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"Shaq is Engaged to a Familiar..uh...Face"


          

O’Neal Shaq-ing up in Sudbury?
By Gayle Fee & Laura Raposa | Tuesday, August 24, 2010 | http://www.bostonherald.com | The Inside Track

Word on the luxe real estate front is that the newest Boston Celtic - and possibly the newly engaged - Shaquille O’Neal, has found a humble little place to call home out in Sudbury. And by humble, we are, of course, joking.

We hear the Big Shamroq has rented a private hilltop four-dwelling compound on many acres that has all the comforts a star athlete requires - including a par-3 golf course!

Our spies say the spiffy sanctuary includes a 13-room manor home, a four-season party house, a five-room guest house and a three-room apartment. Perhaps Shaq is planning on feathering his local nest with reported fiancee Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander .

According to the St. Louis Post Dispatch, the Big Guy got down on one knee on the dance floor at the Sahara Mediterranean Cuisine and Hookah Lounge in suburban St. Louis over the weekend and put a ring on his date’s finger.

Internet reports say Shaq, who was in the Gateway City to play in a charity golf tournament, has been keeping company with Hoopz, a former contestant on the VH1 reality show “I Love Money,” for a few months.

The Celts’ new center is just recently divorced from his wife of seven years and the mother of four of his kids, Shaunie Nelson . Question: Does rebounding with a gal named “Hoopz” who was on a show called “I Love Money” seem like a recipe for marital success?

Anyway, no word on whether Nicki was with Shaq on his house-hunting expedition with Coldwell Banker Realtor Tori McDowell . Tori said she couldn’t tell us a thing. Natch. But do stay tuned!

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Shaq is Engaged to a Familiar..uh...Face [View all] , Melanism, Tue Aug-24-10 12:54 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
The Big L (no rapper-o)
Aug 24th 2010
1
i'll never understand why these ballers reward these hoes
Aug 24th 2010
2
No Homo but:
Aug 24th 2010
19
      Shit, no homo again but Shaq ain't bigger than a baby head so...
Aug 24th 2010
46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56eByusvLaQ
Aug 24th 2010
3
i think everyone hit that but Real
Aug 24th 2010
4
smh @ flavor flav's sloppy 2nds becoming the fodder of
Aug 24th 2010
5
chick has an amazing body
Aug 24th 2010
6
RE: Shaq is Engaged to a Familiar..uh...Face
Aug 24th 2010
7
is his divorce even official yet? dude CAN'T be this dumb
Aug 24th 2010
8
you niggas kill me w/ the sloppy seconds shit
Aug 24th 2010
9
^^fucking this chick I fucked up in the best western a year ago^^
Aug 24th 2010
10
too bad I fucked her two years ago in a Subway bathroom.. lol
Aug 24th 2010
11
      i don't what none of y'all say. ill still loves her.
Aug 24th 2010
12
      lol
Aug 24th 2010
16
      Nigga that was a re-up...I was fucking that bitch when Silver Spoon was
Aug 24th 2010
13
           u right, around that time I was fuckin yo current girl... lol
Aug 24th 2010
17
           y'all thought she was "away at school" and she was up here working...
Aug 24th 2010
20
                RE: y'all thought she was "away at school" and she was up here working.....
Aug 24th 2010
26
Shaq dont give a fuck about that shit, Superhead was one of his main...
Aug 24th 2010
18
ain't none of em virgins but some of em are more well traveled
Aug 24th 2010
21
every chick that ain't a virgin is a "hoe" that ain't the point tho
Aug 24th 2010
22
sloppy seconds is one thing
Aug 24th 2010
25
dogg, you can ALWAYS tell which niggas don't get pussy.
Aug 24th 2010
30
:( @ "decent amount of cockmeat in her various orifi"
Aug 24th 2010
32
aiyo you know the deal, write...
Aug 24th 2010
35
Hey speak for yourself...I started head late....MAD late. lol I was
Aug 24th 2010
37
      now that's just wrong, yo.
Aug 24th 2010
44
           It wasn't even really like I was being defiantly selfish...
Aug 24th 2010
45
                i mean, it does happen...
Aug 24th 2010
49
                She probably fucked his best man though. That nigga just didn't
Aug 24th 2010
53
                     well, that was me...
Aug 24th 2010
59
                          naw, u was the mf that fell in love with the stripper @ the bachelor par...
Aug 24th 2010
60
                          Then she fucked one of the groomsman. lol
Aug 24th 2010
62
                Maybe we should make Shaq posts more often.
Aug 24th 2010
50
                lol@"maybe we should make Shaq posts more often"
Aug 24th 2010
55
                     RE: lol@"maybe we should make Shaq posts more often"
Aug 24th 2010
58
                          :) No problem.
Aug 24th 2010
63
                RE: It wasn't even really like I was being defiantly selfish...
Aug 24th 2010
51
                     You wish...lol
Aug 24th 2010
57
                          It's cool, I understand you don't want folks to know
Aug 25th 2010
71
*lets it go to voicemail*
Aug 24th 2010
36
      LMAO...Hey I was probably going to fall asleep on you. Starting
Aug 24th 2010
38
           On top of 6:30am, you hiked the Appalachian Trail of cockmeat.
Aug 26th 2010
163
                Put flag on the top of mountain. *puts hands on hips* lol
Aug 26th 2010
164
^ SPOT ON ^
Aug 24th 2010
48
quality use of "orifi"
Aug 24th 2010
61
Realest shit ever. That type of shit just doesn't matter.
Aug 24th 2010
65
      Right, the way these Hollywood actors play wifeswap and shit, how many.....
Aug 24th 2010
66
           Even not in Hollywood. I don't wanna know the shit my new SO has done.
Aug 25th 2010
69
                even broaching the subject is an auto-L.
Aug 25th 2010
92
                     I bang wit 8-5, I see hate in ur eyes, u waitin to die AYE AYE AYE AYE!
Aug 25th 2010
125
                          lmao
Aug 25th 2010
151
damn, that hookah lounge is literally right down the street from me...
Aug 24th 2010
14
they closed the hookah bar in chapel hill. RAGE
Aug 24th 2010
15
yea the location was kinda confusing to me. isn't hoopz from michigan?
Aug 24th 2010
23
      Shaq and a bunch of other sports celebs were in town for Albert Pujols'....
Aug 24th 2010
24
      Didn't Hughes have 2 top notch botches on each side at that fight?
Aug 24th 2010
27
LOL
Aug 24th 2010
28
good for him. ain't like she fucked wyclef, usher, marques houston
Aug 24th 2010
29
lol good point
Aug 24th 2010
31
lol, mos smashed too, back when they did the carmen jawnt together.
Aug 24th 2010
33
RE: lol, mos smashed too, back when they did the carmen jawnt together.
Aug 24th 2010
52
I think Beyonce is prude
Aug 25th 2010
70
DAMN! Beyonce got down like that??
Aug 24th 2010
67
Ok but Yonce sitting on like 86 mill brah..
Aug 25th 2010
74
i just guffawed mad loud @ the office
Aug 25th 2010
89
RE: good for him. ain't like she fucked wyclef, usher, marques houston
Aug 25th 2010
80
LMAO@most of your niggas.
Aug 24th 2010
34
Hoops fucked Flava Flav & 37 Dirty South rappers I change the channel on...
Aug 24th 2010
39
mercy.
Aug 24th 2010
40
that nga said Frankie Wave Cap & Fish Nugget Terry ***DEAD***
Aug 24th 2010
47
Lil Corn Chip got skills on mixtapes though.
Aug 24th 2010
41
His mixes come with a loosie Vanilla Mild
Aug 24th 2010
43
LOL..at the comedy in this post..nm
Aug 25th 2010
73
Fish Nugget Terry is the Waka Flocka of Stone Mountain
Aug 25th 2010
77
lol..get em (c) DMX
Aug 25th 2010
81
ok, seriously...imma take a walk @ this point
Aug 25th 2010
91
