I bartended my way through college and came to befriend a wealthy regular customer

One day he comes in the bar, a little early, still slow

Him - I just bought a new car, it's parked out front, check it out

Me - walking over to the window expecting to see some exotic luxury car...

It's a fucking ford focus, LOL

Rich people don't think they have to actually pay for shit

I'm surprised MAGA Kraft even tipped ol' girl TBH