Both tank deaths cracked me up so much (the rolling under one and the one with him running in the battlefield).
The time-loop explanation was somewhat believable and not some old bullshit.
But I wondered about all the alternate timelines too. Like, there's probably about 750 timelines where Full Metal Bitch gotta deal with a dead Crooze and each one she has to just hope he makes it in a parallel universe somewhere. That's gotta suck.