Assuming y'all don't have kids?

My downstairs neighbor chick walked in angry as hell her boyfriend ain't do shit all day....

You sat on your ass all fucking day....

Mrmmrmmrmmm... I just thought you might have mrhrhrrmmm... (Couldn't hear that part)

She was gone for a few days since Christmas and just got back home and was screaming loud enough to hear through the walls..

I was downstairs in the basement doing laundry... Like oh.

He was like well what you're saying isn't unreasonable but the way you're saying it is...

Anyway, you got productivity quotas for your s.o.? Do they keep tabs on you?

Cause some days I don't feel like doing shit. I need to know if this bs is normal.