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"NBA Cladistics: "The Nyquil Wing""
Wed May-22-13 11:11 PM by Orbit_Established

  

          


I created a full cladistics of NBA-style players


I keep it to myself mostly, but this is too perfect


Wingmanus nyquilius or "The Nyquil Wing"


Usually very gifted athletically with a wide breadth of skills. They don't appear like they are trying particularly hard and often aren't. Personality wise, they aren't volatile but can be weak-minded and distract-able. They can be baited into anger after which they are prone to go apeshit for 38-12-11 against just about anyone. They are usually better on defense than offense, because offense requires too much responsibility. They are liable to disappear for 14 minute stretches and author some spectacular lapses on defense. They are also capable of breathtaking athletic feats that get them great contracts (sometimes deservedly so, but often not)


Prototype: Derrick McKey

All-Time Great: Scottie Pippen (mostly pre-1991; rarely
post 1991)

Rising Star: Paul George

Other notables: Joe Johnson


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NBA Cladistics: "The Nyquil Wing" [View all] , Orbit_Established, Wed May-22-13 11:08 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
NAH
May 22nd 2013
1
You just made me spit beer onto my iPad.
May 22nd 2013
2
hey look this guy has an ipad
May 23rd 2013
45
LOL
May 22nd 2013
3
LOL!!!
May 23rd 2013
25
This Sounds Like T-Mac
May 23rd 2013
4
Doesn't fit the following description: "better on defense than offense"
May 23rd 2013
10
Nope. T-Mac just had a lazy eye. Nothing lazy about his game.
May 23rd 2013
13
Detlef Shrempf
May 23rd 2013
5
Rudy Gay just bought another Ferrari
May 23rd 2013
6
this is good
May 23rd 2013
7
How about "The Poorman's Nyquil Wing?"
May 23rd 2013
8
u cant force these things O.E
May 23rd 2013
9
Force? Nigga. Mags have offered me cash for this kind of stuff
May 23rd 2013
37
Josh Smith is the current Chairman of the Board
May 23rd 2013
11
'Sheed on the advisory committee
May 23rd 2013
12
      Neither Josh Smith nor Rasheed are Nyquils.
May 23rd 2013
16
           Josh is a wing player that's being forced to play PF
May 23rd 2013
48
           No, he's a 4 who refuses to acknowledge that he's a 4.
May 23rd 2013
49
           TIM THOMAS!!!!
Apr 03rd 2014
137
Aren't you a massive Rudy "Tay' Better" Gay fan?
May 23rd 2013
14
You have the wrong guy.
May 23rd 2013
15
      my bad
May 24th 2013
53
Demar Derozan?
May 23rd 2013
17
He's a "Django," not a "Nyquil." More on "Djangos" later.
May 23rd 2013
18
      Michael Beasley's a Django
May 28th 2013
60
           Yes, Beasley is *definitely* a Django.
Jun 21st 2013
65
you don't want to be on that side of the Porter agenda
May 23rd 2013
19
the man's on getback for melo flaming out. let him have it.
May 23rd 2013
20
      HAHAHA!!! THIS ^^^^^ NUGGA IS SHOOK!!!! PORTER ON THAT 'QUILL!!!!!!
May 23rd 2013
21
           got it...so porter and PG are on knicks fans radar now?
May 23rd 2013
22
           You're being too sensitive, and Castro is going too hard.
May 23rd 2013
24
           not sensitive at all. i need to know, so i can set up my 13-14 docket
May 23rd 2013
27
                Well, you're pushing against an open door with me. I don't care.
May 23rd 2013
29
                     lol, you already twisting and turning and bullshittin
May 23rd 2013
30
                          You having another bad day? Honest question.
May 23rd 2013
31
                               again, laughing at you be wrong about Porter is fun for me
May 23rd 2013
34
                                    Its only funny till someone gets mad. Then its hilarious.
May 23rd 2013
36
           Let me tell your Oleg Cassini manpurse carrying ass this:
May 23rd 2013
32
                man, that reminds me of the time i broke a teapot in anthropologie
May 23rd 2013
38
                     thank god wifey makes art...NEVA have to go up in there
May 23rd 2013
39
                          unlikely
May 23rd 2013
42
           Otto ain't even on Nyquil
May 24th 2013
56
                you ain't never said a word about otto, now you mad?
May 24th 2013
57
O.E. done forcefully E-40'd this term into the OKS lexicon
May 23rd 2013
23
Not really my intent. Wings are just difficult to understand
May 23rd 2013
26
Wingmanus armpitus AKA "The Jerome Kersey Wing"
May 23rd 2013
28
Fixed it: Wingmanus armpitus AKA "The A.C. Green Wing"
May 23rd 2013
33
AC Green was a 4.
May 23rd 2013
35
      RE: AC Green was a 4.
May 23rd 2013
40
      James Worthy was not the 4. AC Green was the 4.
May 23rd 2013
41
           Worthy was the STRETCH 4.
May 23rd 2013
43
                James Worthy was a small forward. Stop.
May 23rd 2013
44
                mostly i find myself agreeing but worthy was more 3, green more 4
May 23rd 2013
46
                     Its not really debatable.
May 24th 2013
54
                          kinda but it was a time when the 3 was more of a 4 than a 2
May 27th 2013
59
      So is A.C. Green a Bammus then?
Jun 21st 2013
66
           Yes. I'll wait till next year for the other clade descriptions.
Jun 21st 2013
67
*leaves the house without a shower, focused on having a productive day*
Jun 21st 2013
64
Ummm...where are the 20+ "LOL" replies after this?
Jun 21st 2013
69
      Lots of people are really, really mad at me in OKS.
Jun 21st 2013
70
Tayshon Prince
May 23rd 2013
47
Tay has minimal athletic gifts; Nic Batum might be a better candidate
May 24th 2013
50
      Prince is about 3/4 Nyquil. "Length" counts as an athletic gift.
May 24th 2013
52
Nerlens Noel
May 24th 2013
51
*Waves at Deadspin Lurkers*
May 24th 2013
55
damn
Jun 21st 2013
68
http://tinyurl.com/p3nx8w5
May 26th 2013
58
I switched to Hummus, y'all. That 'guac gonna get you fat
May 28th 2013
61
Anyone had the new Dominos Pizza?
Jun 03rd 2013
62
lmao
Jun 03rd 2013
63
.
Dec 03rd 2013
71
I remember when Derrick McKey used to drop 40 like it was nothing!
Dec 03rd 2013
72
Remember when Jerome Kersey was an MVP candidate???
Dec 03rd 2013
73
He'd have epic duels with Nique
Dec 03rd 2013
74
Jerome Kersey is in a different clade, Charlie
Dec 03rd 2013
76
Yup. I said Paul George's max was Derrick McKey
Dec 03rd 2013
75
      Lol.....thanks dog. This shit was a great conversation starter.
Dec 03rd 2013
82
           I mean, niggas in here lookin REAL silly gettin mad.
Dec 03rd 2013
83
you pretty much described Melo, minus the defensive portion
Dec 03rd 2013
77
Nah, Carmelo is a Django. And you guys aren't very smart.
Dec 03rd 2013
78
      We are dumb and mad, but you struggle daily to put band-aids
Dec 03rd 2013
85
           No, you are actually unintelligent and incapable of thinking clearly.
Dec 03rd 2013
88
                RE: No, you are actually unintelligent and incapable of thinking clearly...
Dec 03rd 2013
89
                     You post like a nigga who can't find his keys.
Dec 03rd 2013
90
                          You ain't got the answers? cool. Neither does Melo.
Dec 03rd 2013
91
                               Can't find your keys. Can't help your self esteem.
Dec 03rd 2013
94
                                    Your mom can hug my dick, no answers guy
Dec 03rd 2013
95
                                         Nice! I'll ask, but all 8 of your fingers are probably better.
Dec 03rd 2013
98
LOL at this L, and OE still forcing nyquill.
Dec 03rd 2013
79
so fetch
Dec 03rd 2013
80
When an agenda post continues to go terrib(L)y wrong
Dec 03rd 2013
81
Sad how O_E got niggas mad....this could have been a good post.
Dec 03rd 2013
84
nobody falling for your desperate catch-all premise, dogg.
Dec 03rd 2013
86
      Ima have 2 ask you to get the entire fuck outta here with that, nigga.
Dec 03rd 2013
87
           RE: Ima have 2 ask you to get the entire fuck outta here with that, nigg...
Dec 03rd 2013
92
                Naw, I'm going to have to sit u down and teach a lesson.
Dec 03rd 2013
93
                     *Steps away from rabbit hole*
Dec 03rd 2013
96
                          *Mutumbo Finger*
Dec 03rd 2013
97
                               but bender was one of the best offensive prospects in generations...
Dec 03rd 2013
99
                                    LMAO!!! Nigga, didn't you see Joe Johnson listed ?!?
Dec 03rd 2013
100
                                         ***DING!DING!DING!*** NEUTRAL CORNERS! lol
Dec 03rd 2013
101
                                         Basa my little half-brother
Dec 03rd 2013
104
                                         Joe Johnson that's built like and play like PG?
Dec 03rd 2013
102
                                              Bwahhahahah you just PROVED MY POINT!!!!!
Dec 03rd 2013
103
                                                   I think the question is: "What's the point?"
Dec 03rd 2013
105
                                                        LMAO! So what's the *point* of "point guard," "shooting guard," etc????
Dec 03rd 2013
