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"Talk Shit About A Movie You Hate, and We Guess What It Is....I'll Start...."


  

          

Fuck-ass John Travolta, I hope he dies.

I can't believe the winning moment...no, the ONLY thing WORTH THINKING of this movie was a damn 1.5 second Haile Berry shot. Hugh Jackman cashing-in on his newfound popularity was spent on this piece of shit. The worst part about the "suprise TWIST' ending was that I predicted it halfway through when we saw the FAKE John Travolta head. Goddamnit, why did I have to see his OBNOXIOUS, wannabe "devious" facial expression THIS many times? Travolta plays the same role in every movie...he plays an actor who ACTING like the role. That smirk shows up whether he's supposed to be an eccentric, world-conquering hustler, or a smart-ass angel.

Oh yeah, and fuck Cheattle for making this somewhat of a legit film. Other than that, it as ass.

"Twist"-ending my balls. "OOH, he REPLACED what was SUPPOSED to be his body with the REPLICA body we saw earlier!" Fucking duh!

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Talk Shit About A Movie You Hate, and We Guess What It Is....I'll Start.... [View all] , MANHOODLUM, Mon May-30-05 05:31 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I'll do one.
May 30th 2005
1
ha ha
May 30th 2005
3
Damn that was mine
May 30th 2005
13
Pretty woman
May 30th 2005
40
LMAO!
Jun 02nd 2005
176
loser.
May 30th 2005
15
RE: loser.
Jun 01st 2005
115
      At least Will likes Seinfeld.
Jun 01st 2005
145
           RE: Envy 2?
Jun 02nd 2005
166
*standing ovation*
May 30th 2005
22
'I shot myself, and it KILLED my purely psychological deficiency!'
May 30th 2005
33
You like Norm Macdonald movies.
Jun 02nd 2005
156
      Dirty Work >>>>>> Fight Club
Jun 02nd 2005
157
           Fight Club >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Say Anything/The Big Lebowski
Jun 02nd 2005
158
           well that was predictable
Jun 02nd 2005
171
                Like the Dirty Work joke wasn't.
Jun 02nd 2005
177
           So true, it must be SIGWORTHY.
Jun 02nd 2005
159
                Ed Norton beating himself up for 5 minutes
Jun 02nd 2005
172
                     RE: Ed Norton beating himself up for 5 minutes
Jun 02nd 2005
175
Something Swordfish, right?
May 30th 2005
2
well the Hugh Jackman-getting-head-under-pressure was...
May 30th 2005
34
I love Jode Foster, but...
May 30th 2005
4
some people feel Contact is the best science fiction film of all time
May 30th 2005
5
      and those people are wrong.
May 30th 2005
16
      RE: and those people are wrong.
May 30th 2005
26
      For the 10,000th time...it wasn't her father lol
May 31st 2005
60
           RE: For the 10,000th time...it wasn't her father lol
May 31st 2005
68
                She had a look on her face when she saw him, like 'duuuh duh'
May 31st 2005
86
                     RE: She had a look on her face when she saw him, like 'duuuh duh'
May 31st 2005
93
      If people would read the book
Jun 06th 2005
245
Now I don't *ever* want ot go to Africa.
May 30th 2005
6
The Lion King!
May 30th 2005
8
      lol...wrong, wrong (c) u know who
May 30th 2005
14
      Belly.
May 30th 2005
21
           lmfao.
May 30th 2005
32
           bingo! *hands you an OKCookie*
May 31st 2005
51
      I just laughed my ass off.
May 30th 2005
23
      You share my hate
May 30th 2005
42
god DAMN this flick is slow-moving!
May 30th 2005
7
you really hate that one
May 30th 2005
17
      more than almost any other film of the last decade
May 30th 2005
19
           Don't worry I am with you
May 30th 2005
20
                kingdom of the heaven sucks
May 31st 2005
55
                RE: Not as bad as...
Jun 01st 2005
116
