me? it's squirrels. I can take care of 1 or 2 but if those little niggas turned on us it's a wrap. I have a nightmare of thousands of them running after me.

You can outrun them, you can't out climb them. Can only shoot so many.

Can they swim?

Anytime I watch National Lampoons Vacation and that squirrel pops out I die laughing but on the inside I'm thinking "we bout to die"

little ass hands too.

and they be in my back yard flying from tree to tree and one little fucker keeps sitting on my deck railing by the bedroom window and then he just dives onto the tree trunk..

every.fucking.day.

he does that shit like he's showing off.

ain't it wed?

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*