8. "anyone who likes Fast Five is a shitty person" In response to In response to 0
it really wasn't good.
six is just self aware of how stupid it is to make it enjoyable (vin diesel's repeated superhuman leaps aren't annoying when they're so clearly camp)
and in the earlier flicks the fact they they completely ignore how cars is mostly ok.
but five?
there's no real racing at all and the action is mid-2000s blue screen fake physics cgi bullshit at its worst.
If they're all on cable TV at once there's no way I'm picking Five as the one to watch, and I seriously don't believe anyone else is either. the only thing it has an edge on over any of the previous movies is don omar and tego calderon's expanded roles. That's IT.