                     yet wind up on a planet where water makes up 70% of the surface
Jun 01st 2005
118
We've already seen someone get hit in the nuts....
May 30th 2005
9
the mustache was funny, though
May 30th 2005
10
RE: Talk Shit About A Movie You Hate, and We Guess What It Is....I'll St...
May 30th 2005
11
hater.
May 30th 2005
12
RE: nice
Jun 01st 2005
117
AMEN!
Jun 02nd 2005
197
actually, I think I'd prefer the politicians tried to save the world
May 30th 2005
18
Day after tomorrow?
Jun 01st 2005
105
      nah
Jun 01st 2005
106
So lemme get this straight...
May 30th 2005
24
The Passion of the Christ
May 30th 2005
48
hey! i liked donnie darko...i think
May 31st 2005
58
I refuse to answer, on the grounds that you like Donnie Darko.
May 31st 2005
99
RE: So lemme get this straight...
Jun 02nd 2005
198
RE: So lemme get this straight...
Jun 02nd 2005
199
So thats what black people would do if they had an airplane? FUCKOUTTA H...
May 30th 2005
25
RE: So thats what black people would do if they had an airplane? FUCKOUT...
Jun 02nd 2005
200
How the fuck he never realize he had super powers?
May 30th 2005
27
i TOLD you not to watch that director's films!
May 30th 2005
28
plus
May 30th 2005
29
Sam Jackson needed some super clippers in that damn film
May 30th 2005
35
RE: Sam Jackson needed some super clippers in that damn film
Jun 01st 2005
119
RE: How the fuck he never realize he had super powers?
Jun 02nd 2005
226
So he kills the wrong guy, but his wife supports her husband?
May 30th 2005
30
RE: So he kills the wrong guy, but his wife supports her husband?
May 30th 2005
31
Batman and Robin
Jun 16th 2005
251
yeah that ending was shite.
May 30th 2005
37
In all fairness
May 30th 2005
44
Yeah but with hype and time and viewings on HBO the hate grows
May 30th 2005
45
      ha
May 30th 2005
47
      it doesn't hold up very well to repeat viewings
May 31st 2005
64
Okay, I'll admit it: I have no idea which movie you're describing.
May 31st 2005
70
M. River
May 31st 2005
75
      Thank you.
May 31st 2005
76
Fuck his wife, tho...she snitched on her MAN...
May 31st 2005
90
      I actually laughed. I was like, "You REALLY don't know? You stupid?"
May 31st 2005
92
      problem with that film is that none of the characters are sympathetic
Jun 02nd 2005
223
           ie everyone was an idiot
Jun 02nd 2005
224
wow
May 30th 2005
36
Ocean's Eleven
May 30th 2005
41
      I thought it was Gosford Park, haha.
May 30th 2005
43
      Oceans 12
May 30th 2005
46
           RE: Oceans 12
Jun 01st 2005
122
                worst scene of any movie
Jun 02nd 2005
182
                     RE: worst scene of any movie
Jun 02nd 2005
189
I'll take a shot
May 30th 2005
38
RE: I'll take a shot
Jun 02nd 2005
201
damn Sofia Vergara is hot
May 30th 2005
39
Wait, that's that 'Chasing Papi' movie, ain't it?
May 30th 2005
50
hahaha *presses mute, and opens up the Jergins*
May 31st 2005
91
      CO-SIGN!!!
Jun 01st 2005
150
Okay, so now is Keanu dead? How did he stop the machine?
May 30th 2005
49
A Walk in the Clouds
May 31st 2005
52
Sorry. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
May 31st 2005
73
      Thank God this is a joke, because Bill and Ted 2 is AMAZING
May 31st 2005
85
      B&TBJ >>>>>>>>>> This movie
May 31st 2005
103
revolutions made reloaded semi watchable
May 31st 2005
59
They remade this?!?!
May 31st 2005
53
rollerball?
May 31st 2005
54
      RE: rollerball?
Jun 01st 2005
123
      exactly.
Jun 02nd 2005
160
Okay I get it, he's a weird genius
May 31st 2005
56
SO THEY JUST GIVE HER THE FUCKING KID BACK
May 31st 2005
57
the Isiah/Haile Berry flick? When she left him in a dumpster
May 31st 2005
66
no.
May 31st 2005
101
The Forgotten....
Jun 01st 2005
135
      I watched a bootleg and felt ripped off
Jun 01st 2005
155
Not even Gael Garcia Bernal could save this one.
