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In the event of Carmelo Anthony becoming a member of the Cleveland Cavaliers...

...Cuban B all words and deeds prior to transaction.

...revert to Pre-2013 Carmelo Anthony fandom levels.

...create diversionary contemporary and historical career comparisons. Suggestions include Kawhi Leonard, Kevin Durant, Paul George, Charles Barkley, Andrian Dantley, Karl Malone, Dominique Wilkins. Dirk Nowitzki, Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, Elvin Hayes and Alex English.

...recalibrate the Disastrously Incompetent Overconfident Nigga (D.I.O.N.™) loss-blaming system to ensure Kyrie still finishes 13th among all playoff-eligible Cleveland players.

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE