I got offered a web and marketing gig at a small software firm in NC. I’m hype because the culture seems to be much better than my current gig. Significant pay raise, free lunch of Friday’s and they pay for all training and certifications and encourage growth in and outside of work

Only problem is a drug screening test. Gotdamn. I can’t even pimp strutt out of this old gig like I wanted to because I gotta make sure I pass that test. Would be foul to do a fuck you, and you, your cool and then fail the test.

That ain’t happening tho, I’ve really been working hard at changing my energy irl and it’s been working. Wife has done the same thing and is getting great results. We finally about to live it up.

once I start, I won’t be around as much on OKP and I know I will be missed. I’ll still peak in and shit but I have to make a good impression and be professional and what not.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*