May 31st 2005
61
Haha...but I remember your review of it.
May 31st 2005
71
Bingo!
Jun 01st 2005
113
crime of padre amaro
May 31st 2005
72
      padre amaro DID suck ass but...
Jun 01st 2005
120
           dot the i
Jun 02nd 2005
162
A Dialogue:
May 31st 2005
62
The Spam in The Iron Mask....oui? lol
May 31st 2005
67
RE: A Dialogue:
Jun 01st 2005
124
wow this movie should be intense
May 31st 2005
63
Hahahahahaha
May 31st 2005
65
What movie is this so I don't rent it lol
May 31st 2005
89
      I think its Pumpkin
May 31st 2005
95
      I'm pretty sure it's Elephant. n/m
May 31st 2005
96
           ...was his name-o
May 31st 2005
97
fuck it, Elephant was a good film!
Jun 01st 2005
111
      dude go watch Goodfellas for the 50th time
Jun 01st 2005
114
      check out the original
Jun 01st 2005
121
who would travel that far
May 31st 2005
69
Cold Mountain? I thought the problem with that one
Jun 01st 2005
146
HA!! Well played.
Jun 01st 2005
147
      I never saw it.
Jun 01st 2005
149
           that too
Jun 01st 2005
152
And why was Renee Zigzagger making goo-goo eyes at Jack White
Jun 01st 2005
154
So here's the thing...
May 31st 2005
74
XXX 2
May 31st 2005
77
Italians acting as Cubans always end up looking like Mexicans
May 31st 2005
88
lol...The Perez Family
Jun 02nd 2005
180
RE: So here's the thing...
Jun 02nd 2005
203
The brothers finally/unfortunalty let me down here
May 31st 2005
78
Intolerable Cruelty
May 31st 2005
79
she looks classy in it, but not hot
May 31st 2005
80
      nah man she looks damn good in it
May 31st 2005
82
           What movie does she look bad in?
May 31st 2005
83
                not saying she looks bad in anything
May 31st 2005
84
Zeta-Jones is bad bodied tho, so for them to make her
May 31st 2005
87
my fucking eyes
May 31st 2005
94
RE: The brothers finally/unfortunalty let me down here
Jun 01st 2005
125
If it wasn't for fine ass Lela this shit would be a total waste
May 31st 2005
81
ummm... Waiting to Exhale?
Jun 01st 2005
112
      RE: ummm... Waiting to Exhale?
Jun 01st 2005
137
so it took 100+ minutes for this movie to tell me
May 31st 2005
98
CENTURY MARK! And that movie was okay in retrospect.
May 31st 2005
100
Bruce Almighty?
Jun 01st 2005
108
the one. the only.
Jun 01st 2005
132
      RE: the one. the only.
Jun 02nd 2005
227
RE: so it took 100+ minutes for this movie to tell me
Jun 01st 2005
126
Horatio Sanz got a fucking movie? Wait, what's Roselyn Sanchez
May 31st 2005
102
Boat Trip
Jun 01st 2005
104
THIS won best movie?!?
Jun 01st 2005
107
Forrest Gump!
Jun 01st 2005
109
hahahaha @ 'Spaniard'
Jun 01st 2005
110
RE: THIS won best movie?!?
Jun 03rd 2005
239
the plot: nonsensical shit / lesbian love scene / nonsensical shit
Jun 01st 2005
127
She Hate Me?
Jun 01st 2005
128
silencio
Jun 01st 2005
130
and the dvd has no chapters so you can't just jump to the lesbian scene
Jun 01st 2005
129
RE: Mullholland Drive?
Jun 01st 2005
131
RE: A buncha brats in the woods
Jun 01st 2005
133
Blair Witch cost 27,000 to make
Jun 01st 2005
134
oh wow this deep south racist overcame his racist feelings
Jun 01st 2005
136
LOL...You could've made it a _little_ more challenging. :-)
Jun 01st 2005
138
LOL
Jun 01st 2005
139
you fucking racist
Jun 01st 2005
148
just think of the racsits who changed their ways
Jun 01st 2005
151
      I changed MY ways for sure
Jun 02nd 2005
186
I damn near wanted to fight somebody
Jun 02nd 2005
164
RE: Blair Witch cameraman @ it again
Jun 01st 2005
140
didnt we already mention a Matrix movie?
Jun 01st 2005
141
RE: Yes
Jun 01st 2005
142
      This is...
Jun 01st 2005
143
           RE: Indeed
Jun 01st 2005
144
but she's naked for
Jun 02nd 2005
183
So, this dude meets this girl who just moved in. New neighbor.
Jun 01st 2005
153
