory:
Jul 25th 2017
182
Nah they not buying him to sit the bench. Zidane rotates. But Perez will...
Jul 25th 2017
183
If it happens, may up our chances to have a Lemar bid accepted
Jul 26th 2017
187
w/ 5 weeks left in the window United have annoyed tf out of me
Jul 25th 2017
184
it has been irritating.
Jul 25th 2017
185
Man, who you telling
Jul 26th 2017
186
what the effe is this shi(r)t
Jul 26th 2017
188
They say it's to "honor their Brazilian players and fans"
Jul 28th 2017
189
      hey if we're spending 500mil on Neymar then why not
Jul 28th 2017
190
      1970?? So psg was new $ well before the arabs got involved
Jul 28th 2017
191
      oh we're definitely new new money
Jul 28th 2017
193
           And throwing that money around
Jul 31st 2017
201
      Neat
Jul 28th 2017
192
Mad Neymar didn't leave after 2 minutes
Jul 29th 2017
194
Matic in finally
Jul 30th 2017
195
Dani Alves is forever
Jul 30th 2017
197
man I don't know if I'm ready
Jul 31st 2017
200
Mourinho with the fatality; don't get up, Conte, stay down
Jul 30th 2017
198
Conte tryna banter with the king is a bad idea. Stay in yo lane
Jul 30th 2017
199
Bummed/excited about the Football Weekly changes
Aug 01st 2017
203
Just so we're clear: Neymar can kiss my fucking ass
Aug 02nd 2017
204
he was never going to play for yall forever lol.
Aug 02nd 2017
205
RE: Just so we're clear: Neymar can kiss my fucking ass
Aug 02nd 2017
206
honestly, i'm kinda good riddance to him
Aug 02nd 2017
207
Given the choice -- Verratti or Dybala?
Aug 02nd 2017
210
      verratti
Aug 02nd 2017
213
      Verrati - easy choice imo
Aug 02nd 2017
215
           I know I sound like a broken record at this point...
Aug 02nd 2017
219
it hurts when a star player leaves for a galactico-type team
Aug 02nd 2017
208
When will the big clubs stop poaching Barca's talent?
Aug 02nd 2017
209
i see what you did there
Aug 02nd 2017
211
super teams break precedents daily
Aug 02nd 2017
216
should've set a higher release clause. yall got caught w/ your pants dow...
Aug 02nd 2017
218
      222 million is getting caught with your pants down?
Aug 02nd 2017
220
           Yeah. It should've been absolutely unreasonable
Aug 02nd 2017
222
                It was. Tax interpretation changed and Qatar money
Aug 02nd 2017
223
                     220 isn't unreasonable. we could afford that.
Aug 02nd 2017
224
                          did you miss the "tax interpretation changed" part?
Aug 02nd 2017
225
                               it's also more than twice the highest transfer fee EVER
Aug 02nd 2017
226
                                    or you could've just taken a page out of madrids book
Aug 02nd 2017
227
                                         i didn't do anything. when it was signed, IT WAS UNREASONABLE
Aug 02nd 2017
229
Liverpool sold the cannibal because he was toxic
Aug 02nd 2017
231
def understand the sentiment but if Barca uses those funds wisely...
Aug 02nd 2017
212
      it woulda been a lot smoother if he hadn't waited till August
Aug 02nd 2017
214
      Agreed. Really poorly handled
Aug 02nd 2017
217
      You're right but I'm still pissed.
Aug 02nd 2017
221
EPL fans, check out my college roommate's fantasy football app
Aug 02nd 2017
228
Sharp design
Aug 02nd 2017
232
sadness in madness
Aug 02nd 2017
230
I honestly dgaf any longer but I love it for the Barca tears alone
Aug 03rd 2017
240
      real talk, if I trusted the board, i'd be so happy right now
Aug 03rd 2017
244
Partial list of record breaking transfers
Aug 02nd 2017
233
Question - is Nice's JM Seri now CL-tied coz he played in the qualies?
Aug 03rd 2017
234
iirc, qualifiers don't cup-tie if the original team gets eliminated
Aug 03rd 2017
235
      Nice didn't get eliminated though. They KOd Ajax.
Aug 03rd 2017
249
           it's not true. it was a poorly written write up. went to UEFA itself
Aug 04th 2017
250
                Oh makes sense. Thanks
Aug 05th 2017
251
La Liga refusing to accept the transfer LMFAO
Aug 03rd 2017
236
Much ado about nothing; there's no basis for rejecting it
Aug 03rd 2017
237
the only thing more ironic than Barca being mad
Aug 03rd 2017
245
La Liga is worried about its tv contract + Tebas is a RM fan
Aug 03rd 2017
238
oops
Aug 03rd 2017
239
PSGs English Twitter account driving the stake in further
Aug 03rd 2017
241
lol, damn.
