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"are any of y'all midgets?"


  

          

if so, no offense. i was just wondering that. cuz i referred to someone as a midget in a post. and got to thinkin. "you never know".

there's a gang of folks up in here. prolly every kind of perseon you can think of is on okp. i remember in the early days of okp before people realized there was gay people up in here. that kinda changed the dynamics, cuz cats would be like, "that sounds real gay", and a dude would respond "good, because i meant for it to". *silence*. then proceed to give details on how he/she give/take just to cement the deal.

so that bridge is over. its played out. cats up here posting now about they gay and folks be like, "maaaaaan, get out of here with that. we already got soandso and suchandsuch. you ain't even official. up your gayness, pal, before you go try repping for your people".

what other constituencies we got? ethnicity is old. we got johnb from hawaii schoolin us on shit that is a cuss word (*those racist brady bunch f*cks really dissed y'alls culture, man. i'll never call somebody the big kahuna again!*).

we got tohunga representing for the dolphin skin wearing people of nz. (nz sounds cool as an abbreviation, btw. i can see somebody shouting that on a record and getting props. like someone finally came up with a cool way to say new jersey -- I'm from the ENN-ZEE, mothaf*cka!!!)

lesbians are also very much done to death. *pause*. we have happy golucky buttf*ckees and ers.

but i have yet to see someone post up tawnbout, "sup y'all, i'm WayToo$hort.22 from kalamazoo, and i'm a midget, fam".

i know y'all out there, though. we'd be supportive. really. (ok, some folks would have jokes, but mostly we'd be nice).

and albinos? i KNOW there got to be some albinos up in here. i don't say retarded no more, but i know we got some special posters up in here. *hugs*.

whatever you workin with? rep yo shit. this post is for y'all.




peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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are any of y'all midgets? [View all] , poetx, Tue Aug-17-04 02:25 AM
 