RE: So, this dude meets this girl who just moved in. New neighbor.
Jun 02nd 2005
205
Girl Next Door is a guilty pleasure for me
Jun 06th 2005
246
      RE: Girl Next Door is a guilty pleasure for me
Jun 06th 2005
247
If fuckers are after you with a shotgun
Jun 02nd 2005
161
and why the fuck are you stopping to piss?!
Jun 02nd 2005
170
I don't find you or any of your brothers funny
Jun 02nd 2005
163
RE: Low Down Dirty Shame?
Jun 02nd 2005
169
      He was like Jada's roommate or some shit
Jun 02nd 2005
174
Another Dialogue
Jun 02nd 2005
165
RE: They shoulda 86'd...
Jun 02nd 2005
167
you = Ain't never a liar
Jun 02nd 2005
168
RE: PG-13 but supposedly really scary?
Jun 02nd 2005
173
RE: PG-13 but supposedly really scary?
Jun 02nd 2005
206
      RE: PG-13 but supposedly really scary?
Jun 02nd 2005
209
Wait...there's a sequel planned?!?
Jun 02nd 2005
178
haha word
Jun 02nd 2005
179
is there really gonna be a Boondocks Saints sequel?
Jun 02nd 2005
190
      Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
Jun 02nd 2005
192
           sequel been 'in production' for years
Jun 02nd 2005
195
I'm surprised no one has done this one yet.
Jun 02nd 2005
181
I was gonna do it and just write, "Frogs? FROGS?"
Jun 02nd 2005
187
so adam sandler
Jun 02nd 2005
184
lol...Punch Drunk Love
Jun 02nd 2005
188
      OR:
Jun 02nd 2005
191
so your strategy for
Jun 02nd 2005
185
RE: so your strategy for
Jun 02nd 2005
208
This is Cabin Fever, right?
Jun 02nd 2005
211
      yep
Jun 02nd 2005
219
a movie so confused it thinks a plastic bag is beautiful
Jun 02nd 2005
193
hah
Jun 02nd 2005
194
American Beauty
Jun 02nd 2005
196
I too like the movie
Jun 02nd 2005
202
How'd that fat motherfucker fit comin outta the TV in the first place?
Jun 02nd 2005
204
I know the movie doesn't really have a budget
Jun 02nd 2005
207
RE: I know the movie doesn't really have a budget
Jun 02nd 2005
210
RE: Throwing caffeine & nicotine in each scene...
Jun 02nd 2005
212
the irony of puting "coffee" in the title..
Jun 02nd 2005
213
hipster celebs totally do though!
Jun 02nd 2005
225
RE: Is that supposed 2 be Mr. Hyde?
Jun 02nd 2005
214
RE: Is that supposed 2 be Mr. Hyde?
Jun 03rd 2005
240
RE: Tom Cruise has a lot more hair this time
Jun 02nd 2005
215
Coem on! Thandie Newton is hot!
Jun 02nd 2005
217
      LOL and I thought he was talking about Vanilla Sky
Jun 02nd 2005
218
      Yeah, that's what I thought too at first
Jun 02nd 2005
220
      yeah that's exactly what I was thinking
Jun 02nd 2005
221
      RE: LOL and I thought he was talking about Vanilla Sky
Jun 03rd 2005
232
      RE: Thandie Newton being hot...
Jun 03rd 2005
231
count the surprise endings!
Jun 02nd 2005
216
Is this all the same movie?
Jun 03rd 2005
234
      the village
Jun 03rd 2005
235
Self defense isn't murder...
Jun 02nd 2005
222
hahaha she completely MacGyvered his apartment
Jun 03rd 2005
229
Dialogue Three
Jun 03rd 2005
228
LOL Penelope Cruz spends ALL KINDA TIME in an ASYLUM
Jun 03rd 2005
230
RE: Get off the phone...
Jun 03rd 2005
233
ROLMAO!
Jun 03rd 2005
241
this movie makes me want to dump oil into the sea & kill all marine life
Jun 03rd 2005
236
RE: Free Willy!
Jun 03rd 2005
237
Damn, that's cold. You hated Free Willy that much?
Jun 03rd 2005
238
RE: Talk Shit About A Movie You Hate, and We Guess What It Is....I'll St...
Jun 03rd 2005
242
IT!
Jun 16th 2005
253
RE: I feel sorry 4 Tim Roth
Jun 03rd 2005
243
I knew what this was just from reading the subject line
Jun 03rd 2005
244
WTF is this Braveheart in the desert BS?
Jun 06th 2005
248
RE: I feel sorry 4 Barry Pepper
Jun 06th 2005
249
Barry Pepper sucked in that too
Jun 06th 2005
250
FUCK THAT GIGLI "Actor"!
Jun 16th 2005
252
people say this shit is great?
Jun 16th 2005
254

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