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use your kids pee or a non smokers...freeze it in a plastic water bottle..it lasts up to a year... DOESNT matter the sex... morning of the test or night before.. thaw out. put in a travel shampoo bottle...test day...wear tighty whiteys put bottle in crouch area between legs under nutsack...all to maintain body temp and keep warm... go in for test..piss all over toilet (so they KNOW you went)..put pee from bottle in cup......as soon as u walk out they will test for temp...you will be straight...and smoke one on the way home...because u hired..no sweat.. i used to use my daughters pee regularly..and passed every single time..
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So i'm smokin on this cactus, bangin Fat Patrick hustla til i die baby grindin like a savage pimp game sweet, breakin ankles and feet cuz these hoes break they toes til they job complete