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bignick
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Sun Nov-19-17 01:57 PM

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"Time for another round of Million Dollar Shitbox: Los Angeles"


  

          

This house in my hood is listed at a cool $1.6 million. First, the good: It's in a safe, centrally-located, EXTREMELY walkable neighborhood in an excellent elementary school district. Shops, restaurants, grocery stores, museums and, in the not too distant future, a FUCKING SUBWAY STOP!

The house has 4 bedrooms & 1,800 square feet with a sizable back yard and huge garage that could be converted into more living space. And now the bad: It's totally a piece of shit.

Look at this turd:
https://imgur.com/a/NYwei

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angeles/6509-Colgate-Ave-90048/home/7093880

That means, you're spending over a million and a half to buy this house and then do a complete gut renovation. And nobody's doing that. So, some real estate developer is going to offer $1.4 all cash, tear it down and in six moths this will be another McMansion. Los Angeles is a crazy, futuristic real estate dystopia.

See you next time, everybody!!!


  

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Time for another round of Million Dollar Shitbox: Los Angeles [View all] , bignick, Sun Nov-19-17 01:57 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
ummm it's $1.6 million in Beverly Grove, not sure what you expected
Nov 19th 2017
1
1. That's the point. 2. Beverly Grove is bullshit real estate speak.
Nov 19th 2017
7
LA prices are stupid high
Nov 19th 2017
2
wow
Nov 19th 2017
3
nice humble brag fam, lol
Nov 19th 2017
4
^^this is the one time I'm glad I live in SD, not that it's that much be...
Nov 19th 2017
9
it was last sold for $20,500 in 1972
Nov 19th 2017
5
Because of Prop 13, that means almost nothing in property taxes.
Nov 19th 2017
8
FUCK
Nov 19th 2017
6
I assumed you were exaggerating.
Nov 19th 2017
10
Someone is gonna fix that up and flip it for a cool 1.8 - 2.4 mil
Nov 19th 2017
11
Not worth the risk imo
Nov 19th 2017
12
Math doesn't work on flips in this range.
Nov 20th 2017
13
man that shit is a diamond in the rough
Nov 20th 2017
14

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