i need a defibrillator up in this bitch, fam. Fish mfin Nugget Terry.
Aug 25th 2010
105
      Just off of that post this joint is archivable. FISH NUGGET
Aug 25th 2010
106
           http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/davidd1/GoldFishMan.jpg
Aug 25th 2010
140
hahahhha
Aug 25th 2010
102
ARCHIVE
Aug 25th 2010
138
fish.nugget.terry. lmao.
Aug 28th 2010
173
Shaq's fuckin stupid.
Aug 24th 2010
42
Just to pile on....
Aug 24th 2010
54
then why she fukkin with Shaq...
Aug 25th 2010
68
My bad, I should have specified...
Aug 25th 2010
93
I heard you can spot her at New Jersey Ys at 6:30 am
Aug 25th 2010
72
You think she gave it up to the ex-Marine?
Aug 26th 2010
165
Chism an nem done chiseled her out??..
Aug 25th 2010
76
I don't know about him specifically, but I know a few others did.
Aug 25th 2010
94
lol@"I've heard from pretty good authority"
Aug 25th 2010
83
LOL @ the swipe from those two fat gossipy yentas
Aug 24th 2010
56
married to hoops and Hoopz. fucking hilarious.
Aug 24th 2010
64
I smell a rap-career comeback. Jim Jones would kill for that couplet
Aug 25th 2010
78
      oh, there'll be some idiot who says he gonna "shoot IN hoopz"...
Aug 25th 2010
88
           lol.
Aug 25th 2010
95
           That would be Fabolous all day. Plus he's a twitter gangster too.
Aug 25th 2010
147
           I just heard that in Camron's voice...
Aug 26th 2010
152
           RE: I just heard that in Camron's voice...
Aug 26th 2010
153
                allright...
Aug 26th 2010
156
                http://i49.tinypic.com/2h3o5fb.jpg
Aug 26th 2010
161
           Tag Team is back again w/ "Hoopz! Here's our jiz!" (c) Casey Kasem
Aug 26th 2010
158
This post is amazing
Aug 25th 2010
75
This poast contains all my daily OKP minerals and vitamins
Aug 25th 2010
79
Lmao Dula shut this post down. Shaq needs to cut him a check or somethi...
Aug 25th 2010
82
But then again,do you really wanna wife Fish Nugget Terry's ex?
Aug 25th 2010
84
ARCH HIVE PLEASE
Aug 25th 2010
85
It's sad that rap is so wack that you would have to question
Aug 25th 2010
87
why do these idiots get engaged/married?
Aug 25th 2010
86
^^ Prefers to move from Ex Girl to the Next Girl
Aug 25th 2010
90
RE: ^^ Prefers to move from Ex Girl to the Next Girl
Aug 26th 2010
166
^^^Took it personal
Aug 25th 2010
100
^^^no shame in his game
Aug 25th 2010
101
But he right though lol
Aug 25th 2010
124
      We Know His Steez
Aug 25th 2010
134
^^^^^^^^^Execution of a Chump
Aug 25th 2010
116
^^^Refuses to Step in that Arena
Aug 25th 2010
120
#FuckSolar
Aug 25th 2010
123
RE: #FuckSolar
Aug 25th 2010
142
RE: #FuckSolar - wow. it gets better and better
Aug 26th 2010
155
^^^That's What We Need 2 Do, That's My Advice 2 U
Aug 25th 2010
126
^^^Moment of Truth
Aug 25th 2010
131
^^^All 4 Tha Ca$h man
Aug 25th 2010
133
She Knowz What She Wantz
Aug 25th 2010
148
^^^Got that Gusto, word
Aug 25th 2010
136
^^^No More Mr. Nice Guy
Aug 25th 2010
139
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... :(
Aug 25th 2010
143
^^^Soliloquy Of Chaos
Aug 25th 2010
144
^^^Blowin' Up The Spot
Aug 25th 2010
145
The Rep Grows Bigga
Aug 26th 2010
160
^^^^F.A.L.A
Aug 25th 2010
146
^^^Soul he'd have to sell to have that spouse appeal
Aug 25th 2010
150
What I'm Here 4
Aug 26th 2010
159
yeah, it's beyond comprehension
Aug 26th 2010
167
champagne was a popular drink, and it still is
Aug 27th 2010
171
aaaaiiiyoooo my nigglet all stah say his dick is "smooth like eggs"
Aug 25th 2010
96
I closed my eyes on the part. LMAO!
Aug 25th 2010
97
RE: I closed my eyes on the part. LMAO!
Aug 25th 2010
108
      LMAO!!!
Aug 25th 2010
110
I am in tears...I just went back and read that.
Aug 25th 2010
98
http://i36.tinypic.com/8xsnr8.jpg
Aug 25th 2010
99
damn, fam so you put your microscope on my dick anatomy ?
Aug 25th 2010
104
http://i38.tinypic.com/108eb93.jpg
Aug 25th 2010
107
they need to do a Nair commerical on my dick, fam
Aug 25th 2010
109
      http://i35.tinypic.com/4g6q2s.jpg
Aug 25th 2010
112
      http://rlv.zcache.com/smooth_as_eggs_mousepad-p144484512534160090td22_21...
Aug 25th 2010
127
      BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Aug 28th 2010
174
The guys I know say hard ankles...lol at hard leg.
Aug 25th 2010
111
http://www.splicd.com/QRqyLzVecbM/146/148
Aug 25th 2010
113
She's already putting salt in his game...
Aug 25th 2010
103
RE: She's already putting salt in his game...
Aug 25th 2010
114
      way to regroup...that smooth dick shit was going overboard
Aug 25th 2010
117
This post is amazing.
Aug 25th 2010
115
So you either are Lil/Fish Nugget Terry in real life or...
Aug 25th 2010
118
      "Just call me 'Sweet Potato Pie'" (c) DL Hughley
Aug 25th 2010
122
           Come on Duke, take it higher, throw in the examples....
Aug 25th 2010
128
           RE: Come on Duke, take it higher, throw in the examples....
Aug 25th 2010
129
                RE: Come on Duke, take it higher, throw in the examples....
Aug 25th 2010
130
                I... I can't compete with that.
Aug 25th 2010
132
           Aint callin no dude Delicious nor no damn Sweet Potato Pie (c)Ced
Aug 25th 2010
141
This better be archived...classic...
Aug 25th 2010
119
lmao....damn i glad i stumbled into this post
Aug 25th 2010
121
on the real though,all jokes aside
Aug 25th 2010
135
I'll buy Shaq marryin this broad when I see Peter Gunz @ Men's Warehouse
Aug 25th 2010
137
I am glad I read this today. This made my day.
Aug 25th 2010
149
this poast is awesome
Aug 26th 2010
154
holy shit yall did it again
Aug 26th 2010
157
he wifed her up in a hookah lounge? i'm reading that correctly?
Aug 27th 2010
170
I WUZ HERE
Aug 26th 2010
162
jesus.
Aug 27th 2010
168
archive.
Aug 27th 2010
169
late, but i laughed
Aug 27th 2010
172

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