"Bastradamas: Cataclysmic Civil War Ends The Empire of LeBronon " Wed Feb-27-13 10:49 AM by Basaglia
The End is Nigh...on OKS
The Jordanians, one of the founding factions of LeBronon, will grow agitated as their King's legend grows large enough that it begins to cast doubt on the divinity of their sacred Cheese God.
The True Witnesses will pressure the Jordanians to swear allegiance to the nation that took them in and gave them food and drink after their nation, so powerful IN THE GOTDAMN 1990s, wasted away due to age and really poor fashion choices. Not to mention their Cheese God's Great Speech of No Return that let everyone know he was a madman.
The Anti-Kobestanis will try to keep everyone's hate focused on their common enemy, but they will be the first to be annihilated, because they lack the will, commitment and honor of the other factions.