sixteenstone Member since Sep 22nd 2002 27996 posts
Wed Jan-07-15 08:42 PM
88. " ** CONFESSION WEDNESDAY **" In response to In response to 0
Oh niggas I thought I was DONE for. But the doctor emailed me my results: not pregnant I felt like the men on Maury when they find out they ain't the father. Survived another month! I gained 7 pounds in 4 weeks and was constantly nauseated. I'm probably just hella lactose intolerant.
*moonwalks with a whiskey shot*
And why is my doctor so fine? He has this sorta ethnic ambiguous type of thing going on. He's tall, very fit with a baby face but has lots of silver hairs running through his mane. He looks like maybe he's white, but one of his parents or grandparents is Asian. He's a walking gorgeous oxymoron.