10. "he was chubby though so I said to myself... "fuck it, you can catch him"" In response to In response to 9
this is funny to me.
i picture him running, fast in his mind but slow as hell to anybody else watching...while you stand there looking up slightly is you think about whether or not you're gonna go after him...
then you shrug your shoulders and take off running. once he knows you're behind him and closing in fast, he panics and starts running even harder. but since the only thing that runs in his family is heart disease & diabetes, he's not going much faster.