"Sex Boat/Bus/Plane/Car/Scooter scheduled to depart Baltimore soon...."
They are blaming it on McKinnie's weight, but its really the weight of that big ass champagne bottle coming down on Jacoby's head that has Ozzie picking up the phone.
07:09 AM ET 10.03 | Left tackle Bryant McKinnie's time in Baltimore may soon be drawing to a close. The Ravens could attempt to trade now that they're in the process of finalizing their trade for his replacement, Eugene Monroe, from the Jacksonville Jaguars, according to league sources. McKinnie, 34, participated in the Ravens' walkthrough practice today, but his status remains unresolved. Whether the Ravens will be successful at trading McKinnie remains to be seen with a fluid market for offensive tackles following the trade for Monroe. If they're unable to move McKinnie, the Ravens could just have him back up Monroe. McKinnie reported to training camp over his prescribed target weight of 346 pounds and the 6-foot-8 former Pro Bowl blocker has fluctuated between 355 and 357 pounds.