106
                                                        Cool, let's see Tim Duncan run the point, George Hill play center
Dec 03rd 2013
108
                                                        So they have no point.
Dec 03rd 2013
109
                                                             BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! O_E BY FATALITY!!!!!!
Dec 03rd 2013
110
                                                                  You didn't answer my question.
Dec 03rd 2013
111
                                                                       you not gettin an actual answer, ya know?
Dec 03rd 2013
112
                                                                       I'll save O_E the trouble..here is his reply:
Dec 03rd 2013
114
                                                                            Nah, here's my reply: You were deprived oxygen and fed lead chips.
Dec 03rd 2013
115
                                                                                 these guys make ballin look easy = nyquil. real fucking clever
Dec 03rd 2013
116
                                                                       LMMFAO!!! This shoulda been the FIRST and ONLY thing you said
Dec 03rd 2013
113
                                                                            You still haven't answered my questions
Dec 03rd 2013
117
                                                                                 You don't have a question, MadHonky
Dec 03rd 2013
118
                                                                                      Enjoy the blog.
Dec 04th 2013
120
                                                        Dude, at this point O_E is just a nigga with a microphone.
Dec 03rd 2013
107
welp.
Dec 03rd 2013
119
All I ask is that you admit that I had a point.
Apr 02nd 2014
121
http://media.giphy.com/media/lI6nHr5hWXlu0/giphy.gif
Apr 02nd 2014
122
http://clutch.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/clutch/2012/04/tumblr_lwobmpkP...
Apr 02nd 2014
123
http://giphy.com/gifs/sbnation-george-cEYFeE69pKzWNMfI7JK
Apr 02nd 2014
124
meanwhile Melo is taking his time to do this>>>
Apr 03rd 2014
126
That you keep posting highlights proves my Nyquil point, sparky
Apr 03rd 2014
128
      lol @ you making a definitive post about a 23 yr old's career
Apr 03rd 2014
143
           word, Melo came out of Cuse putting up 28 & 8 in the NBA from day one
Apr 04th 2014
145
                He just extended his range & took more shots......that's about it
Apr 04th 2014
146
                     Also known as, becoming a first ballot hall of famer
Apr 07th 2014
150
                     You mean Hall-of-SHAME>>
Apr 25th 2014
157
                          Nah, Hall of Fame. First ballot. Unlike Plea God.
Apr 25th 2014
159
                               You do know Dominique wasn't a 1st ballot HOFer, right?
Apr 25th 2014
161
                               Carmelo's career >>> Plea God's, by about 400 miles
Apr 25th 2014
163
                                    Melo: 30 (WORST post-season record in HISTORY) ....PG: 23
Apr 25th 2014
166
                     improved his midrange game, FT shooting, rebounding, handles, etc.
Apr 25th 2014
167
The beef with PG stems from the Melo vs PG thread, right?
Apr 02nd 2014
125
      This post isn't even anti-Paul George. It just accurately describes him....
Apr 03rd 2014
127
      Word
Apr 03rd 2014
129
      exactly why people should have no prob admitting oe was right
Apr 03rd 2014
130
           You right
Apr 03rd 2014
131
           OE is always right because all he ever says is that water is wet.
Apr 03rd 2014
132
                It got people mad cause of the timing of the post
Apr 03rd 2014
133
                Nah, I always win because I make people like you mad.
Apr 03rd 2014
134
                     Lol. I haven't been mad at anything on the net since like 2006
Apr 03rd 2014
135
                          Nah, I have irrefutable evidence that your feelinz iz hurt
Apr 03rd 2014
136
                          Nah, I'm a big Paul George fan.
Apr 03rd 2014
140
                               You are mighty upset at the Orbster too
Apr 03rd 2014
142
                                    Sure, he's a Nyquil. Call him a Peacock or a Matador while you're at it...
Apr 05th 2014
147
                                         Cool, you should have said that from jump
Apr 07th 2014
152
                          ...really?
Apr 03rd 2014
