You could just do that instead of mining it for excerpts, considering that's pretty all you've got.
The rest?
Let's see: Some shit about Shaq, Colorado Kate, Vanessa's ring, Vanessa herself, Brandy and prom night, and Smush Parker being mad.
All of which have been covered ad nauseam round these here parts. \
So,uh, you know, unless you've got something *new* to add... you know, uh... your whole post just reeks of MAD and getting it in while the force fields are finally down. 08/09 kinda fucked up a your traction, but now that the fall looks near completion, you- just like L-Stah and Labeatsnobodywantstobuy- aren't doing much more to Lakers fans but amusing us.
Hell, even your fellow haters have largely ignored this post and all you've gotten from us is ridicule.