a friend of my wife's family owns a club

my wife's uncle works there

he gets me put on to do 'assorted tasks' (keeping the bathroom clean, running to the store for the chef, helping at the bar, cleaning up messes etc)

part of my job was also helping get drunk mofos up out the spot, or assisting in the removal of unruly guests

I'm 5'9" when the wind is blowing, and at the time...maybe 180.

when a dude from Turkey and and ethnic Armenian get into a drunken argument about the genocide...you don't wanna be in the middle of that.

it was cool for a minute tho.

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