138
                               RE: ...really?
Apr 03rd 2014
139
                                    Geah
Apr 03rd 2014
141
                                    good grief.
Apr 04th 2014
144
                                    RE: ...really?
Jun 19th 2018
191
Whassup nigs
Apr 07th 2014
148
Its everyone's fault except the guy shooting sub 40% the last
Apr 07th 2014
149
Plea God is never to blame (c) OKS
Apr 07th 2014
151
      PG is such a great passer but indy need a better point guard.
Apr 07th 2014
153
Melo has that AI (his idol) circa 2009 post-season stats thus far
Apr 24th 2014
155
"My dick is in your mouth. Its warm and comfortable." (c) Binlahab
Apr 24th 2014
154
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0505/nba_e_georgechart_gb1_576.jpg
Apr 25th 2014
156
      You woulda been fine supporing Nyquil 300 days ago.
Apr 25th 2014
158
           http://4umf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Carmelo-Gone-Fishing.jpg
Apr 25th 2014
160
well damn, I didn't have much stake in this one but I gotta say
Apr 25th 2014
162
I study the game, Bomb. He's a Nyquil.
Apr 25th 2014
164
basa saw it.
Apr 25th 2014
165
I like hummus. And pussy. Not hummus + pussy.
May 30th 2014
168
Lets toast the bread!
May 30th 2014
169
PG: 23 & 7; 37 & 6; 28 & 8.....Lance: 9 & 5; 12 & 5; 11 & 4
May 30th 2014
170
      Lol @ posting today's stats....might as well only posted the 1st half fa...
May 30th 2014
171
           PG showed y'all last game he's a 2nd half player
May 30th 2014
172
                LMMFAO!!!! Motherfucka, Heat didn't play 2nd half, imbecile
May 31st 2014
173
YT folks got me putting maple syrup in my coffee.
Apr 11th 2018
174
I remember the day you made this post.
Apr 11th 2018
175
I appreciate that, bro. Seriously.
Apr 28th 2018
183
Maple Syrup?
Apr 11th 2018
176
2/16. 5 points. And he's not Blacktino. Not going to Springfield.
Apr 28th 2018
177
He's gonna be so NyQuil in LA
Apr 28th 2018
178
      Yeah, he's already knocked up one stripper. He's done.
Apr 28th 2018
179
      Do not want
Apr 28th 2018
181
      I kinda want him to choose Philly now
Apr 28th 2018
182
           man. you already know
May 01st 2018
186
Damn, he was on some Nyquil & Chill last night
Apr 28th 2018
180
My guacamole is back, y'all. Yum.
Apr 30th 2018
184
I'm just here to tell you, 'NyQuil' is the best name ever
Apr 30th 2018
185
This is O_E's GOAT contribution
Jun 18th 2018
187
This post was linear algebra to a class of 4th graders.
Jun 18th 2018
188
I use this term regularly now.
Jun 18th 2018
189
yeah. I mean... it looked like agenda leftovers at first
Jun 20th 2018
192
he's had many - but this one is a gem.
Jun 18th 2018
190
I hate doing this because I'm a big fan, but O_E won
Apr 24th 2019
193
As much as I wanna be like fuck him because he didn't come to the Lakers...
Apr 24th 2019
194
I'm starting a Patreon to donate to you being a real nigga.
Apr 24th 2019
195
Orbit won, and continues to win
Aug 24th 2020
196
you can see him thinking about his next IG story
Aug 24th 2020
197
What's your Venmo or CashApp. I'm serious.
Aug 25th 2020
201
I came here to see this get upped
Aug 24th 2020
198
Pandemic P: https://i.ibb.co/WPn9tNL/Paul-George-Covid.jpg
Aug 25th 2020
199
Oh damn, this is good....
Aug 25th 2020
200
anyone got that photoshop of PG holding a Nyquil bottle?
Aug 26th 2020
202
Wow...how did I miss this post? I'd seen the term thrown around,
Aug 27th 2020
203
you gotta see why this post was great
Aug 27th 2020
204
OE with surgical precision
Aug 28th 2020
205
...damn.
Sep 15th 2020
206
the whole damn team drank the 'Quil tonight.
Sep 15th 2020
207
dare I say it, Melo plays a more winning style of basketball.
Sep 15th 2020
208
HARD BOTTOMS!!
Sep 15th 2020
209
lmaooo
Sep 16th 2020
211
Pandemic P downs NyQuil with a hydroxychloroquine chaser
Sep 16th 2020
210
I didn't even fuck with this post hard but OE won
Sep 17th 2020
212
after that game 7 performance I'm thinking Kawhi has some Nyquil-ish...
Sep 17th 2020
213
2nd in 2016 MVP voting, 3rd in 2017
Sep 17th 2020
214
the year he hurt his ankle against the warriors
Sep 17th 2020
216
This post is exhibits A - Z of the perils of being mad.
Sep 17th 2020
215
Playoff Pleas' locker room speech after Game 7 met with eye rolls
Sep 22nd 2020
217
Playoff P still drunk on Nyquil
Dec 02nd 2020
218
Playoff Pleas
Dec 03rd 2020
219
I remember when him not signing with the Lakers 2 years ago was...
Dec 03rd 2020
220

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