I once punched a pigeon

in the quad area in college (shout out to Georgia State university), was just people, err chick watchin. pigeons all over.

not far from me was a white chick with her head down, reading a book. I saw the bird flyin towards her. dude perched right her head. she flails and screams. bird gets up and flies to try landing on my head. I gave it a quick punch in the chest. it flew away.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme