and my boss is asking me to send a list of duties so the next person can pick up the pieces

A nigga made my job sound so basic and easy when I asked for a raise.

I feel bad for some of my coworkers but the ones I liked got a heads up from me.

I’m headed to the beach after my wife gets a massage.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*