Phuckin' Volkswagen Passat.

My oil pump went out. $700 to the car gods down the road. Hopefully it's fixed today. Gotta love that aluminum engine, small oil level capacity and that sh*tty ass and rather minute oil suction screen.

I refuse to get another car though....because if I do, then my girl would have won the "I told you so" war.

And I will not give in.

well not yet.


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A man and his castle.

Everyone in my house is gone. Ol girl is on some exotic isle partaking in the consumption of libations with fruity names adorned with umbrellas. My son is somewhere with his toes in the sandy beaches of Florida. My girl's daughter is somewhere running the streets of NYC with her aunt and grandmother...

And then there's me and the dog. At home. Doing Nothing. The dog has been lookin' at me as if I've punished her by making her stay behind with me. The look is quite pitiful. It almost says " Damn, here with yo ass again". But then I go into the sunroom, ramble around for a dog biscuit and she seems to enjoy my company for a few hours more.

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Lifes and Bitch and then you die

I think I have an ear infection which as soon as I pick up my car (mentioned above) I'll likely go to the nearest medical facility and have that issue.

I had all these big plans of what to do while everyone is away and as per my usual luck---life has proceeded to be my biggest obstacle. Thats fine though. I kind of expected some hurdles along the way.

I'm sure it could be worse.


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It's Dark and Hell is hot

It's supposed to be in the upper 90's this weekend here in Atlanta. With the heat index and humidity it is likely to feel around 105. I am going to do what any self respecting adult would do ---stay inside and suck up the cool breezes created by central air conditioning. I mean no one is home so I can drop that sum'bish real low--frigid even. Well that is until the dog (also mentioned above) throws off some sort of look that sort of says "you know it's cold in this muhphucka, right? "


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IG

people are hilarious.

My IG feed is public. Nothing for me to hide at all.
Out of the blue I receive a text from G*d knows who that says " I don't like seeing or hearing about your girlfriend".

I laughed.

Who does that? Who did I scorn? Who still wants sum'this peen? LOL

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Anyway give me five.