So there's that.

Kyrie ain't even top 3 all-time at Duke, let alone top 3 basketball players to ever walk the planet earth.

>he'd put on on a pure white hakama...
>
>walk bare-chested to halfcourt...
>
>take the blade his father has been carrying around in a
>beautiful jade and gold case for the last 20 years on the off
>chance kyrie EVER went out like that much of a bitch and might
>need it...
>
>and kyrie irving would literally seppuku the shit out of
>himself.

He probably should've done that after leading the Cavs to 20-something wins as *the* alpha #1 option.

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