Aug 03rd 2017
242
barca facebook was posting remontada photos sans neymar all day
Aug 03rd 2017
243
      kinda bitchmade considering he's the one who made it all happen
Aug 03rd 2017
247
Iheanacho to Leicester
Aug 03rd 2017
246
A potential steal.
Aug 03rd 2017
248
Does Southampton need handjobs for everyone?
Aug 07th 2017
252
This is a bad look for for them. Take the L southampton
Aug 07th 2017
253
Coutinho....
Aug 09th 2017
254
Shit, Qatar getting Mmmmbop too?
Aug 10th 2017
255
Keita signed... for next summer
Aug 28th 2017
256
Ox to Chelsea
Aug 28th 2017
257
wenger persisting with him at wingback was idiotic
Aug 28th 2017
258
It's been two or three years since they had a coherent defense
Aug 28th 2017
259
Good
Aug 28th 2017
263
      Ehh, Ox >>>> Bellerin in a back 3. Wish we sold him
Aug 28th 2017
264
           Bellerin can actually stay on the field, Ox can't...plus 1 actually re-s...
Aug 28th 2017
265
                No prob selling OX. Bellerin isn't good. He's been absolute shit 4
Aug 28th 2017
266
                     Agreed on Bellerin...his technique has gone to shit
Aug 28th 2017
267
Mmmbop to Paris is done, loan with non mandatory purchase option
Aug 28th 2017
260
UEFA either needs to backhand both of them or abandon FFP
Aug 28th 2017
261
"non-mandatory" aka officially unofficial.
Aug 28th 2017
262
Radio Raheem for Sanchez?
Aug 29th 2017
268
highly doubt this happens
Aug 29th 2017
269
Gibbs to West Brom, Mustaffi nearly to Inter
Aug 30th 2017
270
no need to worry. jonny evans is on the way!!!
Aug 30th 2017
271
      TITLE WINNER Jonny Evans
Aug 30th 2017
272
      Jonny Evans is a good signing.
Aug 30th 2017
273
           evans is fine. perfectly solid defender.
Aug 30th 2017
274
Ox to.... LFC? For £40m?
Aug 30th 2017
275
he wants to follow in his idol Gerrard's footsteps
Aug 30th 2017
276
Watch Klopp turn him into a consistent player.
Aug 30th 2017
277
      he worked magic with Lallana
Aug 30th 2017
279
           at this point he (klopp) gets the benefit of the doubt from me
Aug 30th 2017
280
                Coutinho's gone next summer
Aug 30th 2017
281
Cop-Beating Homophobe receives work permit, Spurs next?
Aug 30th 2017
278
he's miles better than Trippy-Yay
Aug 30th 2017
282
      for all the strum and drang, we had a pretty ok window
Sep 01st 2017
305
Somehow Arsenal have no money for transfers...even though
Aug 30th 2017
283
kroenke. Wenger too of course, but fuck stan kroenke.
Aug 30th 2017
284
LA stadium over budget
Aug 30th 2017
285
Interesting, is this true??
Aug 30th 2017
287
      Waaay over budget. If there's a hard link I can't say
Aug 30th 2017
289
http://i.imgur.com/qr1jnqF.jpg
Aug 30th 2017
286
Ox wants to play CM and thinks he will at Liverpool
Aug 30th 2017
290
40m quid for ox is remarkable business. reiss nelson whoo-ride!
Aug 31st 2017
292
      2024: Wenger sells Reiss-Nelson to City
Aug 31st 2017
293
wage bill fuckery. see also: O'Neill, Martin.
Aug 30th 2017
291
Sell Sanchez, buy Lemar and Seri.
Aug 30th 2017
288
i wonder if Seri wants to play in england given his skin condition
Aug 31st 2017
294
time to play: WHERE'S MAHREZ
Aug 31st 2017
295
Looks like Alexis staying at Arse
Aug 31st 2017
296
Deal was contingent on Lemar replacing him
Aug 31st 2017
299
ugh
Aug 31st 2017
302
Adrien Rabiot to arsenal?
Aug 31st 2017
297
Mbappe to PSG for stupid money
Aug 31st 2017
298
i hope they dont kick them out the CL
Aug 31st 2017
300
      Come on man...
Aug 31st 2017
303
           given how much paper Qatar is investing in the futbol biz as a whole
Sep 01st 2017
304
Barkley rejected Chelsea?
Aug 31st 2017
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