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16. "i think i have broken my system"
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i had an embarrassing experience when i was like 10 where i let one rip as i swung at a piƱata and everyone laughed. since then i have been determined to never let one out in front of any body.

i think i can pretty much hold it all day but dont have much control of letting one out when i really need to. pretty much if i need to let one out its time for a BM.

the thing is if i do have a lot of gas i cant use headphones cuz i instantly feel like i need to let one out and there are times they will come out if im using headphones and i just hope they were silent lol there are times where i feel fine but as soon as i get my headphones on i feel gassy. im thinking this cant be normal lol im hoping someone else says they get gassy when using headphones.

  

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On Farting at Work. How do you manage your releases? [View all] , Case_One, Fri Aug-10-18 09:57 AM
 
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either in my office or bathroom
Aug 10th 2018
1
if i think it's gonna be a loud one i'll just fart and cough at the same...
Aug 10th 2018
2
You do know that everyone knows what you're doing right? ROTFL
Aug 10th 2018
3
      Yeah but I don't really care about them people.
Aug 10th 2018
4
bathroom only. mine always smells like a corpse.
Aug 10th 2018
5
Whoa
Aug 10th 2018
7
      not that i know what a corpse smells like
Aug 10th 2018
12
Haha... at this new gig we share bathrooms in an office park.
Aug 10th 2018
6
Close my office door turn up my speaker and release
Aug 10th 2018
8
master the silent bomb
Aug 10th 2018
9
Hushed Hiroshima.
Aug 10th 2018
11
You just got to....leeeeeet it ouuuuuutttt (c) Lisa Stansfield
Aug 10th 2018
10
hallway is the minimum
Aug 10th 2018
13
over by the printer
Aug 10th 2018
14
*Gasps* Reb'm Doc...
Aug 10th 2018
15
I have to remember when I'm not working from home
Aug 10th 2018
18
      does wearing headphones make you need to rip one more though?
Aug 10th 2018
19
           I think I'm just more likely to be wearing headphones
Aug 10th 2018
20
I just get up and take a walk down a lonely corridor
Aug 10th 2018
17
Gotta go weapons-hot in the restroom.
Aug 10th 2018
21
I pretty much work alone at night so I'm good
Aug 11th 2018
22
Had a friend who worked late on a Saturday and thought everyone had left
Aug 11th 2018
23
Haha why would he even do that to himself?
Aug 11th 2018
24
Never the elevator unless you're walking out.
Aug 13th 2018
25
That's when it's time to go "Scan some paperwork"
Aug 13th 2018
26
Fortunately for me (and the world)
Aug 13th 2018
27
One of those kids is going to clown you one day...LOL
Aug 14th 2018
28
      RE: One of those kids is going to clown you one day...LOL
Aug 15th 2018
41
i just farted and didn't cough to cover it up.
Aug 15th 2018
29
Bruh....
Aug 15th 2018
30
      Yes?
Aug 15th 2018
35
           Ya killing'em without a mask...lol
Aug 15th 2018
36
                Haha, see reply #4
Aug 15th 2018
39
you go to the bathroom.
Aug 15th 2018
31
you...
Aug 15th 2018
32
NASTY ASS MOTHERFUCKA
Aug 15th 2018
33
Do you wait until youre alone in there
Aug 15th 2018
34
      Go into a stall and let it rip. IMO once you are in there, anything goes
Aug 15th 2018
38
      brap it the fuck up. sometimes I dont even wait for the door to
Aug 15th 2018
40
It's tough for me because we are all seated in a row with no dividers
Aug 15th 2018
37

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