24. "I'm walking in my neighborhood/Jewish kid lemonade stand" In response to In response to 0 Mon Sep-21-15 12:23 PM by ThaAnthology
Ok so I'm walking in my neighborhood a month ago. I see a lemonade stand. Happy lil Jewish girls tending to it. I don't want any lemonade, but I support the kids. So I walk up ans this blonde girl gives me like a "bro-man" head nod and greets me with a "what up yo."
I immediately side-eye her real big. I greet her with "Well how are you all today? Very well I trust."
She kinda stared at me. Her friend picked up on it though and was like "We are well sir, and yourself."
We proceeded to speak professionally while I slapped my $2 donation on the table. Then blondy goes "peace out!" and I say. "You have a great day, and take care."
"You too!"
"Indeed."
I don't do the slang shyt with the brothers... how you gone get me doing that with you? Make me my lemonade and kick rocks lol.