Welcome to OE's NEW AGENDA:RAMPANT HETEROPHOBIA IN the film crowdThat's right: HETEROPHOBIA <---watchMASTER AND COMMANDER >>>> PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEANRUSSELL CROWE >>>> JOHNNY DEPPIn general, I mean. Not sure why y'all artsy fartsies don't give Russell Crowehis due, thoughI know...he's a tad bit too red blooded for y'all. He befuckin bitches and punching white executives in the teeth.He is Australian, though, which makes him gay-er than mostAmericans, meaning y'all should give the man his respect. Odd, then, how y'all let Johnny Depp get away with makingmovies based on AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES, and STILL he gets the artsy pass. But back to the topic at hand (c) Mega MontanaMASTER AND COMMANDER was one of the best films of the decade.Receives almost NOOOOOO critical acclaim from the Lattes. Why no Latte for MASTER AND COMMANDER?FASCINATING setting. Interesting protagonist. The skinny blonde nigga who was the doctor was good too. The little kids was good up in that piece. Had DRAMA and ACTION. QUOTES and ONE-LINERSLike I said: Y'all just mad Russell Crowe only likes vagina. Y'all let Denzel get away with not liking dick, but that's because he black.STOP discriminating. Artsies gotta stop this HETERO-PHOBIACRY, CRY BABY CRYYYY (c) That bully from 'Christmas Story'