was when i reported to someone that was out of the office ALL THE DAMN TIME. long story short, in a 6 month period they had 90 days where they didn't log into any databases or send a single email.

eventually somebody snitched and i get a visit from a big wig wondering what's been happening the last 1/2 year. i spoke on everything i had accomplished which ended up being my job and most of the no-shower's job.

when asked why i never said anything about the MIA colleague, i reminded the big wig that this was my 1st time meeting them. so if i had a concern, where would I send it? i just said I wasn't sure what was going on and i knew the show had to go on so i showed up to work everyday and got shit done.


easiest promotion i ever got in my life...


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I ain't lyin. This shit i'm making up is true...