Since people complain about Hayden's Anakin character, I figured I'll kill the double-standard, and remind everyone why our Jedi "messiah" is the the lamest character, only 2nd to Jar Jar.

10. Star Wars. Luke whining to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. "It's a whole'NOTHER year!". Duke, your 19 years old. He whines more than Anakin in "Phantom Menace", and he was like 10 in that movie.

5. Star Wars. Luke getting frustrated 'cause he got zapped in the butt. While our "hero" is practicing his saber "techniques" with a small remote laser ball, he gets zapped, gets frustrated, and lets out a big, whiney sigh that can be heard louder than Alderaan's screaming population in the force. Obi-Wan should've hollared at Leia first.

4. Return of the Jedi. Luke's performance before he was supposed to get executed by Jabba. How is Luke going to blatantly LOOK at Lando (who's playing undercover), and give him this huge, what's SUPPOSED to be subtle, knod? Luke almost fucked up the entire operation. Plus, him saying "Jabba!" sounds so limp-wristed, it's no wonder why his entire entourage was laughing. Dumbass.

3. Return of the Jedi: Luke running in the pit. When Luke fell down the trap door, the the huge monster comes out (forgive me for forgetting it's name), the way he runs across the dungeon is MOST fuckin ridiculous. This moment leads up to...

2. Return of the Jedi: Luke trying to pull open the gate. Watching a tense "Jedi Knight" make a face like he's about to shit on himself, while simultaneously watching his mullet flop back'n forth, trying to pull open a door, is most troubling.

1. Return of the Jedi. Luke blindly swinging at Darth Vader when he threatened to turn Leia. This is self-explanatory. Just watch the scene. Luke leaves 98.9% of his body ungaurded, hitting wires, pipes, and everything else BESIDES Vader. How his target didn't manage to stick his glowing red blade into Luke's kidney is beyond me. Vader is almost as bad in this scene. Not only did Luke completely FLEE from the Jedi way (even moreso than "Empire"), but he looked like a complete hoe doing it.

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