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I hear fucking one is like fucking a frozen turkey
Aug 17th 2004
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Frozen turkey?
Aug 17th 2004
2
dude. surprisingly, i have ZERO frame of reference
Aug 17th 2004
5
      I WIN!
Aug 17th 2004
24
           lol. i ain't posted in a minute. i'm out of practice.
Aug 17th 2004
54
in contractually obligated to poast this
Aug 17th 2004
3
damn. my midgetossing game is on couch status n/m
Aug 17th 2004
8
i only injured 532 midgets
Aug 17th 2004
72
i'm easily the most popular flatfooted okayplayer.
Aug 17th 2004
4
that's right flipperish of you, mally. in a good way.
Aug 17th 2004
14
i can't call it.
Aug 17th 2004
22
      i wasn't going to say this. but. *sniff*. i got flat fe
Aug 17th 2004
57
           LOL @ allla that
Aug 17th 2004
70
jeez jamal. what will b the future for our kids.
Aug 17th 2004
66
i too am flat footed
Aug 17th 2004
78
i'm flat footed w/narrow feet.
Aug 18th 2004
95
      you got, like, ruler feet. the whole point of having bi
Aug 18th 2004
120
Hilarious post!
Aug 17th 2004
6
bigfooted bitching babymachine
Aug 17th 2004
7
i see you. big feets on a woman is sessy. *adds to
Aug 18th 2004
122
what about schizos?
Aug 17th 2004
9
i gotta couple of suspects, but i ain't sayin SHIT. n/m
Aug 17th 2004
11
msayin'! bipolar is EASY to spot
Aug 17th 2004
16
not at all
Aug 17th 2004
12
want me 2 name names?
Aug 19th 2004
126
I got called short the other day
Aug 17th 2004
10
i expect blokes to be taller than me, but i'm 5'5
Aug 17th 2004
13
you shoulda jumped up and smacked the shit out of
Aug 17th 2004
20
i rep for alla us that
Aug 17th 2004
15
givin' five is awkward then a mug, ain't it? *hugs*.
Aug 17th 2004
23
i'm ukrainian mayne
Aug 17th 2004
17
any mailmen up in here**? if so, you LAZY f*cks!!!
Aug 17th 2004
18
the midgets are
Aug 17th 2004
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dam. you type steve coakely w/ yours - namin names
Aug 17th 2004
21
the Midget Boule!!!
Aug 17th 2004
33
      *dead*. Story in 'commuter Jet' magazine on 100yrs
Aug 17th 2004
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i am not a midget, asshole.
Aug 17th 2004
32
      yo napolean complex ass
Aug 17th 2004
52
all the other pyromaniacs put your lighters up
Aug 17th 2004
25
you aint gully!
Aug 17th 2004
27
you wanna battle dunnsunn?!?!
Aug 17th 2004
29
      this whole exchange is great. trust that you'll never b
Aug 17th 2004
34
           what, we can't burn the house down?
Aug 17th 2004
39
           ime hurt son
Aug 17th 2004
41
                but i bet they saw nann probation for that. but let
Aug 17th 2004
43
recovering firebug, checking in...
Aug 17th 2004
28
      I remember you mentioning this...
Aug 17th 2004
30
Just Nacha and Taopooh...
Aug 17th 2004
26
BIG Midgets? that some dc ish, young?
Aug 17th 2004
42
      No DC Slang here. I'm from Detroit...
Aug 17th 2004
65
This...
Aug 17th 2004
31
paging keyoleo............................ lol
Aug 17th 2004
35
this post makes me uncomfortable
Aug 17th 2004
36
i know a grip of y'all is ADD, ADHD, ADCKYMFAS or
Aug 17th 2004
37
My Ex 'diagnosed' me as ADD...and I told her she was
Aug 17th 2004
40
i believe in Crystal Meth, cuz i believe in me!!!!
Aug 17th 2004
lol @ this:
Aug 17th 2004
55
yo, i fidgets with the best of them and be doing
Aug 17th 2004
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ADD
Aug 17th 2004
68
my sister is slue-footed. *giggle*. don't tell her i
Aug 17th 2004
38
what exactly are the characteristics of slewfootedness?
Aug 17th 2004
45
it's like, the opposite of pigeon-toed, i believe.
Aug 17th 2004
48
      *looks down @ my own feet*
Aug 17th 2004
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      *dead*
Aug 17th 2004
63
      it's aight, raina. long as your legs don't do the black
Aug 17th 2004
67
           aye yo ALL my female cousins
Aug 17th 2004
73
           hyperextendedness?
Aug 17th 2004
79
      Sure she's just not Jamaican?........
Aug 18th 2004
102
RE: my sister is slue-footed. *giggle*. don't tell her
Aug 18th 2004
94
i got 2 midgets in my shirt
Aug 17th 2004
44
*nice midgets. GOOOD midgets*. n/m
Aug 17th 2004
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      u've made it hard on the midgets
Aug 17th 2004
50
i have really hairy arms.
Aug 17th 2004
46
handle that
Aug 17th 2004
47
      awww, but i like em...
Aug 17th 2004
51
           i saw a Girlrilla on the train the other day
Aug 17th 2004
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                ...
Aug 18th 2004
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                'girlrilla'. damn.
Aug 18th 2004
100
                     this waitress at Pan Pan
Aug 19th 2004
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i know of 2 male midgets.......
Aug 17th 2004
59
oh & we got a gorilla dat can type & speak...
Aug 17th 2004
60
booooooooo!!!
Aug 17th 2004
71
biggie shorty
Aug 17th 2004
61
handicaps are the future...
Aug 17th 2004
62
anybody got twelve toes?
Aug 17th 2004
69
EN-ZED IN THE HOUSE
Aug 17th 2004
74
i see you, ricky!!!
Aug 17th 2004
75
I'm the world's tallest midget!
Aug 17th 2004
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stuck between two worlds - the tragic midgetto. *tear*.
Aug 17th 2004
82
*blank stare*
Aug 17th 2004
77
lol their taking over the pool.. lmao ... .
Aug 18th 2004
87
*they're coming to GET YOU!*
Aug 18th 2004
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      sorry Kristy, but I laughed hard at this
Aug 18th 2004
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           and poetx woulda been banned for life
Aug 18th 2004
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                exactly.
Aug 18th 2004
103
I wanna dress a Midget up like a Gnome.
Aug 17th 2004
80
up for the LP's!!!!
Aug 17th 2004
81
holup...are any of yall deaf?
Aug 17th 2004
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posting from Galludet w/ the speak & spell computer
Aug 17th 2004
84
any blind okps out there?
Aug 18th 2004
85
I AM FUCKIN DEAD THIS MORNING!
Aug 18th 2004
86
lazy eye okps stand up
Aug 18th 2004
88
truthone in the house!
Aug 18th 2004
90
Nah, bitch.
Aug 18th 2004
116
offset eye
Aug 18th 2004
97
HAhahaha
Aug 19th 2004
124
south jersey.
Aug 18th 2004
115
who gots the tourette's?
Aug 18th 2004
92
llo. any dsyxleic kpo's up ni tihs peiec?
Aug 18th 2004
93
lmao
Aug 18th 2004
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Deluge says I am one n/m
Aug 18th 2004
101
You're compact.
Aug 18th 2004
117
Hemaphrodite (the geek god-dess)
Aug 18th 2004
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w/ wings on her feet, cock, balls an teats. n/m
Aug 18th 2004
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      not knowing whether to cut or keep the extra meat !
Aug 18th 2004
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           clitted and dickted, type conflicted when s/he skeet nm
Aug 18th 2004
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                wearing cheerleader skirts & football helmets & cleats
Aug 18th 2004
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                     surf or turf? god or earf? when it's time to eat? n/m
Aug 18th 2004
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                          .
Aug 19th 2004
127
at this point i'm gonna have to say - insomniac
Aug 18th 2004
107
how many of you mofo's got three nipples?
Aug 18th 2004
110
Someone please archive this post......
Aug 18th 2004
111
lollipop guild, represent represent.
Aug 18th 2004
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check sig.
Aug 18th 2004
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duly noted. and daaaaaaaaamn. you abbreviated.
Aug 18th 2004
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      link.
Aug 18th 2004
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i'ma call 'em "Lords Of The Underground" insteada
Aug 18th 2004
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Up for the archives.....
Aug 19th 2004
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